all Jewish metal band[views:4898][posts:31]__________________________________________ [May 26,2004 12:53pm - Otto/Wormdr1v3 ""] I'm at work dosing off, and I started to think "There's Christian metal, which has produced such timeless acts as Stryper and...uh, Stryper?" Well, how come there is no Jewish Metal genre? Are we suppossed to believe one of the largest religions in the world doesn't listen to metal, but Christians do?!?I would like to officialy start this new type of metal, complete with long, curly hair wigs and upside down Menorah's painted on our faces. All that's missing is a band name, and some members. Any suggestions? :krusty: |
| ___________________________________ [May 26,2004 1:02pm - stainless ""] how about JEWETAL |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2004 1:04pm - succubus ""] Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a new list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me Winona Ryder, Drinks Manischewitz wine Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein Guess who gives and receives Loads of Chanukah toys The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too Put them together What a funky bad ass Jew We got Harvey Keitel And flash dancer Jennifer Beals Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish And yes her boobs are real Put on your yarmulka Its time for Chanukah 2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson Still not a Jew But guess who is, The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo Bob Dylan was born a Jew Then he wasn't but now he's back, Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'Cause we're pretty good in the sack. Guess who got bar-mitzvahed On the PGA tour No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore. So many Jews are in the show biz Bruce Springsteen isn't But my mother thinks he is. Tell that Daryll Lamonaka It's time for Chanukah It's not pronounced Ch-nakah The C is silent in Chanukah So get your hooked on phonica Get drunk in Tijuanaka If you really really wannaka Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah! ~~~ |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2004 1:07pm - succubus ""] sorry but i saw this thread and this is what i thought of: here's the first version: [A] Put on your [E] yalmulka, here comes [E] Hanukkah Its [A] so much [E] fun-akkah to celebrate [E]Hanukkah, [A]Hanukkah [E]is the Festival of [E] Lights, [A] Instead of one day of [E] presents, we have [Bm] eight crazy [E] nights. [A] When you feel like the only [E] kid in town without a Xmas [E]tree, [A] Heres a list of [E] people who are Jewish, just like you and [E] me: [A] David Lee [E] Roth lights the me[E]norrah, [A] So do James [E] Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah [E]Shore-ah [A] Guess who eats to[E]gether at the Karnickey [E] Deli, [A] Bowzer from [E] Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzer[E]relli. [A] Paul Newmans half [E] Jewish; Goldie Hawns half [E] too, [A] Put them to[E]gether--what a fine lookin [E] Jew! [Esus] [E] You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock [E] Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish! [Esus] [A] Put on your [E] yalmulka, its time for [E] Hanukkah, The [A] owner of the Seattle Super[E]sonic-ahs celebrates [E] Hanukkah. [A] O.J. [E] Simpson-- not a [E] Jew! But [A] guess who [E]is...Hall of Famer--Rod [E]Carew--(he converted!) [Bm] [A] We got Ann [E] Landers and her sister Dear Ab[E]by, [A] Harrison Fords a [E] quarter Jewish-- not too [E] shabby! [A] Some people [E] think that Ebeneezer [E] Scrooge is, Well, hes [A] not, but [E] guess who is: All three [E] stooges. [Esus] [E] So many Jews are in show biz-- [E] Tom Cruise isnšt, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [Esus] [A] Tell your friend Ver[E]onica, its time you celebrate [E] Hanukkah I [A] hope I get a har[E]monica, on this lovely, lovely [E] Hanukkah. So [A] drink your gin-and-[E]tonic-ah, and smoke your mara[E]juanic-ah, If you [A] really, really [E]wanna-kah, Have a happy, happy, [E] happy, happy [A] Hanukkah. |
| ______________________________________ [May 26,2004 1:11pm - swamplorddvm ""] jewish metal is Just as evil as christian "metal". \m/Stryper\m/ |
| _______________________________________ [May 26,2004 1:31pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I think there are no jewish or muslim metal bands because such a thing would be considered blasphemous in their religion |
| _________________________________________ [May 26,2004 2:38pm - Otto/Wormdr1v3 ""] That's why it would be cool. A Muslim metal band, think of the marketing possibilities. |
| _______________________________________ [May 26,2004 2:42pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] a metal jihad |
| ______________________________________ [May 26,2004 3:02pm - the_reverend ""] betrayer and abuse are isreali bands. |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2004 3:04pm - succubus ""] israeli sorry a pet peeve of myne is people spelling isreal instead of israel |
| _________________________________________ [May 26,2004 3:08pm - Otto/Wormdr1v3 ""] "Iz Real, now on tour in support of Terrorist metal, yeah yeah yeah" |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2004 3:15pm - bludgawd ""] there is a band from Israel called Lehavoth, we actually did a 3 way split CD with them.... |
| _________________________________ [May 26,2004 5:09pm - Abraxas ""] Yiddish Steel |
| ___________________________________ [May 26,2004 5:33pm - dyingmuse ""] i think orphaned land is jewish...well they are arabian, but they are pretty fucking good their new one is very different |
| ________________________________ [May 26,2004 6:55pm - morkul ""] Melechesh is from Israel. I think they were being hunted at one point in time for playing Death Metal. They were more than just Stryper, there was also Sacrifice and Believer for all who are old enough to remember those guys. |
| ___________________________________ [May 26,2004 7:12pm - Dread_104 ""] Not Even One |
| ________________________________ [May 26,2004 10:31pm - hoser ""] my anus smells odd..... |
| _______________________________________________ [May 27,2004 6:22am - coldnorthernvengeance ""] Stupid idea and a stupid fucking thread.... |
| _____________________________________ [May 27,2004 10:34am - anonymous ""] well boo hoo to you |
| _______________________________________ [May 27,2004 10:40am - the_reverend ""] [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [May 27,2004 1:17pm - Otto/Wormdr1v3 ""] this is the greatest picture ever....the cover of my solo album has been found! |
| ____________________________________ [May 27,2004 1:24pm - MyDeadDoll ""] but how does one get jewish? maybe coldnorthernvengeance knows. he hates jews so much i'd sware he was raised jewish. |
| _______________________________________ [May 27,2004 1:28pm - MarkKevorkian ""] Tastless joke coming. The name In Flames was already taken. Huh Huh!!!! |
| ___________________________________________________ [May 27,2004 1:34pm - WhyamIandasshole at work ""] My friend started a Jewish hardcore band in NYC called Bris. Its all sung in hebrew. |
| _________________________________________ [May 27,2004 1:45pm - Otto/Wormdr1v3 ""] that's actually a pretty cool idea. hebrew is a very strange sounding language, it could sound really unique with screaming. |
| ____________________________________ [May 27,2004 2:42pm - MyDeadDoll ""] that does sound like a pretty cool idea. i wonder what it would sound like... |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2006 1:22am - Yisroel ""] I'm a religious jew, who also happens to be a power metal singer. I've been trying for the longest time to put a band together. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2006 1:33am - Yisroel ""] Power and glory of god? thats power metal! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 12,2006 1:42am - the_reverend ""] could you play shows on saturday? |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2006 1:51am - Yisroel ""] Only after nightfall. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 12,2006 2:07am - davefromthegrave ""] the_reverend said:[img] [img] looks like he accidentally got gayish instead |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 12,2006 2:15am - Y Draig Goch ""] Orphaned lan is by far the best metal band from israel, their newest cd is a concept album about the flood story. They have Christian, Jewish, and Muslim members and the whole concept of the band is the three religions uniting to produce something powerful. |