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How many pumps does it take?

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[Jun 10,2011 3:25pm - the_reverend ""]
what do you think the average number of thrusts the average dong makes in the average slop hole on an average day's average whoopie session? Only abacus sex is real.
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[Jun 10,2011 3:26pm - Yeti ""]
average day = 0
offical day = 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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[Jun 10,2011 3:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
in soviet pumphouse slophole thrusts yooooo!
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[Jun 10,2011 4:22pm - the_reverend ""]
I'm guessing that 240 is wicked high number before the girl wants your fat/smell/hair body off hers. 240 x 3 seconds each = 12 minutes.
Find me a girl that can stand a dude for more that 3 minutes without being mad at him and I will show you a post-op.
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[Jun 10,2011 4:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
In b4 ouchdrummer and josh_hates_you arguing about BPMs.
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[Jun 10,2011 4:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
That's "ballslaps per minute".
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[Jun 10,2011 4:59pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
blastbeat on yr nutbag
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[Jun 10,2011 5:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
gravity nutblasts
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[Jun 10,2011 6:20pm - Elihhcb  ""]
Over 9000
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[Jun 10,2011 8:05pm - dinkus  ""]
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