Official RTTP intelligence rankings
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[Apr 11,2011 5:05pm - Wolfy ""]
Two points,
1) As a pillar of society, who can be trusted even at pain of death, I have been commissioned by the Queen to produce a graded compendium of apparent intelligence of RTTP posters. My finely honed pack instinct and personal native intelligence are my main qualifications for this position. In accordance with Her Grace's wishes, I present such a list here.
2) This list is based on a subjective assessment of overall intelligence, gleaned entirely from forum posts, without bias toward political, philosophical, or moral stances. Significant errors may be present; I will consider petitions for alteration of rank from concerned individuals.
THE LIST :: From most to least intelligent
arilliusbm
hauptpflucker
SkinSandwich
Sacreligion
Yeti
thuringwethil
sinistas
ArrowHeadNLI
Doomkid
Czarnobog
reimroc
ShadowSD
Slag
Rev
NuclearWinter
metal_church101
goatcatalyst
bobnomaamrooney
Blue
ValkyrieScreams
DestroyYouAlot
arktouros
nekronaut
largefreakatzero
Alexecutioner
RustyPS
Autopsy_666
WarriorOfMetal
FuckIsMySignature
Martins
Archaeon
MetalThursday
josh_hates_you
thegreatspaldino
TheRidersOfDoom
Alx_Casket
brian_dc
sxealex
MFR
W3
timma
xmikex
Lamp
ouchdrummer
MSD
Boblovesmusic
AndrewBastard
Woah!_Shut_It_Down!
RobinG
MillenialKingdom
Scottfromzircon
RichHorror
Conservationist
xgodzillax
i_am_not_me
beelze
Hoser
[Apr 11,2011 5:09pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
middle of the pack....I'll take it
[Apr 11,2011 5:14pm - dreadkill ""]
i'm not on the list. i must be a retard. at least the genius of my bandmate sinistas was recognized.
[Apr 11,2011 5:22pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
at least I'm smarterererer then Andrewbastard
[Apr 11,2011 5:23pm - ShadowSD ""]
Number 12?
Clearly I have not written enough unnecessarily long paragraphs.
[Apr 11,2011 5:23pm - BlackoutRick ""]
I must be dumb too.
[Apr 11,2011 5:27pm - Lamp ""]
hahahahahahahaha
[Apr 11,2011 5:27pm - largefreakatzero ""]
#24, eh? Perhaps I need to post more long-winded diatribes to gain more favor.
Since Aril made #1, does this prove that he is Wolfy?
[Apr 11,2011 5:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
this list is racist
[Apr 11,2011 5:32pm - Lamp ""]
I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at this thread.
[Apr 11,2011 5:36pm - arilliusbm ""]
LFAZ, I've been framed.
but really? number one? I'm pretty sure I'm one of the dumbest people you could talk to IRL
[Apr 11,2011 5:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
real life does not exist. only rttp intelligence is real.
[Apr 11,2011 5:39pm - blue ""]
obviously this isnt a ranking of gear nazi eliticism.
[Apr 11,2011 5:40pm - Alexecutioner ""]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:middle of the pack....I'll take it
Wolfy said:
Alexecutioner
RustyPS
Suck it Rusty!
[Apr 11,2011 5:41pm - nekronaut ""]
blue said:obviously this isnt a ranking of nazi eliticism.
fix'd
[Apr 11,2011 5:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
me fail inglish? UNPOSSIBLE.
[Apr 11,2011 5:46pm - Martins ""]
There's no way I'm only one slot above grant
[Apr 11,2011 5:48pm - largefreakatzero ""]
arilliusbm said:LFAZ, I've been framed.
but really? number one? I'm pretty sure I'm one of the dumbest people you could talk to IRL
Well then, it seems that Wolfy has taken a lupine fancy to you.
[Apr 11,2011 5:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i know who wolfy is...does that make me smarter?
[Apr 11,2011 5:51pm - RichHorror ""]
Might makes right, LFAZ.
[Apr 11,2011 5:53pm - Sacreligion ""]
This list was obviously made just to put Hoser at the bottom.
[Apr 11,2011 5:56pm - Pires ""]
blue said:obviously this isnt a ranking of gear nazi eliticism.
Oooof. That's a close one between blue and BDC.
[Apr 11,2011 5:57pm - Alx_Casket ""]
tl;dr
[Apr 11,2011 6:01pm - Boozegood ""]
Soft boiled eggs > hard boiled eggs.
