China hates time travel[views:8522][posts:29]________________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 11:58am - Alexecutioner ""] http://www.tvguide.com/news/china-bans-tim...ravel-1031835.aspx?rss=breakingnews really China? really? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 12:13pm - arilliusbm ""] it's because they don't want to tell us what the dropa stones are. http://www.crystalinks.com/dropa.html |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 12:20pm - arktouros ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 3:12pm - xanonymousx ""] wait so no more bill and ted in china? |
| ______________________________ [Apr 15,2011 3:20pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 3:25pm - ShadowSD ""] xanonymousx said:wait so no more bill and ted in china? China is banning time travel as payback for Bill and Ted's alliance with Genghis Khan. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 15,2011 3:26pm - Yeti ""] hahahahahahaha |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 3:27pm - Alexecutioner ""] ShadowSD said: xanonymousx said:wait so no more bill and ted in china? China is banning time travel as payback for Bill and Ted's alliance with Genghis Khan. WIN |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 3:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ShadowSD said: xanonymousx said:wait so no more bill and ted in china? China is banning time travel as payback for Bill and Ted's alliance with Genghis Khan. [img] |
| _________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 4:17pm - reimroc ""] pro timecop reference in the comments. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 4:32pm - saxlbeckett ""] this means that they have a working time machine and they don't want anybody to find out. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 15,2011 6:06pm - timma ""] No moa Meesta Meekfry! Onry "Futua to za Futua" now! |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 6:17pm - Alexecutioner ""] what the fuck does China have against Futurama? dicks... |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 6:27pm - ancient master ""] thats because they already have time travel...I mean it is the year 4709 already in china |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 7:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WITH THE 3 SHELLS?!? |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 7:19pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ancient%20master said:thats because they already have time travel...I mean it is the year 4709 already in china bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Apr 15,2011 7:23pm - timma ""] Alexecutioner said:what the fuck does China have against Futurama? dicks... Amy Wong recently found to be the purveyor of a widespread futuristic opium and bukkakke den. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 15,2011 10:02pm - Pires ""] Hey there Mr. Brainiac, It seems that you are trying to do some time traveling. If you didn't know, time traveling won't be invented until 2052. And at that point, all that we will do with it is use it to get rid of a huge lump of garbage. It seems we didn't learn anything by 2052 either. Once the garbage thing blows up in our face, no one touches time traveling until the 2070's where they use it as a new drug to trip out (they call it timing out, dude-bro). How do I know all this? Well, future me (who came back to stop me from selling rttp in 2006 for $120), after selling return to the pit in 2019, uses the 10's of hundreds of yen to invest in Back to the Pit DUNDUNDUN!!!! A website that specializes in going back in time and shooting old school slam shows from the 80's, 90's, and 2020's. So... back in 2006, future me (who has a sick ass toupee) came back and stopped me from selling return to the pit solely cause he know that he could get a lot more in the future. I guess that in 2019, the nation of Estonimacancheese started to host a really big political conference that went by the name Return To The Pit. They pay handsomely in their native moneys. Future me at the time made a good decision, but in 2020 with the resurgences of death-slam-mole-people metal… not having www.returntothepit.com, www.returntothepit.tv, www.returntothepit.xxx, or www.returntothepit.piss was a terrible blow to future the Reverend. Thankfully, for crab-people-gore-grind in the 2030’s, future the Reverend started a skynet flickr page to post his holograph pictures. 2 Terrapixel, 3D crab people balls? And they are rocking out? Sign me up! . That brings us to the 2040’s when the future the Reverend was frozen in an accident in carbonite. Where he lays until 2072 when they find out how to cure the disease that he was inflicted with, a space-plane poop drop to the head. Once re-alive, the future the Reverend, goes back hard at work, opening up Nabisco/AOL Keyword Back to the Pit and history was re-made. But I digress. This concert hasn't happened yet. If it's going to happen, I'm sure it will be f'n bitching. I mean seriously... that band that is play is going to be so good. They are wicked innovative and progressive. Is this show on the events page? Don't be an asshole and add it. Now, I would like to thank Skynet and our gracious alien over lords for allowing .02% of the population continue living on the last spot with grass left on the planet, New Jersey. The [current] the Reverend. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 16,2011 1:04am - snarlingmule ""] [img] great...just great. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 18,2011 7:34am - Yeti ""] timma said: Alexecutioner said:what the fuck does China have against Futurama? dicks... Amy Wong recently found to be the purveyor of a widespread futuristic opium and bukkakke den. HOT |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 18,2011 7:59am - ancient master ""] John Titor would not agree with China's stance on time travel http://www.johntitor.com/ |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 18,2011 8:27am - DrewBlood ""] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_Revolution#Historical_relics Speaking of disrespecting history... |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2011 2:50am - Hungtableed ""] GREAT SCOTT!!! THAT'S BOGUS!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 26,2011 12:29am - snarlingmule ""] boom stick. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 26,2011 12:33am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Looks like someone frappa dickie wrong time. And thread title should be corrected to "Time Traver" |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 29,2011 3:37am - snarlingmule ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 26,2011 10:31am - FuckIsMySignature ""] CHINA SAY TIME TRAVER NO POSSIBLE EVARRRR!!! http://news.yahoo.com/hong-kong-scientists...me-travel-impossible-150026913.html |
| _________________________________ [Jul 26,2011 11:11am - xmikex ""] DestroyYouAlot said: ancient%20master said:thats because they already have time travel...I mean it is the year 4709 already in china bennyhillifier fucking beat me to it |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 26,2011 12:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] that's because I'M FROM THE FUTURE |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 26,2011 12:52pm - arkquimanthorn ""] video has been viacom'd |