Douche In Lifted Truck Runs Over 23 Yr Old Girl In A Strip Club Parking Lot[views:9160][posts:35]____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:27pm - RichHorror ""] http://mstaken.com/blog/douche-lifted-truc...-23-yr-girl-strip-club-parking-lot/ |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:28pm - RichHorror ""] ITT: lifestyle triumph |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:32pm - RichHorror ""] http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/031711-Mo...lls-Woman-in-Strip-Club-Parking-Lot |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:35pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] derp |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:37pm - Alx_Casket ""] And the punchline is that this guy owns a clothing line called ONE HIT QUIT. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:39pm - RichHorror ""] Prison blacks do not quit after one hit, however. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:41pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Sure, he looks like a douchebag, but why is everybody downing on him for running over a broad in a strip club parking lot? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:42pm - Alx_Casket ""] jealous of his car |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:42pm - RichHorror ""] If there is not an animated gif of his 8 foot tall tire crushing her silicone and collagen enhanced body on my desk by the end of the day the internet is going soft. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:43pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Sure, he looks like a douchebag, but why is everybody downing on him for running over a broad in a strip club parking lot? Because she wasn't one of the strippers. AIM FAIL. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:44pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] RichHorror said:If there is not an animated gif of his 8 foot tall tire crushing her silicone and collagen enhanced body on my desk by the end of the day the internet is going soft. Same as above - wasn't a stripper. She was cutting through the parking lot. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:48pm - RichHorror ""] At 2:15 AM? Not sure I buy that. Also, wasn't at home doing prep work for her husband's breakfast so... [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:49pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] You don't have to buy it - the article states that the club and witnesses said she does not work there. As for the rest, it's still pretty stupid to walk in front of a running monster truck. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 3:56pm - RichHorror ""] Alx_Casket said:jealous of his fauxhawk |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 4:14pm - largefreakatzero ""] "Eric Crutchfield ran over the 23 year old girl while driving out of a strip club parking lot while on his suspended license." Suspended license as well. Total dick. I guarantee that truck has probably never been offroad either. I wonder if he knows Sully (aka fag from Godsmack)? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 4:14pm - brian_dc ""] found her facebook page...feeling creepy about it |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 4:15pm - brian_dc ""] http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=658170866 |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 4:16pm - largefreakatzero ""] Found it... [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 4:20pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] brian_dc said:http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=658170866 she looks hot but... flat chested YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 4:27pm - RichHorror ""] bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 4:29pm - josh_hates_you ""] ArrowHeadNLI said:the article states that the club and witnesses said she does not work there. read much? the club did not make a statement. witnesses said she was walking thru the parking lot (most likely from the club to her car). her family and friends said she was not a stripper. most girls dont tell their families that they strip and most families would deny that their daughter is a whore. she was definitely a stripper. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 4:46pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Of course, Josh. Why believe what people say, when you can believe what you want? Because it's not equally as likely that she was hopping from bar to bar at night, right? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 4:52pm - brian_dc ""] either way, even if we assume that she was a stripper...just leave that as a mathematical constant. I've met plenty of women who are strippers and are actually decent people. I've never met a guy who looks like that and drives a big dumb truck who just hadn't officially committed the crime to lawfully provide him with the appropriate punishment for what he is or how he acts. so...there's my take on this. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 4:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] EXTREME! [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 7:39pm - Skinsandwich ""] Why some people are bickering over the simple details is almost as funny as the whore getting run over by a douche in a big truck. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 7:51pm - goatcatalyst ""] He looks cool. I'd hang out with him. We'd run strippers over. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 8:24pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] goatcatalyst said:He looks cool. I'd hang out with him. We'd run strippers over. Ryan, what the fuck man. It's "we'd run over strippers." Never end a sentence with a preposition. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 8:26pm - goatcatalyst ""] Sorry, Mark. I've been drinking |
| _________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 9:56pm - W3 nli ""] I call bullshit. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 10:03pm - arilliusbm ""] But always have prepositions in band names. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2011 10:53pm - brian_dc ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: goatcatalyst said:He looks cool. I'd hang out with him. We'd run strippers over. Ryan, what the fuck man. It's "we'd run over strippers." Never end a sentence with a preposition. goatcatalyst said:Sorry, Mark. I've been drinking This is a very fine exchange here. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 1,2011 10:34am - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said:Suspended license as well. Total dick. I guarantee that truck has probably never been offroad either. i say that all the time. you see these fuckheads driving giant stupid trucks and you know they won't even park them on the grass. i'm guessing he was wearing a Tapout shirt too. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 1,2011 1:30pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] Yeti said: largefreakatzero said:Suspended license as well. Total dick. I guarantee that truck has probably never been offroad either. i say that all the time. you see these fuckheads driving giant stupid trucks and you know they won't even park them on the grass. i'm guessing he was wearing a Tapout shirt too. he was wearing a really deep vneck... even more douchey. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 1,2011 1:39pm - largefreakatzero ""] Add the fauxhawk for complete toolbox. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 1,2011 3:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] largefreakatzero said:Found it... [img] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 1,2011 4:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Butro Krulz ftw |