what would YOU kill for[views:11733][posts:58]____________________________________ [May 24,2004 9:02am - deadhooker ""] I'm going insane, I would kill, maim, abort, gut, run over, impale, almost to the point of fuck even, for a cigarette. :gun: |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2004 9:33am - the_reverend ""] as I've said before, smoking cigarettes are worse than clubbing baby seals. I would rather piss fire. |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2004 9:34am - RustedAngel ""] i'd rather dive into an ocean of aids. |
| ____________________________________ [May 24,2004 9:39am - deadhooker ""] I'm trying to quit!!!!!!!! I don't want to smoke any more Rev. but at the moment, I feel like slitting my wrists. |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2004 9:42am - the_reverend ""] do it.. the trip to the hospital along with the anal thermometers would be better that the alternative, smoking. |
| ____________________________________ [May 24,2004 9:47am - deadhooker ""] wow!!! thanks for the encouragement |
| _________________________________ [May 24,2004 10:48am - Abbath ""] i would kill to finally get a bassist for my band cigs are almost as bad as killin children....you like children....DONT YOU?! |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2004 11:29am - deadhooker ""] nope definitely not, I gave all my cigarettes to little children |
| ________________________________ [May 24,2004 11:37am - jesus ""] nice timing for this thread. someone in waltham got stabbed more than 10 times over a cigarette not to long ago |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2004 11:44am - deadhooker ""] im about there |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2004 11:45am - deadhooker ""] so did he get his cigarette? |
| _________________________________ [May 24,2004 12:07pm - Abbath ""] "SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE ARE YOU SMOKING YET?" -Family Guy |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2004 12:46pm - RustedAngel ""] honestly, i would kill for a lower back massage... (with a happy ending) |
| _________________________________ [May 24,2004 12:52pm - George ""] did i see you walking in kenmore or am i going insane? |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2004 12:55pm - RustedAngel ""] i was in boston thursday night so maybe? i don't know what you look like so i dunno. |
| _______________________________________ [May 24,2004 12:57pm - the_reverend ""] george was wearing this: [img] |
| ________________________________ [May 24,2004 1:04pm - George ""] this thread went horribly wrong. it was thursday night so i did see you, that's weird. |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2004 2:49pm - Heretic1871 ""] cigs aren't that bad....you're going to die eventually...smoke it up!!!!, might as well do something you enjoy doing right? |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2004 2:52pm - the_reverend ""] most smokers I know look misserable and the only reason they keep smoking is cuase when they don't smoke they feel even more miserable |
| __________________________________________ [May 24,2004 2:54pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] i'd kill for Anathema to tour with Desire, My Dying Bride, and Shape of Despair in the USA... every show being at my house. |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2004 2:58pm - swamplorddvm ""] I would kill for the end of the human race. |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 3:03pm - JellyFish ""] Emperor and Immortal reunion tour. |
| ________________________________ [May 24,2004 3:09pm - Abbath ""] JellyFish said:Emperor and Immortal reunion tour. oh our ultimate fantasy\m/ |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 3:19pm - JellyFish ""] Indeed\m/ |
| ______________________________ [May 24,2004 3:24pm - blue ""] i would kill for a custom shop esp or jackson. mmmmmmmmm. |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2004 3:24pm - succubus ""] i'd kill to not be in so much pain right now |
| ____________________________________ [May 24,2004 3:25pm - deadhooker ""] that's your ultimate fantasy? and it doesn't involve nekked woman? or just nekked eachothers? |
| ______________________________ [May 24,2004 3:27pm - blue ""] my ultimate fantasy will always involve guitars over women. |
| ____________________________________ [May 24,2004 3:36pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i'd kill for my medical bills to be paid for right now. they're killing me... i hate doctors 'cos they make too much money off people... succubus... why in pain?? |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 4:44pm - Dread_104 ""] i've been using "commit" lozenges all week. the first coupla days are kinda rough, but not that bad, suprisingly. Keep in mind this is coming from a pathetically helpless smoker. i'm actually starting to like them better than cigs. (that's probably not good tho) |
| ____________________________________ [May 24,2004 4:58pm - deadhooker ""] im going nothing, cold turkey, the first few days were hell, but now it's worse, I don't get it, then somebody told me that the fourth week is the worst... |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2004 5:06pm - succubus ""] MyDeadDoll said:i'd kill for my medical bills to be paid for right now. they're killing me... i hate doctors 'cos they make too much money off people... succubus... why in pain?? oh i was in the hospital..had somethings wrong inside and i've had surgery before....but this was the most painful experience i've ever had..i've been out of work for over a week even aaron took time off work and didn't even go to shows! i'll spare the gory details in here |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2004 5:07pm - Robdeadskin ""] iF YOUR GONNA SMOKE AND DIE, JUST SMOKE WEED....CIGS ARE STUPID..JUST SMOKE WEED! OR DRINK MORE BEER...:duffbeer: |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2004 5:09pm - Robdeadskin ""] i WOULD KILL FOR A BEER RIGHT NOW |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 