Complete Hipster List: the Anti-Hipster Thread[views:7412][posts:70]_______________________________________ [Aug 8,2011 11:33pm - Hipster List ""] This is an attempt to make music fans aware of the hipster bands out there ruining music with their phony antics. Make this list complete, long and true. Ill start things off. Ruin Lust Sunn o Earth Howl Wolves in the Throne Room Noose The Body Thrillhouse Krieg Black Pyramid Nachtmystium Dropdead Paranthropus Tori Amos |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 8,2011 11:34pm - Hipster List ""] This is the only way to stop the madness. Expose it at the roots. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 8,2011 11:36pm - Alx_Casket ""] I clicked on this thread expecting to see names, not bands. OP is a pussy. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 8,2011 11:36pm - largefreakatzero ""] How 'bout start your own band, book your own shows, and only book bands you like? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 8,2011 11:43pm - bloblovesmusic ""] But Thrillhouse, Black Pyramid, and The Body is better than most "non-hipster" bands |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 8,2011 11:46pm - goatcatalyst ""] Get a fishtank, faggot. A hobby - you could use one |
| ______________________________ [Aug 8,2011 11:47pm - Lamp ""] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha at Dropdead being a hipster band SOMEONE has no sense of history! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 8,2011 11:58pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Only Tori Amos is real. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 12:05am - Randy_Marsh ""] phil collins has been noted to influence stoner/doom bands, does this make him a hipster? |
| ______________________________ [Aug 9,2011 12:12am - Lamp ""] bobnomaamrooney said:Only Tori Amos is real. Tori Amos is the worst shit I have ever heard in my entire life. No exaggeration. The WORST shit. EVER. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 12:17am - bobnomaamrooney ""] Lamp said: bobnomaamrooney said:Only Tori Amos is real. Tori Amos is the worst shit I have ever heard in my entire life. No exaggeration. The WORST shit. EVER. I wouldn't call her the worst, then again she's permanently filed under "Don't care enough to listen to in order to form an opinion on" in my brain. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 12:34am - arilliusbm ""] Tori Amos has an interesting cover of Raining Blood. Also, her Smells like Teen Spirit cover is interesting as well. I don't see what's so bad about her (not a huge fan, mind you), but I can respect a musician who puts heart into their music, and it seems like she does. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 1:55am - the_reverend ""] I heard that black pyramid used to like hatebreed |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 4:43am - late_rising ""] come on, nobody ever liked hatebreed |
| _____________________________ [Aug 9,2011 8:08am - ark ""] late_rising said:come on, nobody ever liked hatebreed i wish this was the case |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 8:59am - arilliusbm ""] Now is the timmmme. Something something wipe that spit from you faceeee |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 9:09am - RustyPS should be working ""] its funny that Thrillhouse is on there considering Sly and Craig are nowhere near hipster-ish |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 9:10am - RichHorror ""] Don't play KC's Tap, Champion's Cafe, Midway Cafe and O'Briens Pub exclusively = hipster |
| ______________________________ [Aug 9,2011 9:20am - Mutis ""] If it's not hipsters, its just going to be some other metal impostor. Make a gay manowar album cover about it. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 9:21am - RichHorror ""] Playing in front of more than 20 people on a regular basis = hipster |
| ______________________________ [Aug 9,2011 9:26am - Mutis ""] What's more than 20 people look like? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 9:27am - RichHorror ""] A tank. AKA doesn't exist. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 9:36am - DestroyYouAlot ""] tuning guitars = irredeemably hipster |
| __________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 9:38am - arktouros ""] goatcatalyst said:Get a fish[REDACTED], faggot. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 9:46am - bobnomaamrooney ""] arilliusbm said:Tori Amos has an interesting cover of Raining Blood. Also, her Smells like Teen Spirit cover is interesting as well. I don't see what's so bad about her (not a huge fan, mind you), but I can respect a musician who puts heart into their music, and it seems like she does. Like I said, when it comes to her music my stereo has been ...puts on sunglasses... silent all these years. YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 10:06am - FuckIsMySignature ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:its funny that Thrillhouse is on there considering Sly and Craig are nowhere near hipster-ish |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 10:12am - aaron_michael ""] Hipster%20List said: Black Pyramid Dropdead Tori Amos Wut? I know the last listing was meant to be funny in a dumb troll post, but wut? Couldn't you have at least come up with someone relevant to today's known music to at LEAST relate it to being "hipsterish"? You would have gotten more laughs with Britney Spears. Troll fail. Drive off a cliff. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 9,2011 10:15am - Pires ""] FuckIsMySignature said: RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:its funny that Thrillhouse is on there considering Sly and Craig are nowhere near hipster-ish |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 10:20am - DestroyYouAlot ""] hipsterdom increases by degrees of how closely you know someone, lol :D |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 10:41am - Lamp nli ""] arilliusbm said:Tori Amos has an interesting cover of Raining Blood. Also, her Smells like Teen Spirit cover is interesting as well. I don't see what's so bad about her (not a huge fan, mind you), but I can respect a musician who puts heart into their music, and it seems like she does. Who cares if someone puts their heart and soul into their music if the music sucks? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 10:46am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Lamp%20nli said:Who cares if someone puts their heart and soul into their music if the music sucks? i dunno.. maybe the person who wrote the music? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 10:51am - TORID ANUS ""] HEY FAGGOTS TORPID PHALLUS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER -FUCKING CRUCIFY FUCK YOU |
