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so what is the minimum amount you would take to blow a dude?

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[Jun 8,2011 10:40pm - the_reverend ""]
talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.
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[Jun 8,2011 10:42pm - Manjew Cock  ""]
One time at band camp, a dude gave me coke just to give me a blowjob!
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[Jun 8,2011 10:55pm - joeyumbrella ""]
how much you looking to spend?
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[Jun 8,2011 10:59pm - narkybark ""]
how much you got?
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[Jun 8,2011 11:00pm - narkybark ""]
a lil' extra for tickling the taint
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[Jun 8,2011 11:09pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i don't wanna think about it... i need the money. :(
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[Jun 8,2011 11:32pm - Goatrider ""]
I just got blown. Meaning, my mind. By the fact that you forgot about dudes who like dudes.
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[Jun 9,2011 12:36am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Jun 9,2011 12:58am - douchebag_patrol ""]

Goatrider said:I just got blown. Meaning, my mind. By the fact that you forgot about dudes who like dudes.

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[Jun 9,2011 1:02am - goatcatalyst ""]
Let's get metaphysical
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[Jun 9,2011 1:03am - Randy_Marsh ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Jun 9,2011 1:04am - Alx_Casket ""]
I missed this law and order when it first aired:
http://efukt.com/20625_Hey_Grandma,_Show_Me_Your_Tits.html
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[Jun 9,2011 1:05am - Randy_Marsh ""]

Manjew%20Cock said:One time at band camp, a dude gave me coke just to give me a blowjob!


hahahah OH GOD
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[Jun 9,2011 1:06am - Randy_Marsh ""]
WHY DID HE TELL EVERYBODY THAT??
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[Jun 9,2011 2:05am - DestroyYouAlot ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Jun 9,2011 5:46am - ridahsofdizoom  ""]
I said 9000!
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[Jun 9,2011 7:11am - SLAAAAGG nli  ""]
Rev, I'm assuming hookers are cheap. Find yourself one and end this whole "not sure if gay" thing. And by hookers I mean men willing to touch you. The world is your glory hole.
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[Jun 9,2011 8:36am - pam ""]

the_reverend said:talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.


Less stress on the jaw, anyway.
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[Jun 9,2011 8:38am - RustyPS ""]

pam said:
the_reverend said:talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.


Less stress on the jaw, anyway.


GIGGIDY
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[Jun 9,2011 8:51am - the_reverend ""]
see the way you get someone on this is "I would never do it"
"oh yeah? you wouldn't do it for $1 million dollars?" - me
"well... for a million dollars" - them
"see there, you go" - me
(pause for a bit so their mind doesn't explode)
"so let me get this straight, you wouldn't do at most 15 minutes of work to make what you made all last year?" - me
"hm... well..." - them
and there, you talked them down from $1,000,000 to something in the tens of thousands. Someone run a cost analysis on that. After you get them to that low, I'm sure you could talk most guys down to $5K or less. Most girls would either do it for free anyhow, but a girl blowing someone is kind of gross.
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[Jun 9,2011 8:57am - largefreakatzero ""]
I'd rather die penniless and alone.
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[Jun 9,2011 9:16am - DestroyYouAlot ""]

pam said:
the_reverend said:talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.


Less stress on the jaw, anyway.



ur doin it wrong
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[Jun 9,2011 9:16am - arkquimanthorn  ""]
i would demand a vast sum of money depending on the situation. when are we gonna do this, rev?
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[Jun 9,2011 9:18am - pam ""]

DestroyYouAlot said:
pam said:
the_reverend said:talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.


Less stress on the jaw, anyway.



ur doin it wrong



She didn't complain.
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[Jun 9,2011 9:21am - xmikex ""]
Comp my RTTP member fees for a year... and we'll talk.
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[Jun 9,2011 9:22am - DestroyYouAlot ""]

pam said:
DestroyYouAlot said:
pam said:
the_reverend said:talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.


Less stress on the jaw, anyway.



ur doin it wrong



She didn't complain.



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YA GOTTA WORK THE CLIT, ROCK! THE CLIT!!! YA BUM!
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[Jun 9,2011 9:23am - Sinistas ""]
"Hey, if it'll get me a couple hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth"

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[Jun 9,2011 9:23am - Alx_Casket ""]
rev, specify the dick/bro and i'll give you an estimate. people will do anything for the right money, but it depends on the dick/bro
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[Jun 9,2011 9:28am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
You gotta have a proper dick:bro ratio.
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[Jun 9,2011 9:29am - arkquimanthorn  ""]
carlin did it so now i gotta do it.
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[Jun 9,2011 9:41am - ouchdrummer ""]

the_reverend said: but a girl blowing someone is kind of gross.


!!

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[Jun 9,2011 9:52am - the_reverend ""]
jimbo !! = qft?
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[Jun 9,2011 9:53am - ouchdrummer ""]
nope. shock.
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[Jun 9,2011 10:16am - orktourass  ""]
yeah, what??
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[Jun 9,2011 10:19am - ShadowSD ""]
dick = bro r squared
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[Jun 9,2011 10:35am - Yeti ""]
if your penis was endearing, the expense would drop.
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[Jun 9,2011 10:39am - ouchdrummer ""]
my penis IS endearing.
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[Jun 9,2011 11:04am - Lamp ""]
My penis is an endearing young charm


bennyhillifier
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[Jun 9,2011 11:06am - ouchdrummer ""]
if i had a nickel for everytime i've said that....
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[Jun 9,2011 11:42am - dreadkill ""]

Sinistas said:"Hey, if it'll get me a couple hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth"

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i'd blow george carlin for free if he was still alive
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[Jun 9,2011 1:55pm - BlackoutRick ""]
this thread is slightly gay.
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[Jun 9,2011 2:21pm - Alx_Casket ""]
this penis endearing.
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[Jun 9,2011 4:20pm - brodown ""]
If you have to ask you cant afford it
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[Jun 9,2011 4:31pm - ouchdrummer ""]

brodown said:If you have to ask you cant afford it


this made me lol... in front of my boss... he asked me what was so funny, and i had to straight up unplug my computer with my foot so that he wouldn't see what i was looking st... "woops, i guess i unplugged it...."
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[Jun 9,2011 6:20pm - patrick ""]
never...id rather be poor
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[Jun 9,2011 6:24pm - Lamp ""]
Dare I say, that is a stance that takes some BALLS to defend.
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[Jun 9,2011 10:13pm - Pires ""]
I'm surprised no one said "$900" yet. No one watches workaholics?


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