5:24pm - Dread_104 ""] the worst pain i've ever had was when i got a gonorrhea test. Holy shit that hurt!!! |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 5:24pm - Dread_104 ""] by the way, that test came back negative. just so you know... |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2004 5:31pm - succubus ""] what do they do? what's the test like? |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 5:46pm - JellyFish ""] deadhooker said:im going nothing, cold turkey, the first few days were hell, but now it's worse, I don't get it, then somebody told me that the fourth week is the worst... For me the first week all together was incredibly bad, but if I had to pick a day it was the worst, probably the second morning waking up. After a week though I was ok, but I only smoked for 51/2 years. Maybe youve smoked longer, I dont know. |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 5:46pm - Dread_104 ""] it starts with the doctor getting on his knees in front of me with my deal hanging out. as if that wasn't horrible enough, having a grown man's face that close to my nethers, with my pants down even. then he say's "this is gonna hurt"(at least he's honest) and jams a GIANT Q-tip with some kinda stuff all over it a good inch into my eurethra(sp?). I grabbed him by the shoulders and screamed a whole bunch of swears. talk about an awkward, humiliating, painful experience |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 5:50pm - JellyFish ""] Jesus H fucking christ!!!! A Q-tip?!?! WHat in the name of black fuckign moses constitutes that? A needle is understandable, since they are thin and easy to fit in (still horrible) but good god a Q-tip. I feel weak in the knees. |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 5:55pm - Dread_104 ""] not just a q-tip. imagine one big enough for Andre the giant. not rediculously gigantic. it was about the size of a small pen, a little thinner |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2004 6:00pm - Kalopsia ""] i'd kill GWB |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2004 6:02pm - succubus ""] hmmmm yeah that sounds painful....but imagine this! the doctor ripping open yer breasts and using this tool to "burn off your skin"! and you can see it..because they didn't put up the plastic screen thing...and you can see the insides of yer boobs and the lumps that were removed... now...that was NOTHING compared to what i went through last week i'll spare the details but aaron stood by me through that..seeing me and how i was...and what he had to do god dammit he must REALLY love me praise the reverend! |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 6:07pm - Dread_104 ""] you lost me after breasts... kidding. seriously, i can't believe they didn't knock you out for that. i woulda passed out, and i don't even have breasts. |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2004 6:09pm - succubus ""] well what happened is that i was out for like 5 hours i think...but then like 2 weeks later....more lumps just appeared... so all they did was put this yellow gel over them and it made me numb, that's all.. but to see yer ariola(sp) being burnt...ugh |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 6:13pm - Dread_104 ""] here's another good one. i had a chalazion(solid bump) in my eyelid. i lay on the table, and he sticks a novacaine needle INTO MY EYELID! Then these tongs clamp my lower lid and flip it inside out. Up next, the scalpel. As he cuts the inside of my eyelid open and digs around, i have no choice but to stare at the entire procedure which is reflecting off of these magnification goggles that he is wearing. not the most painful, but pretty fucking insane when you're squeamish with anything eye related |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2004 6:15pm - succubus ""] aaron would die.... oh man.... |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 7:52pm - dyingmuse ""] i would kill for rough copy of the new song we just recorded. we have 2 sessions in and no copy. kelly's first recording with sob...man!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2004 8:01pm - succubus ""] woo excellent!! |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2004 8:02pm - the_reverend ""] man, my eyes are watering from that eyelid thing... my dad and brother get those. luckily I don't |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2004 8:03pm - dyingmuse ""] that sounds painfull |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2004 8:45pm - powerkok ""] what eyelid thing? like a sty or that weird hard shit? |
| __________________________________________ [May 24,2004 8:53pm - intricateprocess ""] i got a catheter (or however its spelled)................that sucked, i would have killed to be killed at that point in time |
| _____________________________________ [May 25,2004 12:59pm - deadhooker ""] my eyes are watering too. I think I would rather be killed than go through any of that as well. |
| ______________________________________ [May 25,2004 1:03pm - the_reverend ""] I broke my arm and it looked like I had a second elbow above my wrist. I wished I had a digicam then, but I was like 10. |
| _____________________________________ [May 25,2004 1:11pm - RustedAngel ""] i'd still kill for a back massage with a happy ending? |
| __________________________________ [May 25,2004 3:55pm - succubus ""] you mean you didn't get one yet? damnnnnnnnnnnn |
| ______________________________________ [May 25,2004 5:03pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, girls don't learn what a happy ending is until they turn 17. |
| ___________________________________ [May 25,2004 5:14pm - dreadkill ""] i've had the gonnorhea test and eye surgery before. luckily for me, i was unconscious for the eye thing. i wish i was unconscious for the gonorrhea test. that sucked. it came back negative though, so it was worth it. as for what i'd kill for, it would have to be a job in my field. i'm sure alot of people have been out of school longer than i have and haven't found jobs in their respective fields, it sucks ass. |