She has been a bikini supermodel for 15 years.[views:3998][posts:11]___________________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 12:23am - douchebag_patrol ""] http://thedirty.com/2011/05/bikini-supermodel-for-15-years/#comments [img] [img] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jun 29,2011 12:33am - Lamp ""] fake tits :pukeface: |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 12:35am - douchebag_patrol ""] Someone pleeeease introduce this lady to Bova. http://www.amquix.info/humor/jacey_wyatt/jacey_wyatt.html [img] http://www.jaceywyatt.com/ http://www.facebook.com/jaceywyatt [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 12:37am - Alx_Casket ""] Nice photoshop healing patch tool on santa's right tit. TWO THUMBS DOWN |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 12:46am - douchebag_patrol ""] http://thedirty.com/2011/05/bikini-supermodel-for-15-years/#comments May 4, 2011 at 6:14 pm whaaaaaa says: hahah WAIT. s(he) is delusional. Her facebook has albums entitled “paprazzi pics of me” (in which she clearly paid someone to follow her around and take paparazzi like shots), and “magazine modeling” (where the photos are poorly done and of her, with a brand logo on the side. i started laughing so hard, until i would have to look at her face, and then i would just cringe. easily worst face on the dirty. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 5:54am - Skinsandwich ""] She has a tucked in penis. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 9:09am - the_reverend ""] IDK what this is even about. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 29,2011 9:14am - ark ""] BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA |
| _______________________________ [Jun 29,2011 6:26pm - Bova ""] I banged this broad with my superior shredding abilities. She was in the front row at a Saint to Sinner concert when my immense talent and sheer manlyness overtook her libidinous loins. Her flabby beef curtains reverberated from the glorious tone of my epic guitar solo until she came so hard that her pussy squirted 8 feet in the air and splashed sweet tuna juice in my eye. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 6:34pm - GEORGE ZIMMER ""] [img] HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO AND FOUNDER OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. THIS MORNING I MADE A VISIT TO THIS SEXY SEPTUAGENARIAN BIKINI MODEL AT THE RETIREMENT HOME - I COULD SMELL HER EXCITEMENT AT MY ARRIVAL EMENATING FROM HER DEPENDS FROM HALFWAY DOWN THE HALL. I WIPED THE SHIT OFF THAT WRINKLY ASS WITH THE CHRISTMAS CARD YOU SENT HER BEFORE I IMPLANTED MY SEXUAL SQUID THREE FEET UP HER COLON. HER WHEELCHAIR COLLAPSED UNDER THE RELENTLESS POUNDING OF MY POWERFUL ANAL INTRUDER. SHE CLIMAXED WITH SUCH FEROCITY THAT MRS. PETERSON THREE DOORS DOWN WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST AND OLD MAN JENKINS CAME OUT OF HIS COMA. SHE LAPPED UP THE REMNANTS OF MY BOYBUTTER OFF THE LINOLEUM AND USED IT TO TAKE A WEEK'S WORTH OF MEDS. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 6:37pm - nekronautloggedin ""] /thread |
| _______________________________ [Jun 29,2011 6:58pm - Bova ""] I shredded her panties off and gently opened her sagging shriveled pussy lips with the end of my guitar. Her vagina was so old and used up that it was like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich and I was overcome with the stench of stale doritos and rotten maggot infested cat food. As I mounted upon my most exquisitely exhuberant god-like guitar solo, an orange oozing fluid appeared between her lusciously decayed cunt flaps. The dorito cat food smell became so pungent that I lurched forward and unleashed a monumental and epic explosion of vomit deep inside her womb. And then I unleashed my man chowder all over her hardened lop sided fake tits. |