rttp, live updates from a real chruch[views:1774][posts:21]_______________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 10:09am - the_reverend ""] So I'm sitting in a church for the first time in probably 18+ years (that wasn't a wedding). This sucks. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 10:19am - the_reverend ""] Testify! Testify! |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 10:21am - BlessedOffalNLI ""] do a sigil on the altar of christ about it. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 10:23am - the_reverend ""] I'm pretty sure the priest has an ipod in his ear. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 10:27am - LucidCurse ""] Since you are half of Vikernes's face, burn the bitch down. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 10:44am - the_reverend ""] Stand count Aaron 1 Jesus 0 |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 10:50am - the_reverend ""] 2 to 0 my advantage |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 11:07am - largefreakatzero ""] LOL@U. The kneeling part is the worst. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 24,2011 11:12am - pam ""] I am so glad no one in my family expects me to do these things. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 11:30am - GUYnli ""] Is this what happens the PSN goes down. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 11:33am - DestroyYouAlot ""] The whole "stand/kneel/stand/stand/kneel" thing confused the hell out of me the first time I was in a Catholic church. It was like playing Parappa the Rapper on "easy" setting. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 11:34am - demondave ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 11:36am - goatcatalyst ""] Take the communion wafer, pretend to put it in yo mouf, take it home and mock the shit out of it |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 11:56am - BlessedOffalNLI ""] the_reverend said:I'm pretty sure the priest is RTTPing from his iphone |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 12:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] goatcatalyst said:Take the communion wafer, pretend to put it in yo mouf, take it home and mock the shit out of it body of Christ bukkake FTW |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 12:01pm - arilliusbm ""] Please be seated, all of you. Chriiiiisssttt haaaaas diiiiiieeeed, chriiiiiisssst haaaaasasssss riiiisen, chriiisttt wiiiiil cooooome agaaaaaiiin. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 12:20pm - the_reverend ""] It is illegal for minors to carry alcohol... and when we got back to carinas, the outside of her house was covered in flies. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 12:34pm - goatcatalyst ""] So I'm dating a good Catholic girl. Made her late for Church this morning. Heh. Take that, F-word Zombie K-word |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 1:35pm - i_am_not_me ""] pam said:I am so glad no one in my family expects me to do these things. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 3:06pm - eddnli ""] DestroyYouAlot said: goatcatalyst said:Take the communion wafer, pretend to put it in yo mouf, take it home and mock the shit out of it body of Christ bukkake FTW i have never been haapier |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 3:23pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 5:39pm - the_reverend ""] What a waste of money that bullshit is. |