How many pumps does it take?[views:1079][posts:9]______________________________________ [Jun 10,2011 3:25pm - the_reverend ""] what do you think the average number of thrusts the average dong makes in the average slop hole on an average day's average whoopie session? Only abacus sex is real. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 10,2011 3:26pm - Yeti ""] average day = 0 offical day = 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 10,2011 3:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] in soviet pumphouse slophole thrusts yooooo! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 10,2011 4:22pm - the_reverend ""] I'm guessing that 240 is wicked high number before the girl wants your fat/smell/hair body off hers. 240 x 3 seconds each = 12 minutes. Find me a girl that can stand a dude for more that 3 minutes without being mad at him and I will show you a post-op. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 10,2011 4:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] In b4 ouchdrummer and josh_hates_you arguing about BPMs. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 10,2011 4:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] That's "ballslaps per minute". |
| _______________________________________________ [Jun 10,2011 4:59pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] blastbeat on yr nutbag |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 10,2011 5:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] gravity nutblasts |
| __________________________________ [Jun 10,2011 6:20pm - Elihhcb ""] Over 9000 |
| _________________________________ [Jun 10,2011 8:05pm - dinkus ""] 3 |