[Apr 11,2011 6:06pm - Alexecutioner ""]
Wolfy said:
Two points,
1) As a pillar of society, who can be trusted even at pain of death, I have been commissioned by the Queen to produce a graded compendium of apparent intelligence of RTTP posters. My finely honed pack instinct and personal native intelligence are my main qualifications for this position. In accordance with Her Grace's wishes, I present such a list here.
2) This list is based on a subjective assessment of overall intelligence, gleaned entirely from forum posts, without bias toward political, philosophical, or moral stances. Significant errors may be present; I will consider petitions for alteration of rank from concerned individuals.
THE LIST :: From most to least intelligent
arilliusbm
hauptpflucker
SkinSandwich
Sacreligion
Yeti
thuringwethil
sinistas
ArrowHeadNLI
Doomkid
Czarnobog
reimroc
ShadowSD
Slag
Rev
NuclearWinter
metal_church101
goatcatalyst
bobnomaamrooney
Blue
ValkyrieScreams
DestroyYouAlot
arktouros
nekronaut
largefreakatzero
Alexecutioner
RustyPS
Autopsy_666
WarriorOfMetal
FuckIsMySignature
Martins
Archaeon
MetalThursday
josh_hates_you
thegreatspaldino
TheRidersOfDoom
Alx_Casket
brian_dc
sxealex
MFR
W3
timma
xmikex
Lamp
ouchdrummer
MSD
Boblovesmusic
AndrewBastard
Woah!_Shut_It_Down!
RobinG
MillenialKingdom
Scottfromzircon
RichHorror
Conservationist
xgodzillax
i_am_not_me
beelze
Hoser
what the fuck wolfy, no picture? you've gone soft!
[Apr 11,2011 6:09pm - Lamp ""]
Sacreligion said:This list was obviously made just to put Hoser at the bottom.
At least that part of it is accurate!
[Apr 11,2011 6:09pm - narkybark ""]
I don't exist... story of my life.
[Apr 11,2011 6:10pm - Boozegood ""]
I see more than one person who knows what THAC0 is to far down on that list.
[Apr 11,2011 6:58pm - RustyPS is on the move ""]
Alexecutioner said:
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:middle of the pack....I'll take it
Wolfy said:
Alexecutioner
RustyPS
Suck it Rusty!
:(
[Apr 11,2011 7:21pm - Woah!_NLI! ""]
A guy in PanzerBastard is smarter than me? I'm insulted.
I kid, I kid. But really, what the hell, man?
[Apr 11,2011 7:28pm - xgodzillax ""]
obviously wolfy has no idea what hes talking about. xmikex is a grad student, and far more intelligent than 90% of the people who post on here. think what you want about me, but I have honestly taken shits that are smarter than a lot of people who post here. yeah, I said it.
[Apr 11,2011 7:32pm - the_reverend ""]
I'm not on the list.... but when I saw this, all I could think of was this
bennyhillifier
"duh, i should be over there"
[Apr 11,2011 7:51pm - ShadowSD ""]
Yes you are, rev, you're #14.
[Apr 11,2011 7:55pm - sxealex ""]
i dont care how low i am i just think its funny that beelze is above hoser
[Apr 11,2011 7:55pm - the_reverend ""]
oh, I searched for the_rev
[Apr 11,2011 7:57pm - the_reverend ""]
the fact that aril is #1 astounds me. that kid is nothing but one big repost.
[Apr 11,2011 7:58pm - sxealex ""]
u must be exempt as a mastermind
[Apr 11,2011 8:01pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
From bottom tier to top, what job would my ranking lend me? Assistant Manager at Wendy's? If so, fuckin' A.
[Apr 11,2011 8:11pm - the_reverend ""]
idk, aril's number one and he has the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.
[Apr 11,2011 8:11pm - arilliusbm ""]
the_reverend said:the fact that aril is #1 astounds me. that kid is nothing but one big repost.
You'd be number one on Wolfy's Rttp Asshole list, I'd bet.
[Apr 11,2011 8:14pm - the_reverend ""]
old news.
[Apr 11,2011 8:20pm - Alexecutioner ""]
RustyPS%20is%20on%20the%20move said:
Alexecutioner said:
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:middle of the pack....I'll take it
Wolfy said:
Alexecutioner
RustyPS
Suck it Rusty!
:(
<3
[Apr 11,2011 8:38pm - Pires ""]
the_reverend said:the fact that aril is #1 astounds me. that kid is nothing but one big repost.
