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You are a closet fag if

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[Sep 9,2011 10:56am - You are a closet fag if  ""]
1) You constantly talk about banging girls
2) You follow that with talking about wanting to abuse them on some level
3) You constantly say you would screw any girl
4) You talk bad about girls and want them dead
5) You listen to female vocal driven bands how ironic
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[Sep 9,2011 11:08am - RustyPS should be working  ""]

You%20are%20a%20closet%20fag%20if said:1) You constantly talk about banging girls
2) You follow that with talking about wanting to abuse them on some level
3) You constantly say you would screw any girl
4) You talk bad about girls and want them dead
5) You listen to female vocal driven bands how ironic
6) (_____________________)
7) Profit!

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[Sep 9,2011 11:31am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
^ fix'd
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[Sep 9,2011 11:32am - eyehatehippies ""]
6) I think you are a closet fag when you start threads like this.





Why else would you do it?


Fix'd


7) Well, you start threads like this so you can get the issues from the first five posts out, because you may not actually be a closet fag, you just may have some serious fucking mommy issues that you refuse to deal with.
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[Sep 9,2011 11:47am - Mutis ""]
If you use the word "fag" more than you use the word "homosexual", especially in thread titles.
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[Sep 9,2011 11:55am - Doomkid ""]
This thread is obsessed with sexual binaries. Bang hot dudes, bang hot girls and fuck everyone.
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[Sep 9,2011 11:56am - eyehatehippies ""]
I think you are probably also a closet fag it you feel the need to post in or create threads like this under an alias.
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[Sep 9,2011 12:06pm - josh_hates_you ""]
3 out of 7 aint bad.
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[Sep 9,2011 12:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
^ josh is a breakfast nook fag.
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[Sep 9,2011 12:28pm - goatcatalyst ""]
^ Steve is a brunch cranny fag.
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[Sep 9,2011 12:45pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
solarium fag or GTFO
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[Sep 9,2011 12:48pm - Blessed Offal NLI  ""]
8. You play Eldar
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[Sep 9,2011 1:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

goatcatalyst said:^ Steve is a brunch cranny fag.


IT WAS COLONEL MUSTARD, IN THE BRUNCH CRANNY, WITH THE DOUBLE-ENDED DILDO

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[Sep 9,2011 2:43pm - eyehatehippies ""]
I keep a black, double sided dildo with shitstains and Cherry flavoured Anal Eaze in drawer by my bed.

I figure if Varg Vikerness ever was over my house for some odd reason, I'd throw it at him, and then tell him that it's the reincarnation of Euronymous. If he flinches or anything, I will then chastise him for being untrue, because if he really practices what he preaches, he doesn't believe in any of that crap.

Also, I just like to have things like that next to my bed. You never know when you'll need to scratch a certain itch, and I'll try anything once, just to make sure I don't like it. Who knows? Maybe I will.

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[Sep 9,2011 3:02pm - posbleak ""]

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