we need a singer[views:6305][posts:62]_______________________________ [Jun 29,2011 10:40pm - junz ""] Band influenced by pantera, hatebreed, slayer, shadows Fall, crowbar, machine head needs singer. we got Pa and songs, ready to record and play out, but we need a voice. we jam in Leominster 2x a week. I hate putting other bands names as influences, but saying "metal" band needs singer doesnt really cover it. we got stuff that sounds like slayer, other stuff that sounds like Kingdom of Sorrow. We're late 20's early 30's. Someone must be able to fill the spot! Where are you!!?? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 10:43pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] I think all of your influences suck, but since I'm joining we're changing our style and playing raw black metal influenced by 9th Circle |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 10:44pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Also incorporating power electronics. Fuck you |
| _________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 10:49pm - Kevord ""] How can you be almost 30 and have such shitty influences? Talk to that Goatrider kids. His mids are brutal and gutteral. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 10:49pm - Alx_Casket ""] how's Pa doing these days? |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 29,2011 11:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Kevord said:How can you be almost 30 and have such shitty influences? Talk to that Goatrider kids. His mids are brutal and gutteral. brutteral midlows |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 10:51am - largefreakatzero ""] Kevord said:How can you be almost 30 and have such shitty influences? Retardation is not age-specific. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:00am - Kevord ""] But Machine Head?????? Fucking Terrible. Buy a Sodom record you queers and you won't even remember who Machine Head is. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:01am - junz ""] ok hows this. Starting new band. Looking for singer that sounds like every other half assed death metal vocalist. You MUST have way too tight jeans hanging below your ass, a tshirt thats too small for an infant and your hair combed over your forehead. MUST have experience in atleast one band whose name has atleast 5 words in it. I thought blabbermouth was bad. More sissys hiding behind computers. You guys are priceless. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:02am - FuckIsMySignature ""] junz said:ok hows this. Starting new band. Looking for singer that sounds like every other half assed death metal vocalist. You MUST have way too tight jeans hanging below your ass, a tshirt thats too small for an infant and your hair combed over your forehead. MUST have experience in atleast one band whose name has atleast 5 words in it. I thought blabbermouth was bad. More sissys hiding behind computers. You guys are priceless. I'm down. I dont have any pants though.. can you supply the pants? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:03am - xmikex ""] Serious questions: Am I provided a jnco wardrobe allowance? I have a BA in Communication Studies, can you get me a job at the gas station you work at? Will we be playing in drop D or drop D? I didn't see Hell Within listed in your influences. Is it safe to assume we'll at least be drawing from their split with Godsmack? Thanks. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:07am - dreadkill ""] i'm in if the band only plays covers of old crowbar songs and nothing else. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:16am - junz ""] so who are the good metal bands these days? Besides the bands your all in. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:17am - junz ""] Fuck me? what band you in tough guy? |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:17am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i like metallica...they're a metal band right? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:28am - xmikex ""] Kevord said:But Machine Head?????? Fucking Terrible. Buy a Sodom record you queers and you won't even remember who Machine Head is. In b4 Someone said: *shrug* old Machinehead was only kind of nu-metal |
| __________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:30am - Mark R ""] I didn't realize Machine Head was considered nu metal at any time. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:34am - FuckIsMySignature ""] you could say Burning Red and the other piece of shit after were nu metal. the newest records and first couple albums were/are alot thrashier. i like about 60% of their music. meh. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:36am - largefreakatzero ""] MACHINEHEAD NEWER |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:36am - largefreakatzero ""] Actually, that joke doesn't even apply. I'm a firm believer that all Machinehead is boring and terrible. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:39am - bobnomaamrooney ""] junz is out of the band |
| _________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:44am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:45am - FuckIsMySignature ""] needz moar HATBREAD |
| _________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:51am - Kevord ""] If you're not starting a slam death band with cookie monster vocals and Kill your mother and father lyrics don't waste our time. (Sarcasm bomb has been set) |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:53am - FuckIsMySignature ""] slam and cheeze sandwich plz |
| _________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:54am - xmikex ""] I'm still bitter about being talked into buying The More Things Change when it came out. It had to be the most boring record I ever owned. Every generic metal magazine in the planet couldn't stop gushing over it. 3 years later Sevendust repackages the exact same album and gets called a nu-metal band. Call a spade a spade folks. bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:55am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Through the Ashes of Empires is pretty solid save for the whiney clean vox in some spots. the solos are at least fairly shred worthy. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 11:55am - Czarnobog ""] this band sounds like suck. but if someone starts a beastmaster themed band called JUN HORDE i would come to at least one of your shows. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:04pm - nekroknot ""] I\'ll fill your slot. My band has started to smell of late, and my beard is in search of new horizons! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:07pm - junz ""] Ah yes, the arrogant local metal elite. I forgot about you girls. How the VFW shows goin? Sorry for intruding on your sacred little webpage. I will go in peace. Im sure this page is all you kids got, and by the looks of bobnomaamrooney and the girls he's with, this is definetely all he's got goin for him. All your bands are great though, especially Life At Zero. Real groundbreaking. Never heard anything like it ever. Can't wait to hear your take on stoner metal. Oh and I can't leave out Darkwor. Very original as well. Really blazing a firery trail through the metal world. Good luck kids. Hope your computers don't crash. If I don't see you at the next show maybe I'll stop by the next Dungeons and Dragons meeting and say hi. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:09pm - Kevord ""] nekroknot said:I\'ll fill your slot. My band has started to smell of late, and my beard is in search of new horizons! You must own at least 3 affliction and 2 Ed Hardy shirts to join this band. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:13pm - arilliusbm ""] junz, hit me up |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:17pm - singer resume ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Mark%20R said:I didn't realize Machine Head was considered nu metal at any time. if "nu" is a synonym for "turrible", sure. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:18pm - arilliusbm ""] I like old Machinehead |
