The Surrealist Compliment Generator[views:1869][posts:9]____________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 9:56am - Alx_Casket ""] http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG I've been enjoying these for the past 10 minutes. The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera. Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat. Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 11:04am - arktouros ""] Your nose hair is pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the Republican lobbyists below. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 11:32am - arktouros ""] In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 11:35am - Alx_Casket ""] You wear your breasts like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 11:57am - Mutis ""] Only mislabeling corncob pipes is real. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 12:58pm - KILLER KADERP ""] I love your eyes, but only with ketchup. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 2:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 3:46pm - Alx_Casket ""] Your beautiful bulgarian bricks stack like the thousand eyes of Estonian potatos, peering amid fuzzy dreams of corrugated cardboard. This site reminds me of most of goatcatalyst's replies :D |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 3:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha i thought the same |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 6:02pm - Will Spanner ""] Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan. |