Boarcorpse/Composted/Scaphism Split Review
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[Apr 18,2011 8:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Boarcorpse -
"Unfortunately the result isn't all that exciting."
Composted -
"Overall there's nothing exciting in the music."
Scaphism -
"The song-writing is not all that exciting. "
Verdict - Needs moar excitement.
http://www.supremebrutality.net/scaphism/threewaysplitcd.php
[Apr 18,2011 9:05pm - blue ""]
In this review: excessive lack of excitement & strength
[Apr 18,2011 9:17pm - Davemonic at home ""]
That guy is a fucking retard he is repetitive and redundant to sum it up; i think his review is lacking excitement and strength
[Apr 18,2011 9:48pm - eddnli ""]
A guy didn't put effort in a review of a split he got bored listening to.
Never happens.
[Apr 18,2011 10:59pm - amorok666 ""]
bennyhillifier
[Apr 18,2011 11:44pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I fixed his review:
http://www.holladaddy.com/splitcdreview.html
[Apr 18,2011 11:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
HAHAHA
[Apr 18,2011 11:51pm - SUPREMEBRUTALITYPIZZA ""]
these bands suck and are probably a bunch of faggets.
[Apr 19,2011 12:08am - Alexecutioner ""]
"The singer, Tony, looks like a total dreamboat though. Totally would."
hahahaha
[Apr 19,2011 12:19am - ouchdrummer ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:Boarcorpse -
"Unfortunately the result isn't all that exciting."
Composted -
"Overall there's nothing exciting in the music."
Scaphism -
"The song-writing is not all that exciting. "
Verdict - Needs moar excitement.
http://www.supremebrutality.net/scaphism/threewaysplitcd.php
This kinda makes me happy...it could be way worse. I mean, everyone knows that you can't please everyone, and it sounds like the guy was hoping for more "powerful stuff" or "SP" (SUPREME BRUTALITY) as he would call it. (as that is the name of his blog) and i know that BOARCORPSE has never claimed to be brutal, and we're proud of who we are... ...So the guy isn't excited by our bands' music, but he didn't hate it, and didn't really have anything mean to say about almost anything on the split, it just didn't excite him, didn't stand apart to him, and didn't have a sufficient SP-rating.
And i love knowing that people are getting the split and listening to it.
[Apr 19,2011 12:20am - ouchdrummer ""]
and obviously mike's review was better... and more accurate, MEEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!! ?? ***wink wink wink***
[Apr 19,2011 2:20am - ShadowSD ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:Verdict - Needs moar excitement.
Send him a Slim Jim with the next CD he reviews.
[Apr 19,2011 3:05am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I only write anonymous riffs. Fuck logged in riffs.
[Apr 19,2011 8:00am - Yeti ""]
the fact that someone on a website called "SupremeBrutality" isn't into my music makes me very happy.
[Apr 19,2011 8:31am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
"This CD didn't grab my interest like the new super brutal Carnifex did".
[Apr 19,2011 9:21am - xmikex ""]
You guys need to log your riffs in so they're not anonymous.
[Apr 19,2011 10:57am - aaron_michael ""]
xmikex said:You guys need to log your riffs in so they're not anonymous.
Mike beat me to it.
[Apr 19,2011 10:59am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
How are we going to troll people with riffs if they're logged in?
[Apr 19,2011 10:59am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Also I beat both of you to that joke, JERKS.
[Apr 19,2011 10:59am - dreadkill ""]
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[Apr 19,2011 11:02am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
only Mortal Kombat Brutality is Supreme
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[Apr 19,2011 2:06pm - narkybark ""]
only having bodies with 3 rib cages is real
[Apr 19,2011 2:06pm - narkybark ""]
This will never beat that one Darkwor review though. All I remember is something about buttered mattresses.
[Apr 19,2011 2:08pm - ouchdrummer ""]
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[Apr 19,2011 2:58pm - arktouros ""]
narkybark said:This will never beat that one Darkwor review though. All I remember is something about buttered mattresses.
don't forget the suspicious poisoning bass lines.
seriously though, shit review. he said boarcorpse isn't catchy, which is just wrong.
[Apr 19,2011 3:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i know i've caught several things from boarcorpse.
[Apr 19,2011 3:25pm - boxxy ""]
me too. hehe
[Apr 19,2011 3:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I don't usually get bothered by bad reviews, but how the hell is the production thin on the Composted tracks? Does this dude have his ears on straight? I wish he just tore us a new one. Way to be lackluster, BRO.
[Apr 19,2011 3:53pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
that was my thoughts. i dont care about a bad review if it is thorough and some time went into it. this guy needs a review of his review.
F-
[Apr 19,2011 3:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
That's a good idea. Let's start a review blog where we just review reviews and nothing else.
[Apr 19,2011 3:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I just re-fixed the review and re-uploaded:
http://www.holladaddy.com/splitcdreview.html
[Apr 19,2011 4:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Carl Cheddarsmooth - the voice of reason.. and cheetohs.
[Apr 19,2011 4:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
DIRT.
TITS.
[Apr 19,2011 4:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
when the rubber meets the road.
[Apr 19,2011 4:09pm - Sacreligion ""]
I wanted to name the new band Dumpster Fire but it's looking like PickleJive is a winner. I will pay you royalties in Cheetos- Crunchy or Puffed.
[Apr 19,2011 4:14pm - Archaeon ""]
http://www.supremebrutality.net/archaeon/vanitas.php
We got the same rating but we did fall short when it comes to varying the tempo.
[Apr 19,2011 4:15pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Crunchy of course. What am I, a faget?
[Apr 19,2011 4:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
He gave it the same number rating as the split, yet had more nice things to say. What a poohead.
[Apr 19,2011 4:17pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Archaeon said:http://www.supremebrutality.net/archaeon/vanitas.php
We got the same rating but we did fall short when it comes to varying the tempo.
haha, the guy SUCKS at writing.
[Apr 19,2011 4:17pm - Sacreligion ""]
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[Apr 19,2011 4:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Archaeon said:http://www.supremebrutality.net/archaeon/vanitas.php
We got the same rating but we did fall short when it comes to varying the tempo.
Also... Grant, I fixed the Archaeon review too. Free of charge:
http://www.holladaddy.com/archaeon.html
[Apr 19,2011 4:21pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
GIVIN THE DOG A BONE!
[Apr 19,2011 4:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
YAAAAY GOBBLES
[Apr 19,2011 4:30pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I found a bunch of shit earlier that was on my old web server. One of them was one of those "scale of the universe" GIFs where it shows the earth and then zooms out to show how big the sun is, then another star, and another etc. Except I made a version that was the first 2 frames of the original and the rest was gobbles.
[Apr 19,2011 4:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Haha, excellent.
[Apr 19,2011 4:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I also found this...
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[Apr 19,2011 4:48pm - Sacreligion ""]
Flawless victory.
[Apr 19,2011 7:11pm - ouchdrummer ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Crunchy of course. What am I, a faget?
HAHHAHAHAHHBA
[Apr 19,2011 7:24pm - ResponsibleShopper ""]
Dig it
bennyhillifier
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