Yeti is getting fired for farting[views:2782][posts:21]____________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 2:12pm - Yeti's boss ""] The company has decided that the constant stench of your unbearably offensive flatulence is too much of a health hazard for the rest of our staff. Security and a representative from human resources will be by shortly to escort you from the building. Blasting any farts on your way out will result in your severance package being revoked. Good luck finding a new job - this will be on your permanent record. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 2:16pm - Mark R ""] You hired a yeti man, what were you expecting? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 2:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 2:17pm - xmikex ""] Thread of the year. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 2:20pm - SLAAAAG NLI ""] honestly, I ripped a 15 second long fart only moments ago. It's been a good day. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 2:21pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i've been farting shrapnel all morning. nearing the danger zone... |
| ______________________________ [Jul 21,2011 2:28pm - Lamp ""] xmikex said:Thread of the year. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 2:31pm - Sacreligion ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 2:33pm - Mark R ""] Human Fartsources |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 2:36pm - SLAAAAG NLI ""] I was just taking a piss in a urinal next to the stall, some dude had what was quite possibly the most explosive wet fart I have ever heard. Assuming he's going to need a shower. My condolences to you Yeti. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 21,2011 3:18pm - Yeti ""] i fart all day, every day. my boss has some intestinal disorder that makes him fart a lot, but they smell like a bloated corpse. he douses himself in Axe spray every time he does it, so i'm always getting choked out by assy Axe. my higher boss had to tell him to stop the other day because neighboring departments were complaining, and to "spray in the bathroom". now i see him get up every 15 minutes or so, i just figure it's to fart. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 3:24pm - arkquimanthorn ""] Yeti said:assy Axe. :pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface: |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2014 2:54pm - stench like six demons ""] your disgusting yeti! |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2014 3:45pm - RTTP DEPT OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY ""] Let's talk about other men's rectums. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 18,2014 4:59pm - Yeti ""] I have a new job, new cube, new olfactories to offend. |
| _____________________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2014 10:42pm - RTTP DEPT OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY ""] No pics, it didn't happen. Get that chocolate starfish up in here. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 31,2014 1:06pm - DFTG ""] I'M BACK!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 1,2014 2:27pm - bloblovesfarting ""] You can come work with me yeti!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 26,2015 12:41pm - rectal stench ""] happy fartshitting yeti |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 28,2015 12:46am - Turkey Farts ""] My farts smell like turkey. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 29,2015 3:00am - the_reverend ""] I farted wicked bad right before reading this. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 5,2018 10:57pm - yuck fou ""] gross! |