| _________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:23pm - xmikex ""] junz said:Ah yes, the arrogant local metal elite. I forgot about you girls. How the VFW shows goin? Sorry for intruding on your sacred little webpage. I will go in peace. Im sure this page is all you kids got, and by the looks of bobnomaamrooney and the girls he's with, this is definetely all he's got goin for him. All your bands are great though, especially Life At Zero. Real groundbreaking. Never heard anything like it ever. Can't wait to hear your take on stoner metal. Oh and I can't leave out Darkwor. Very original as well. Really blazing a firery trail through the metal world. Good luck kids. Hope your computers don't crash. If I don't see you at the next show maybe I'll stop by the next Dungeons and Dragons meeting and say hi. This is a Machinehead thread. Stay on topic or get your IP banned. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] machinehead needs a new singer? |
| _______________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:26pm - junz ""] banned from return to the pit? Please don't. Im sorry. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] lol |
| __________________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:30pm - RustyPS is on the move ""] If Sully Erna is my Jesus, and Jesus is my homeboy, does that make Sully Erna my homeboy? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:32pm - arilliusbm ""] Burn My Eyes is a classic, but I can understand why people don't like MH. That's really the only album I enjoy by them, but it isn't that bad. Speaking of Nu Metal, we were listening to WAAF in the work van today and Disturbed's new song came on. LOL at how they're trying to change. I love all the Nu metal bands trying to be more melodic and talented now. also, Avenged Sevenfold = popular now?? Hahahah what a joke. Their new shit is awful. All of their stuff is. I hate radio metal. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] 90's alternative rock or GTFO |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:36pm - arilliusbm ""] Agreed. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:36pm - arilliusbm ""] The Gin Blossoms > all metal post 2000 |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] only Caroline's Spine and Big Wreck are reatl |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:40pm - largefreakatzero ""] This thread is lulzy. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:48pm - lulz ""] xmikex said: junz said:Ah yes, the arrogant local metal elite. I forgot about you girls. How the VFW shows goin? Sorry for intruding on your sacred little webpage. I will go in peace. Im sure this page is all you kids got, and by the looks of bobnomaamrooney and the girls he's with, this is definetely all he's got goin for him. All your bands are great though, especially Life At Zero. Real groundbreaking. Never heard anything like it ever. Can't wait to hear your take on stoner metal. Oh and I can't leave out Darkwor. Very original as well. Really blazing a firery trail through the metal world. Good luck kids. Hope your computers don't crash. If I don't see you at the next show maybe I'll stop by the next Dungeons and Dragons meeting and say hi. This is a Machinehead thread. Stay on topic or get your IP banned. FUCK YOU YOU COMMUNIST FUCKTARD. I HAVE WON AWARDS FOR MY WORK WHILE YOU WERE BUSY JERKING OFF IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT AND PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:48pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] junz said:Im sure this page is all you kids got, and by the looks of bobnomaamrooney and the girls he's with, this is definetely all he's got goin for him. This pissy attitude is exactly why we kicked you out of the band. But since you're of the Bay State Rock board school of "Making it=Merit" I can tell you that the girls I'm with earn more off their porn in a quarter than you do in a year. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] 4. Prophet |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:52pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Fat chicks>>>Machinehead [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 12:53pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 1:03pm - SLAAAAG ""] Now I know where all the food went. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 1:05pm - largefreakatzero ""] This band will surely be "working to play" soon. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 1:19pm - xmikex ""] junz said:banned from return to the pit? Please don't. Im sorry. Again, please stay on topic. If you're not going to discuss Disturb's new radio single then maybe this thread isn't for you. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 30,2011 1:23pm - Yeti ""] that actually gave me an idea for a D&D style band. you don't actually play instruments, you have to roll to see if you succeed at a good riff or not. i bet this guy rolled a 1. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 30,2011 1:24pm - Yeti ""] hahaha look at his profile. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 1:25pm - narkybark ""] OWW WA-A-A-A (my disturbed vocalist impression) |
| ______________________________ [Jun 30,2011 1:31pm - Yeti ""] thanks for that. i hope your fingers hurt from typing it. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 30,2011 1:35pm - Mutis ""] Yeti said:that actually gave me an idea for a D&D style band. you don't actually play instruments, you have to roll to see if you succeed at a good riff or not. i bet this guy rolled a 1. I lolled. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 4:00pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Thread delivers. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 4:31pm - narkybark ""] So does Domino's. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 4:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] if you dont get a singer in 30 minutes, the band is free! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 30,2011 4:38pm - KEVORD ""] The ingredients are stale as shit |