Don't you all know its a privilege to be allowed to play Ralphs[views:1708][posts:10]____________________________________ [May 24,2011 9:07pm - the truth ""] Don't you all know its a privilege to be allowed to play Ralphs? Didnt you know this. Didnt you know its a privilege to be metal as fuck and get burned by labels that pay you in copies of your own CD? DIdnt you know that? Didnt you know its a privilege to be in a buddy buddy scene where you are willing to be subjected to SUNN O))))) and there hipster fans as greg anderson and steve o malley make a fortune to pluck a string or two and walk away from the guitars as the noise rings out for hours? didnt you know it was a privilege to be in the audience and pay 40 bucks for the vinyl just because they hired atilla and other under paid guests so that way greg anderson and mister o malley could buy houses on your tab? Didnt you know this? Didnt you know everytime your kult as fuck band plays out live and you play for free that you are being metal as fuck too? Didnt you know that when you claim you are a metal band you are degrading yourself? Didnt you know that black metal and all these other forms never over threw Christianity as promised, it only sold cds instead? Didnt you all know Varg only killed Euronymous because he wasnt getting enough attention as a band because he was a solo one man band? Didnt you know he tried to make it seem deeper than it was so he could gain some attention? Didnt you know when you say metal influenced you that you are a puppet and that you are following losers, and self righteous hipsters, phonies, and other scenesters? DIdnt you know that all these metal as fuck fags and other trash talking bands wont play with anyone they consider better than themselves or that are different because they dont want to look bad? Didnt you guys know all of this stuff already? DIdnt you all know Black was doing cocaine during all his sunn performances with all the money you guys gave him because he plucked a string and hired some super star and followed the same money making scam that greg anderson and probot did? Didn't you all know this? Didnt you all i know its a privilege to pay metal maniacs to feature your metal band in a metal magazine? -Stay tuned, more behind the scenes reminders coming soon |
| ________________________________________ [May 24,2011 9:10pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] omg u blew my mind |
| ______________________________ [May 24,2011 9:49pm - Lamp ""] Did you know that my balls are swollen to the size of tennis balls and I need your wisdom to manifest in hand form to relieve me? |
| ______________________________ [May 24,2011 10:40pm - Yo ""] he jelly. |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2011 10:44pm - Randy_Marsh ""] [img] |
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| ___________________________________ [May 25,2011 10:17am - posbleak ""] the%20truth said:Didnt you know its a privilege to be in a buddy buddy scene where you are willing to be subjected to SUNN O))))) and there hipster fans as greg anderson and steve o malley make a fortune to pluck a string or two and walk away from the guitars as the noise rings out for hours? Seriously?! I gotta start getting out to Worcester more often. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 25,2011 10:18am - FuckIsMySignature ""] tl;dr |
| _________________________________________ [May 25,2011 10:22am - josh_hates_you ""] It was definitely a privilege to share the stage with Nocturnal at Ralph's last night. A+ thread. |
| ________________________________ [May 25,2011 11:25am - Mutis ""] holy crap I can't handle the trvth |
| ________________________________________ [May 25,2011 11:28am - aaron_michael ""] Did your dad eat your dad? |