And old newz
[Apr 11,2011 9:10pm - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Apr 11,2011 10:55pm - Wolfy ""]
Two amendments,
Part the first:
xgodzillax said:obviously wolfy has no idea what hes talking about. xmikex is a grad student, and far more intelligent than 90% of the people who post on here. think what you want about me, but I have honestly taken shits that are smarter than a lot of people who post here. yeah, I said it.
This honorable testimony has been taken into account. The low ranking of xmikex was primarily due to his heavy involvement in the ongoing triangle jerk that is the 2011 NFL Draft Thread. The Queen has approved advancement of xmikex to two slots above RustyPS, whose football commentary is clearly of inferior quality. Also, a new slot has been created for xgodzillax's shit, just above Lamp; it should be noted that anything that decides to vacate the vicinity of xgodzillax must be possessed of some intelligence. Her Majesty did not approve advancement of xgodzillax; something about how he reminds her of those Beethoven movies.
Part the second:
arilliusbm has demonstrated his keen intellect through numerous posts, the beauty of which have brought grown men to their knees, where they must drown in the swirling, dark waters of their own tears. These posts have been inscribed onto stone tablets by monks in central Cambodia, who use their own shinbones as chisels. The television series Touched By An Angel, as many have suspected, was based on the early life of arilliusbm, and he was also the hero in 90% of Rescue 911 scenarios.
[Apr 11,2011 11:02pm - Lamp ""]
So if you're actually going to address questions about this list, how the fuck did SkinSandwich and Dwyer place so high up?
[Apr 11,2011 11:16pm - xmikex ""]
Wolfy said:
This honorable testimony has been taken into account. The low ranking of xmikex was primarily due to his heavy involvement in the ongoing triangle jerk that is the 2011 NFL Draft Thread. The Queen has approved advancement of xmikex to two slots above RustyPS, whose football commentary is clearly of inferior quality.
hahahaha. In the original rankings I was somehow ranked above Ouchdrummer, who has always struck me as an intelligent dude, and MSD who is an extremely knowledgeable IT consultant. So I never took my ranking as an insult.
[Apr 11,2011 11:19pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I was insulted that you were ranked lower than me. Now all is right in the world.
[Apr 11,2011 11:21pm - arilliusbm ""]
Do I get a medal of some sort?
...or perhaps a meeting with the Royal Family, sire?
[Apr 11,2011 11:26pm - Alx_Casket ""]
nekronaut should ascend based solely on his likeness to myatt.
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[Apr 11,2011 11:28pm - Lamp ""]
On the ouchdrummer topic, Jim is smarter than me no doubt.
A lot of these rankings strike me as rather arbitrary, save for the Aril top slot and Hoser and beelze at the very bottom anyway, but there are a few headscratchers in the lot.
[Apr 11,2011 11:31pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
This reeks of pubescent clique structuring. Take your list and shove it up your ass.
[Apr 11,2011 11:36pm - Wolfy ""]
I.
SkinSandwich attained his high rankings based on a legendary exchange, in which the Great Enemy met their mental superior:
SkinSandwich said:
JUGGALO%20SABRES said:
SkinSandwich said:
oscarct said:I dont know about you, but if a topless tila teqila wants to sing and dance in front of me, Ill allow it.
Just don't let her hit you in your face with her swinging penis.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID FAGGOT?
Does fucking your moms rectum count? She seemed happy as I was in clown face. Then I put my DNA makeup on her face. She really seemed pleased.
...The Queen was pleased.
II.
Lamp: son. When the father wolf nips, the baby wolf subsides.
[Apr 11,2011 11:46pm - Lamp ""]
MillenialKingdom said:This reeks of pubescent clique structuring. Take your list and shove it up your ass.
If I could rearrange this list, you'd be third from the bottom. The fact that you have a child mortifies me to no end.
[Apr 11,2011 11:52pm - sinistas ""]
MillenialKingdom said:This reeks of pubescent clique structuring. Take your list and shove it up your ass.
You do know what site you're on, correct? Overreacting to harmless/silly threads is the precise reason why people troll you continuously.
[Apr 11,2011 11:55pm - metal_church101 ""]
Glad to see that I actually made the top 1/2 of the list.
:duffbeer:
[Apr 12,2011 12:01am - xmikex ""]
Wolfy said:
Yeti
24 Hour Simpsons quotes = Intellectual Juggernaut.
Have faith in the system.
[Apr 12,2011 12:02am - BlessedOffalNLI ""]
Finally a troll posts something semi-worth reading.
[Apr 12,2011 1:36am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
im below average... which is funny because a 137 IQ is below average toOH WAIT.
