Why the hell do people flush urinals while still pissing?[views:5943][posts:36]_______________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 10:33am - the_reverend ""] I see it all the time. some times they flush a second time... wtf is wrong with people? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 10:36am - RustyPS should be working ""] people want to feel like they're at Water Country....what's wrong with that? |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 10:37am - the_reverend ""] I live under 5 minutes from that place and have never been. mostly cause I know people who used to break in there at night and shit at the top of the slides. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 28,2011 10:39am - Yeti ""] the urinals at Oasis might be the worst smelling things i have ever encountered. peeing into the water unleashes a ghastly stench. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 10:40am - Alx_Casket ""] I've always wondered the same thing. But I've also seen dudes pull their pants to their ankles at urinals (while still partially wearing underwear) and piss. Strange people, these guys. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 10:59am - largefreakatzero ""] Courtesy flush for pee? Does not compute. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:01am - eyeroller ""] Some people have a "shy bladder," can't start pissing unless they can hear water. Other people are terribly self-conscious about the sound of their piss/shit. I know I am, but hey, I'm taking a piss - Not going to mask it. Others do. Guys who drop trou are Hatebreed fans. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:04am - RichHorror ""] Because UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I HAVE A HEART GOD DAMMIT. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:05am - the_reverend ""] I don't think that is it cause they usually wait to flush the first time until 1/2 way through their piss. Also, I'm shitting as I type this and the person beside me shit, flushed, wiped, flushed. Wtf is wrong with people? |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:06am - the_reverend ""] Sorry, I should say... Shit, flush, wipe, flush, stand up and wipe, flush. Fucking people. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:15am - aaron_michael ""] eyeroller said:Some people have a "shy bladder," can't start pissing unless they can hear water. Other people are terribly self-conscious about the sound of their piss/shit. This. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:17am - FuckIsMySignature ""] lol i do this instinctively for some reason. i really have no idea why. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:22am - RustyPS should be working ""] ...............or maybe they had asparagus for dinner and don't want anyone to smell their smelly peepee |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:25am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i like to have a race between my piss and the water going down the drain. always lose :( |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:40am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I flush twice at the urinal only if I'm shitting. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:57am - dreadkill ""] the_reverend said:I live under 5 minutes from that place and have never been. mostly cause I know people who used to break in there at night and shit at the top of the slides. quote of the day |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:58am - dreadkill ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I flush twice at the urinal only if I'm shitting.now this is the quote of the day |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:58am - dreadkill ""] i take all my clothes off at urinals |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 11:59am - aaron_michael ""] My guts are all fucked up so I shit a lot. I notice this happen more often than not. There's a lot of people who will come in, wash their hands (or whatever at the sink) then shit, then go to the urinal to piss. It's awful. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 12:05pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] The other stupid fucking thing is douchebags who moan or grunt while they shit or piss. Shut the fuck up. Also, when brodudes spit into the toilet/urinal while they piss. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 12:13pm - xgodzillax ""] Honestlyt, its a jail thing. Your cellmate doesn't wanna stink up the cell, I've seen people get their asses beat for it. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 1:07pm - narkybark ""] One of my old school friends used to yell like an angry klingon when he was in a stall. It was the most hilarious thing to me. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 1:10pm - RustyPS should be working ""] ya know what I'm yelling when I'm taking a shit in a public place? KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 1:13pm - goatcatalyst ""] It's actually a glory hole mating call. If you flush mid-piss and then the other guy flushes mid-piss, you can confidently retreat to the sensual confines of the stall |
| ______________________________ [Apr 28,2011 1:16pm - Yeti ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:The other stupid fucking thing is douchebags who moan or grunt while they shit or piss. Shut the fuck up. Also, when brodudes spit into the toilet/urinal while they piss. hahahaha this infuriates me. taking a shit is coveted to me, and i try to enjoy it with as much peace as i can. don't sit next to me and give a grunt narrative to the process. if you need to groan and grunt then you need some serious fiber intake. the worst is in a bathroom with no music, there is no silence more deafening. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 1:31pm - dreadkill ""] whenever i'm in the bathroom with one other person, i rip a fart at the urinal and judge the other guy's reaction. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 1:33pm - narkybark ""] I bring in a can of sloppy joe sauce with me, make a loud grunt and then just spatter it on the floor in that space between the stalls |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 1:58pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] that sounds rational |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 2:15pm - narkybark ""] you're rational |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 28,2011 2:27pm - Lester__Burnham ""] TIME IS MONEY |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 29,2011 9:02am - Alexecutioner ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:...............or maybe they had cuttlefish and asparagus for dinner and don't want anyone to smell their smelly peepee |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 29,2011 10:24am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It may have something to do with splashback. I for one enjoy sprinkling my pants with piss. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 29,2011 10:26am - aaron_michael ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 29,2011 10:31am - xgodzillax ""] This dude in the stall next to me at work is breathing like he's giving birth right now |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 29,2011 10:40am - Alexecutioner ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:It may have something to do with splashback. I for one enjoy sprinkling my pants with piss. i think you're on to something, wearing shorts at a urinal is not always the dryest of experiences |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 29,2011 10:44am - FuckIsMySignature ""] xgodzillax said:This dude in the stall next to me at work is breathing like he's giving birth right now for some reason that reminds me of the Cosby show episode where Cliff is having a nightmare about giving birth to a 6 foot submarie sandwich. [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 29,2011 10:45am - Bradsauce ""] ya gotta get the angle right. I Believe it's 27.5 degrees off the axis of your dick. |