ATTN BASS PLAYERS: Now is the chance you have been waiting for[views:3934][posts:33]________________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 2:00pm - josh_hates_you ""] http://providence.craigslist.org/muc/2341785146.html Saint To Sinner looking for Driven bassist (Providence) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2011-04-23, 7:51AM EDT Reply to: nicktolias@msn.com [Errors when replying to ads?] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We are looking for an eager bass player who is looking to join an established band. We have recently been signed to the united Kingdom's Copro Records/ Casket Music and we have material all written and looking for a solid, skilled and excited bassist who wants to be apart of a solid band. Practice is 2 nights a week in North Providence, free space. We are really looking for a dedicated player who can work well with us, someone who loves music and loves there instrument, email me at nicktolias@msn.com for more info, here is a few of our links to check out: www.sainttosinnermusic.com www.youtube.com/sainttosinnermusic http://coprorecords.co.uk/Casket/DisplayBand.asp?ID=255 Location: Providence it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2341785146 |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 3:11pm - Alx_Casket ""] This sounds like an opportunity of a lifetime. http://vp.mgnetwork.net/viewer.swf?u=249f92742f1a102da6fd001ec92a4a0d |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 4:00pm - arktouros ""] Hope they find the bassest shredder in NE. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 4:04pm - ouchdrummer ""] **slaps knee** |
| ______________________________ [Apr 24,2011 4:58pm - blue ""] fuck you guys, im quitting every band i play in to devote everything to my (and your god) bova |
| __________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 5:45pm - Eli_HHCB ""] I play base wear do I sign up? |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 6:09pm - dreadkill ""] The obvious solution is right under their noses. Bova can play guitar and bass at the same time. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 24,2011 8:25pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] josh_hates_you said:http://providence.craigslist.org/muc/2341785146.html Saint To Sinner looking for Far Beyond Driven bassist (Providence) fix'd |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 25,2011 12:25am - xgodzillax ""] did anyone else look at their 'labels' page? looks like a webpage I made in 9th grade... |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 25,2011 1:52am - the_reverend ""] Omg... Can't fap enough. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 25,2011 6:00am - arilliusbm ""] thinking about trying out. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 25,2011 9:07pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 25,2011 9:11pm - AMOROK666 ""] Alx_Casket said:[img] That is the gayest thing I have ever seen... |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 25,2011 9:29pm - nekronaut ""] AMOROK666 said: Alx_Casket said:[img] That is the gayest thing I have ever seen... That's a pretty bold statement considering you look yourself in the mirror everyday. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 25,2011 9:33pm - AMOROK666 ""] Well done sir |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 25,2011 11:18pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] real life trolling needs to happen |
| ____________________________________ [May 2,2011 9:02pm - xfatzillax ""] does anybody really care what I think? |
| _______________________________________ [May 2,2011 9:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Alx_Casket said:[img] lulz @ "not over 6 feet tall" "Short dudes need bass player, must not endanger precariously constructed facade of masculinity" |
| _______________________________________ [May 2,2011 9:19pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] enter their "design a logo" contest and you can win the opportunity to keep them from having to pay a graphic artist: http://www.talenthouse.com/five-finger-death-punch-design-a-logo |
| _______________________________________ [May 2,2011 9:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] xgodzillax said:did anyone else look at their 'labels' page? looks like a webpage I made in 9th grade... FYI: EVERY band on there is a legit comedy goldmine of nearly Bova-ic proportions. I seriously recommend a quick stroll through the nightmarish lolscape that is their artist roster. |
| _______________________________________ [May 2,2011 9:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DestroyYouAlot said:enter their "design a logo" contest and you can win the opportunity to keep them from having to pay a graphic artist: http://www.talenthouse.com/five-finger-death-punch-design-a-logo The comedy oil keeps gushin': The guitarist's name. Is "Zoltan Bathory." If you want to learn to play like Zoltan - and, let's face it, who wouldn't - you're in luck! They have a tab book. http://www.musicdispatch.com/product/viewproduct.do?itemid=691009 |
| ________________________________________ [May 2,2011 10:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] And the drummer has a CD of "sick extreme metal double bass loops" out in case you don't want to wake up yours for recording. http://www.extrememetalloops.com/ |
| ________________________________________ [May 2,2011 10:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] What CAN'T these guys do? |
| __________________________________ [May 3,2011 5:48pm - AMOROK666 ""] Lol zoltan bathory. My new stage name is marshmello burzum starting now. |
| __________________________________________ [May 3,2011 6:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Nutella the Destroyer |
| __________________________________________ [May 3,2011 6:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DestroyYouAlot said: xgodzillax said:did anyone else look at their 'labels' page? looks like a webpage I made in 9th grade... FYI: EVERY band on there is a legit comedy goldmine of nearly Bova-ic proportions. I seriously recommend a quick stroll through the nightmarish lolscape that is their artist roster. have not heard of ONE of these bands. not fucking one. at least some of them have point logos. |
| ____________________________________ [May 3,2011 7:33pm - i_am_not_me ""] Is the "under 35" rule something to do with why Darrell Roberts left? (Hmmm, he left in 2009, when he was 35. This band have some kind of Logan's Run thing going on?) He's also the reason I ever heard of this abomination of a band in the first place...the WASP connection. |
| _________________________________ [May 3,2011 7:36pm - Sinistas ""] More like a Menudo thing. |
| _________________________________________ [May 3,2011 9:21pm - BlessedOffalNLI ""] dreadkill said:The obvious solution is right under their noses. Bova can play guitar ,bass, drums, cello, and do complex mathetic equations with one hand while simultaneously curing cancer and inventing time travel with the other hand. |
| __________________________________ [May 3,2011 9:31pm - Mathetic ""] is a word |
| __________________________________________ [May 3,2011 10:15pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2011 8:28am - goatcatalyst ""] There are simply not enough supersoakers filled with steamy pisssssssssssssssssSssssSsssssssssss |
| ______________________________________ [May 4,2011 1:11pm - Blessed_Offal ""] Mathetic said:is a word : ( |
| _________________________________ [May 4,2011 1:24pm - pam nli ""] omg Steve I thought you were just being clever about the not over 6 feet thing... |