ATTN eyehatehippies[views:3383][posts:1]_____________________________________ [Sep 10,2011 6:49pm - TARDYBUTLER ""] How to become a Self-Sucker! ***Warning, due to some people experiencing back problems while performing this act I do not take responsibility for your actions, but I do take responsibility for your pleasure!*** First update in April, 2011. This site receives around 25000 hits a week. For support and comments email me at: hhhtheory@gmail.com. Since the popularity of this site is reaching new levels, you're in for MORE information and a BRAND NEW WEBSITE. Stay tuned! SITE OVERHAUL COMING SOON!! Hello all. Here I will tell you my tricks on how you can become a self sucker. What you must do is follow these steps in order for success! To prepare for your Selfsuck lesson you must do the following: - You must be totally naked! No clothes whatsoever (in time maybe, but for now clothes off please) - This is because the clothes interfere with the bending over action (especially belts!) - Be sitting down in a chair that is stable, and that supports your crotch well -Be erect! Make sure you get all the length you can get! One more thing I'll cover before we get started to inform you that it is possible.. I am 5 foot 11 and my penis is 6 inches, and I can suck on it fine (a whole 4 inches+, can even suck the head when my penis is not erect and i can lick my balls) without problems and I am not flexible! Now these are the steps for success to Self Sucking: #1 - Get into a slouching motion so your back is curved outward. #2 - Place your chin right onto your chest so you are looking down at your penis. #3 - Hook your left arm (I prefer left arm, feel free to use right) around the bottom of both of your legs. - This is so you can push up with the arm and your penis comes closer to your face. #4 - Suck in your gut so your ribs can be pushed down over your gut, giving you a HUGE gain in distance. #5 - Now that you are in position, lean down toward your penis with your head! Note: It takes time to work your back in to perform this action. I do not recommend anyone trying it if it feels like your going to snap in two! This is a technique written by HHH. Please send me feedback on how it went with you (please don't get mad if you couldn't suck the first time, try for 3 - 4 weeks before any final thoughts) ***** Updated email and will reply at: hhhtheory@gmail.com ****** Information is original and (c) 2004(2011) HHH. HAPPY SUCKING, FAGGOT. |
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