BAD CASE OF THE DERPES
[Apr 12,2011 3:16am - McGUNKINDATRUNK ""]
FUCK
[Apr 12,2011 3:45am - Eddie ""]
the_reverend said:I'm not on the list.... but when I saw this, all I could think of was this
bennyhillifier
"duh, i should be over there"
Holy shit i remember this fucking vividly.
[Apr 12,2011 6:03am - conservationist ""]
http://www.eugenics.net/
They're coming for you
(Looks at list)
They're coming for US
[Apr 12,2011 6:05am - reimroc ""]
apparently i'm intelligent and smarter than all of you. bow to your master.
[Apr 12,2011 6:08am - conservationist ""]
reimroc said:apparently i'm intelligent and smarter than all of you. bow to your master.
Can't, too busy picking cotton and singing spirituals.
[Apr 12,2011 7:28am - Yeti ""]
xmikex said:
Wolfy said:
Yeti
24 Hour Simpsons quotes = Intellectual Juggernaut.
Have faith in the system.
hahahahaha because otherwise i'm pretty vacant.
[Apr 12,2011 7:29am - Yeti ""]
the_reverend said:I'm not on the list.... but when I saw this, all I could think of was this
bennyhillifier
"duh, i should be over there"
holy shit. whenever i cook i always hear Bugs Bunny in my head say "keep those pot handles toined in!"
[Apr 12,2011 7:36am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
so much win in this thread
fun fact: all ratings are based on the number of times "dicks" appears in the user's posts.
[Apr 12,2011 9:40am - goatcatalyst ""]
conservationist said:
reimroc said:apparently i'm intelligent and smarter than all of you. bow to your master.
Can't, too busy picking cotton and singing spirituals.
I just peed a little. Good thing I'm still in bed.
[Apr 12,2011 9:48am - arilliusbm ""]
The list should have all people with ass burger syndrome at the top.
[Apr 12,2011 9:53am - brian_dc ""]
I'm feeling slightly aggrieved.
Then again, I post on a metal site and don't really care for much metal anymore. Maybe this makes me stupid.
[Apr 12,2011 9:58am - arilliusbm ""]
Only Grails is real.
[Apr 12,2011 9:59am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
arilliusbm said:The list should have more than one people with ass burger syndrome at the top.
[Apr 12,2011 10:09am - brian_dc ""]
arilliusbm said:Only Grails is real.
You seeing them at Great Scott on the 26th?
[Apr 12,2011 10:12am - arilliusbm ""]
Snap. Didn't even know
[Apr 12,2011 10:17am - Lamp ""]
arilliusbm said:The list should have all people with ass burger syndrome at the top.
Nah, I'd say my placing was actually pretty accurate.
[Apr 12,2011 10:20am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
this whole site is an ass burger
i mean that in pretty much any way you could think of to take it
[Apr 12,2011 10:44am - the_reverend ""]
Yeti said:holy shit. whenever i cook i always hear Bugs Bunny in my head say "keep those pot handles toined in!"ditto. especially with the kiddo.
[Apr 12,2011 10:44am - the_reverend ""]
goatcatalyst said:
conservationist said:
reimroc said:apparently i'm intelligent and smarter than all of you. bow to your master.
Can't, too busy picking cotton and singing spirituals.
I just peed a little. Good thing I'm still in bed.yeah, that made me lol.
[Apr 12,2011 11:05am - xmikex ""]
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Shitburger?
[Apr 12,2011 11:27am - RustyPS should be working ""]
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Welcome to Ass Burger, home of the Ass Burge, can I take your order?
[Apr 12,2011 11:48am - Doomkid ""]
So glad I'm ranked right between one of my favorite foils on RTTP and someone I've never seen post.
Also, xgodzillax and beelze definitely belong below Hoser.
[Apr 12,2011 11:51am - RustyPS should be working ""]
Doomkid said:Also, xgodzillax and beelze definitely belong below Hoser.
I don't know, how long did it take Hoser to learn how to embed Youtube videos?
[Apr 12,2011 11:53am - SLAG ""]
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[Apr 12,2011 12:12pm - aaron_michael ""]
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[Apr 12,2011 12:17pm - Pires ""]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:
Doomkid said:Also, xgodzillax and beelze definitely belong below Hoser.
I don't know, how long did it take Hoser to learn how to embed Youtube videos?
Hahahaha "the greatest video ever!!!11!!1!!1"
[Apr 12,2011 1:22pm - xgodzillax ""]
I guess flagrant use of the word "faggot" and not wearing corpse paint while holding plastic battle axes puts me in the sub-par intelligence bracket.