| _______________________________ [Aug 9,2011 11:06am - PETA ""] WE SUPPORT ALL BITCHES |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 11:11am - hipsterpolice ""] tinselteeth the body lightningbolt rammingspeed |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 11:22am - FuckIsMySignature ""] only Scaphism is hipster. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 11:24am - Lamp nli ""] FuckIsMySignature said: Lamp%20nli said:Who cares if someone puts their heart and soul into their music if the music sucks? i dunno.. maybe the person who wrote the music? Exactly, and why should any of us care about them? Also, I guess I like a lot of hipster bands. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 11:27am - FuckIsMySignature ""] different people like different things. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 11:36am - sergio valiquez ""] http://youtu.be/jbTI7eWaQbk |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 11:38am - Czarnobog ""] huey lewis is the last honest rocker. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 11:55am - Lamp nli ""] FuckIsMySignature said:different people like different things. No shittin', eh? |
| ________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 11:57am - guest ""] any band from providence |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 11:59am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Lamp%20nli said: FuckIsMySignature said:different people like different things. No shittin', eh? MINDBLOWING. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 9,2011 12:08pm - Mutis ""] DIFFERENT THINGS IS DIFFERENT. THE MOAR YOU NO |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 12:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] No-ing is the whole battle. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 12:34pm - Lamp nli ""] I always preferred blind mowing. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 12:38pm - SELLOUT ""] I SOLD THE RIGHTS TO MY MUZIK TO KELLOGS AND SAILOR JERRY IS REAL |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 12:49pm - Brutal Truth ""] OP is hipster. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 12:55pm - richhorror ""] aaron_michael said: Hipster%20List said: Black Pyramid Dropdead Tori Amos Wut? I know the last listing was meant to be funny in a dumb troll post, but wut? Couldn't you have at least come up with someone relevant to today's known music to at LEAST relate it to being "hipsterish"? You would have gotten more laughs with Britney Spears. Troll fail. Drive off a cliff. ITT: Dropdead is irrelevant. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 2:45pm - Blessed_Offal ""] Lamp said: bobnomaamrooney said:Only Tori Amos is real. Limp Bizkit is the worst shit I have ever heard in my entire life. No exaggeration. The WORST shit. EVER. facksed |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 3:27pm - kevin fitz ""] i didn't get why dropdead is on there...like saying discharge is hipster because all the crustys have their patches? |
| _____________________________ [Aug 9,2011 3:31pm - ark ""] Rttp 101: understanding trolls |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 3:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ark said:Rttp 101: understanding trolls That part of my text book was missing when it was provided at orientation. Can I get a Cliff's Notes version somewhere? |
| _____________________________ [Aug 9,2011 3:47pm - ark ""] Should have been in your relapse grab bag |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 10:07pm - CIL PHOLLINS ""] Randy_Marsh said:phil collins has been noted to influence stoner/doom bands, does this make him a hipster? YEA I FEEL LIKE CUMMIN IN YOUR HAIR TONIGHT, WHOA NOOO |
| _________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 10:09pm - RustyPS ""] CIL%20PHOLLINS said: Randy_Marsh said:phil collins has been noted to influence stoner/doom bands, does this make him a hipster? YEA I FEEL LIKE CUMMIN IN YOUR HAIR TONIGHT, WHOA NOOOjust cum in his shampoo bottle |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2011 10:21pm - Randy_Marsh ""] bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 10,2011 12:05am - Hipster List ""] Faggiiits. Problem is you cant point out any hipsters because, well, your all in the hipster bands I mentioned. Eat Shit Thrillhouse. Eat Shit Howl. Eat Shit Hipsters. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 10,2011 12:45am - frankovhell ""] that faggot plays guitar like avril lavigne |
| ________________________________ [Aug 10,2011 2:46am - KEVORD ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 10,2011 9:18am - ANTHIPSTA ""] ALL NEW ENGLAND BLACK METAL BANDS HAVE HIPSTER MEMBERS. DO NOT SUPPORT. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 10,2011 9:57am - DestroyYouAlot ""] ^ fully supported |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 10,2011 2:59pm - hungryhungryhipster ""] what is a hipster anyway? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 10,2011 3:13pm - arktouros ""] old wooden ship. don't speak it's name. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 10,2011 4:01pm - Lamp nli ""] The scientific name is a "pelvister" |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 10,2011 5:48pm - URALLGayfaGS ""] YR ALL FUCKING GAY FAGGOTS YOU KNOW THAT. GO STICK YOUR FAGGOT DICKS IN A FOOD PROCESSER OR SOMETHING FUCK YOU GAY FUCKKERS |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 10,2011 6:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] lol such hostility in todays youth. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 6,2011 10:56am - arilliusbm ""] bamp |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2011 3:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] relevant thread for relevant times |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 7,2011 4:05pm - hipsterkreig ""] goatcatalyst said:Get a fishtank, faggot. A hobby - you could use one this coming from a guy who spends 20hours a day posting on rttp |
| ___________________________ [Dec 8,2011 2:30am - _ ""] Hipster Police is RonGSS |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 8,2011 2:40am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] [img] gnarg |