win $50: Best way to convince my atheist boyfriend to believe in God
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[Aug 19,2011 9:57am - the_reverend ""]
http://prizes.org/Best-way-to-convince-my-...atheist-boyfriend-to-believe-in-god
[Aug 19,2011 10:14am - Mutis ""]
Hit him in the head with a shovel until his IQ drops 20 points.
[Aug 19,2011 10:18am - hauptpflucker ""]
^
[Aug 19,2011 10:20am - dreadkill ""]
Mutis said:Hit him in the head with a shovel until his IQ drops 20 points. that sounds like a winner to me.
[Aug 19,2011 10:20am - Alx_Casket ""]
Move to the south.
[Aug 19,2011 10:24am - AndrewBastard ""]
introduce him to me
/win
/thread
[Aug 19,2011 10:34am - Mutis ""]
More Great Bible Facts
- Jesus had pale white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes and this endeared him to his pet Agilisaurus.
- There is evidence to suggest that Jesus and his disciples had mullet haircuts.
- The disciples of the messiah would often travel on the backs of large flying dinosaurs similar to the Rhambphorhynchus Anurognathus on their way to the sea of Galilee. The large flying reptile Pterosaurs are also mentioned from the teachings of the lord Jesus Christ himself when speaking with Nicodemus (Jn. 3:14).
- Noah's Ark carried many dinosaurs including the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brachiosaurus as well as tiny insects and bugs.
- Adam saved Eve from being eaten by a Carnotaurus one day and was rewarded with intercourse. This is how the human race initially multiplied.
- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Rapture comes.
[Aug 19,2011 10:36am - Yeti ""]
Mutis said:- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Raptor comes.
[Aug 19,2011 10:42am - Alx_Casket ""]
word puns in the AM
[Aug 19,2011 10:42am - arktouros ""]
i wanted to comment but didn't want to sign up.
[Aug 19,2011 11:08am - hauptpflucker ""]
Jesus was a guido... Common knowledge...
[Aug 19,2011 11:15am - ancient master ""]
http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,777281,00.html
[Aug 19,2011 12:54pm - Yeti ""]
ancient%20master said:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,777281,00.html
thanks for posting this. secularists and antitheists, the great untapped resource of rational thinkers.
[Aug 19,2011 1:12pm - Hugh.G.Rection ""]
This is pertinent:
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[Aug 19,2011 3:38pm - Sins of god ""]
AndrewBastard said:introduce him to me
/win
/thread
Why to give him some coke?
[Aug 19,2011 3:41pm - AndrewBastard ""]
THATS RACIST!
[Aug 19,2011 4:36pm - Samantha ""]
Mutis said:More Great Bible Facts
- Jesus had pale white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes and this endeared him to his pet Agilisaurus.
- There is evidence to suggest that Jesus and his disciples had mullet haircuts.
- The disciples of the messiah would often travel on the backs of large flying dinosaurs similar to the Rhambphorhynchus Anurognathus on their way to the sea of Galilee. The large flying reptile Pterosaurs are also mentioned from the teachings of the lord Jesus Christ himself when speaking with Nicodemus (Jn. 3:14).
- Noah's Ark carried many dinosaurs including the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brachiosaurus as well as tiny insects and bugs.
- Adam saved Eve from being eaten by a Carnotaurus one day and was rewarded with intercourse. This is how the human race initially multiplied.
- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Rapture comes.
You forgot to mention the space ships. Haven't you been watching Ancient Aliens lately? Jesus was an extra terrestrial. He flew around in a space ship and had all kinds of really cool alien technology. The ark of the covenant was a nuclear reactor that made food for the Jews when they were wandering the desert. ALIENS DID IT!
[Aug 19,2011 4:45pm - Seth ""]
Samantha said:
Mutis said:More Great Bible Facts
- Jesus had pale white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes and this endeared him to his pet Agilisaurus.
- There is evidence to suggest that Jesus and his disciples had mullet haircuts.
- The disciples of the messiah would often travel on the backs of large flying dinosaurs similar to the Rhambphorhynchus Anurognathus on their way to the sea of Galilee. The large flying reptile Pterosaurs are also mentioned from the teachings of the lord Jesus Christ himself when speaking with Nicodemus (Jn. 3:14).
- Noah's Ark carried many dinosaurs including the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brachiosaurus as well as tiny insects and bugs.
- Adam saved Eve from being eaten by a Carnotaurus one day and was rewarded with intercourse. This is how the human race initially multiplied.
- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Rapture comes.
You forgot to mention the space ships. Haven't you been watching Ancient Aliens lately? Jesus was an extra terrestrial. He flew around in a space ship and had all kinds of really cool alien technology. The ark of the covenant was a nuclear reactor that made food for the Jews when they were wandering the desert. ALIENS DID IT!
I hear you on that!
[Aug 19,2011 5:20pm - Yeti ""]
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[Aug 20,2011 2:35pm - mutis ""]
No such thing as a jesus. Too far fetch. Luke Skywalker and Harry Potter are better religious figures.