Such is life..
[Apr 12,2011 3:17pm - xanonymousx ""]
i did not even make this list.
[Apr 12,2011 3:41pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
Stupid is as stupid does.
[Apr 12,2011 5:11pm - Doomkid ""]
xgodzillax said:I guess flagrant use of the word "faggot" and not wearing corpse paint while holding plastic battle axes puts me in the sub-par intelligence bracket.
Such is life..
Don't try and class yourself up faggot, you're still a idiot.
[Apr 12,2011 5:41pm - Sacreligion ""]
A APPLE
[Apr 13,2011 10:12am - ShadowSD ""]
B BANANA
[Apr 13,2011 10:17am - babys first words ""]
A IS FOR APPLES
B IS FOR BICKFORDS
[Apr 13,2011 11:03am - the_reverend ""]
/me is moto-training
[Apr 13,2011 11:10am - xmikex ""]
Doomkid said:you're still a idiot.
oh the ironing.
[Apr 13,2011 11:17am - arilliusbm ""]
lul baet me ta eht
[Apr 13,2011 11:46am - conservationist ""]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:
Doomkid said:Also, xgodzillax and beelze definitely belong below Hoser.
I don't know, how long did it take Hoser to learn how to embed Youtube videos?
Not a useful intelligence test. He has computer paranoia and low self-confidence in that area, but doesn't lack brains.
Sorry to be a nerd, but you have to account for test-taking anxiety when doing any intelligence assessment...
[Apr 13,2011 11:56am - Doomkid ""]
Yeah I should probably drop a notch of two for that error.
[Apr 13,2011 12:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
do an RTTP IQ test about it
[Apr 13,2011 1:21pm - Sacreligion ""]
If all dicks are bros, but not all bros are dicks, opethmaciolis.
[Apr 13,2011 2:56pm - largefreakatzero ""]
If concocted well, a RTTP IQ test could be quite hilarious. Someone get on this.
[Apr 13,2011 3:01pm - arktouros ""]
conservationist said:
Not a useful intelligence test. He has computer paranoia and low self-confidence in that area, but doesn't lack brains.
Sorry to be a nerd, but you have to account for test-taking anxiety when doing any intelligence assessment...
True, working with pee-H-deez who cannot perform basic functions with technology is both terrifying and exhausting.
There is motivating anxiety and debilitating anxiety. I am anxious to shit out a cheeseburger.
[Apr 13,2011 3:09pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
arktouros said:
conservationist said:
Not a useful intelligence test. He has computer paranoia and low self-confidence in that area, but doesn't lack brains.
Sorry to be a nerd, but you have to account for test-taking anxiety when doing any intelligence assessment...
True, working with pee-H-deez who cannot perform basic functions with technology is both terrifying and exhausting.
There is motivating anxiety and debilitating anxiety. I am anxious to shit out a cheeseburger.
i deal all day long with people who build computers and make 6 figure salaries but lack even the most basic common sense when it comes to well.. anything. specifically finances. fuckin-a.
[Apr 13,2011 5:34pm - conservationist ""]
Ark: Many PhDs suffer from having gone through high school, studying all the time, then to college, studying all the time, and finally to grad school, studying all the time. They often miss real world experiences, including normal jobs (everyone should work as a grocery stocker, in construction, in food service or in sales once in their lives). As a result, they are often 100% useless outside of their topic area.
Fuck: I've seen the same thing. They are very specialized. They may be smart, but you'd never know from watching them try to mow a lawn, buy a toilet or converse with a woman. Having spent most of my life having no topics of conversation but D&D and Unix, I feel their pain, but recommend getting the hell out of the library for a few hours every week. It's not like socialization is rocket science, especially after one has mastered concurrent threading in C++
[Apr 13,2011 6:59pm - demondave ""]
I'm not on the list. That is the benefit for awaiting silent Tristero's empire.
[Apr 13,2011 7:09pm - Lamp ""]
Why do all your posts have these weird spaces in them?
[Apr 13,2011 7:41pm - demondave ""]
non euclidean geometry baby
[Apr 13,2011 10:53pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
conservationist said:mastered concurrent threading in C++
WAT
[Apr 13,2011 11:07pm - Sacreligion ""]
Oh they have the internet on computers now.
[Apr 14,2011 12:53am - conservationist ""]
demondave said:
That is the benefit for awaiting silent Tristero's empire.
Don't ever antagonize the horn.