Dude gets superglued to a Wal-mart toilet[views:5997][posts:11]_____________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 7:42am - Skinsandwich ""] http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/maryland.toilet.prank/index.html?hpt=T2  | 
|   _____________________________ [Apr 7,2011 8:00am - Yeti ""] hahaha the best part is that he probably took a nasty shit, but couldn't wipe so he had to go through the removal process with a shitty asshole.  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 9:50am - josh_hates_you ""] awesome prank is awesome. can't believe it worked.  | 
|   ____________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 9:54am - The_Rooster ""] There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said. ZING!!!  | 
|   _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 11:13am - pryoryofsyn ""] Will he sue Wallmart now?  | 
|   __________________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 12:00pm - yeti's ass pimple ""] hahaha the best part is that superglue still wont be able to remove us ass pimples.  | 
|   _______________________________ [Apr 7,2011 12:40pm - Mutis ""] The best way to attack walmart is to attack their shoppers. Stealing from the doesn't actually hurt them, even if it is fun to do.  | 
|   __________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 12:44pm - dertoxia ""] 2nd degree assault with super glue?  | 
|   _______________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 12:48pm - NuclearWinter ""] "He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks, Donnelly said."  | 
|   ___________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 1:29pm - arilliusbm ""] wonder what he must've said when the next person walked in. "HELP"  | 
|   _______________________________ [Apr 7,2011 1:34pm - burnsy ""] arilliusbm said:wonder what he must've said when the next person walked in. "HALP" Fixed.  | 
|   ___________________________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 1:34pm - RustyPS should be working ""] I wonder what color the toilet seat was...if it was a dark colored seat, I would imagine it would've been easy to see something on the seat  |