How long do you last while giving the fuck?[views:9030][posts:49]_______________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 1:38pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] I'm about 30 minutes all together, 4 play and fucking. Back when I smoked weed or did other shit, it would actually be less time. Although if we've both been drinking and the kids are not home, it can be 45min-1 hour. Been married 13 years, sex is getting better. Not as frequent as when we first started dating, but when we do it's more enjoyable AND YOU? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 1:45pm - arkquimanthorn ""] winter months - 1 hour summer months - 9 seconds |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 1:49pm - the_reverend ""] Is this like a "when you were getting laid" thing? how long can I? Hours. Or is it usually how long am I allowed to go before "are you done yet?"? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 2:13pm - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said:Or is it usually how long am I allowed to go before "are you done yet?"? This. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 2:22pm - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 2:23pm - goatcatalyst ""] Depends how filthy her mouth is. Boss variable. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 2:25pm - arilliusbm ""] depends on how often I've fapped the week of or just the overall setting and feeling. That can range anywhere from just a few minutes to an hour plus. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 2:54pm - Alx_Casket ""] They say that the human mind thinks about sex every 7 seconds, which is why I always eat a hot dog in sex seconds before I feel gay. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 3:25pm - oscarct ""] depends on the broad. if its a first, then I just try to kill time before the eventual pump and dump |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 3:48pm - ShadowSD ""] There's a relationship card we probably won't see in the Hallmark aisle anytime soon: "Thanks for the great pump and dump!" |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 4:06pm - Charles River ""] [img] "hey baby" |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 5:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] How long is the Black Pyramid record? That, plus an awkward minute or so of sex noise minus music. Alternate answer: If stimulants are involved, either a thousand hours, or zero. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 5:17pm - Samantha ""] Being a girl is awesome. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 5:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Samantha said:Being a girl is awesome. I wouldn't have guessed that; from everything I keep hearing, dudes are just terrible in bed. lol |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 5:19pm - arilliusbm ""] Samantha said:Being a girl is awesome. Only penciled-in eyebrows are real. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 5:25pm - burnsy ""] I actually go back in time. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 5:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] burnsy said:I actually go back in time. That's some Advanced Class shit, right thurr. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 5:27pm - SLAAAAGG NLI ""] As long as the job requires. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 5:30pm - Samantha ""] arilliusbm said: Samantha said:Being a girl is awesome. Only penciled-in eyebrows are real. [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 9:57pm - inspecthergatget ""] ITT: two pump chumps pretending they aren't what they are |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 11:00pm - sxealex ""] burnsy said:I actually go back in time. /looks in the mirror "Dad?" |
| _______________________________ [Jul 21,2011 12:41am - Lamp ""] I just don't give a fuck |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 3:21am - AMOROK666 ""] As long as I'm allowed... |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 3:36am - aaron pepenis ""] what's the world record for the fastest anyone's ever started and stopped a stopwatch that long |
| ______________________________ [Jul 21,2011 7:40am - Yeti ""] how much wood could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 10:31am - Sacreligion ""] Who gives a fuck while they're giving fucks? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 10:44am - posbleak ""] If you're looking at the clock then you're doing something wrong. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 10:55am - largefreakatzero ""] This thread need the wisdom of the mighty T.V.: I'm Glad I'm Not a Girl they look for love we look for meat they think that's bad we think that's neat girls have problems yes indeed like that monthly rot they all must bleed thought about that? well think about this don't wanna sit when i take a piss i'm glad i'm not a girl (x4) not being able to choose your fuck cuz some schmuck might beat you up no fun like that in the world just because you're a girl (chorus x4) bloody mess from a monthly discharge livin' like that must sure be hard glad it happens to them not me like having babies 1 2 3 there are many reasons can't you see? (chorus x4) |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 12:08pm - Sacreligion ""] posbleak said:If you're looking at the clock then you're doing something wrong. What if you are having maritals with a chronophobe? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 10:33pm - ShadowSD ""] Never mind trying to get one into a DeLorean. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 12:20am - DestroyYouAlot ""] posbleak said:If you're not doing it in a Delorean then you're doing something wrong. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 12:30am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] DestroyYouAlot said: posbleak said:If you're not doing it in a Delorean then you're doing something wrong. 1.21 JiggleWatts!! [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 9:57am - the_reverend ""] doing it someplace uncomfortable? |
| _____________________________ [Jul 22,2011 1:17pm - pam ""] like the back of a volkswagon? |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 1:24pm - hauptpflucker ""] inspecthergatget said: ITT: two pump chumps pretending they aren't what they are I beg to differ. I see plenty of honest, or at least partially honest folks... However, I myself don't even engage in the act unless I have at least two free days. No point in doing something if you aren't going to do it right... amirite? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 22,2011 7:27pm - BSV ""] I won't and don't cum til she get's at least 4 orgasms. That is the way of the gentleman. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 7:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BSV said:I won't and don't cum til she get's at least 4 orgasms. That is the way of the gentleman. This is why I give all my lady companions one of these: [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 7:44pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] One of these comes in handy, as well. [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 7:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] One of these should, in all fairness, be considered purely optional: [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 8:32pm - ShadowSD ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said: DestroyYouAlot said: posbleak said:If you're not doing it in a Delorean then you're doing something wrong. 1.21 JiggleWatts!! They only become JiggleWatts when the girl in question weighs a chronoton. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 9:08pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] I too wait to blast until muh ladies had at least a couple 'Gazums. didn't expect this thread to get all Alpaca. noice |
| __________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 9:11pm - Elihhcb ""] Itt:shudders |
| __________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 10:18pm - sxealex ""] i never give the fuck, the fuck is always given to me [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 10:28pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________ [Jul 23,2011 11:17am - pam ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 23,2011 11:47am - thrash revival ""] my totally rad band wrote a song about this just the other day, it's called "ferocious sex while slaying the dragon on a sea of skateboards that lasts an eternity and a half until we go get pizza and then fuck some more" |
| _________________________________ [Jul 23,2011 2:18pm - RustyPS ""] devilock kheeeeeeeeeeeeeed bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 23,2011 2:45pm - Lich King ""] thrash%20revival said:my totally rad band wrote a song about this just the other day, it's called "ferocious sex while slaying the dragon on a sea of skateboards that lasts an eternity and a half until we go get pizza and then fuck some more" Hey why are you stealing our song titles? Get your own songs! Not that it makes sense for us to write anything about sex since it is something we obviously have no experience with. Unless you count the occasional band practice butt sex. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 23,2011 3:06pm - thrash revival ""] theres so many chicks in wmass down with our shit and you guys cant find one that wants to jump your bones, i guess my band is just better at stealing 80s thrash riffs and writing lyrics about pizza than yours is |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 23,2011 3:21pm - Lich King ""] what are chicks? |