more of that awful crabcore bullshit....[views:6304][posts:58]____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 7:40pm - arilliusbm ""] blessed offal's post made me post this. FUCKING AWFUL. i can't believe this shit exists. to top it off, they're on a beach.. fucking crabs. bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 7:46pm - arilliusbm ""] bennyhillifier HAHAHAHA |
| ________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 7:46pm - ellis ""] stranded on faggot island with nothing to eat but a limp dick sandwich. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 7:50pm - arilliusbm ""] bennyhillifier I can't believe how many shitty videos of these shitty new age shitcore bands there are. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 7:53pm - arilliusbm ""] bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 7:58pm - arilliusbm ""] bennyhillifier worst one yet. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 8:01pm - arilliusbm ""] bennyhillifier fuck it.. there's way too much of this shit. i give up. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 8:16pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Suburban faggotry, be hilarious if any of these bands played PT109 or Obriens and got beat up or just in Boston in general. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 19,2011 8:21pm - Lamp ""] I scrolled by that second one real fast and thought it actually said "Faggot My Silence" haha. This is pure comedic gold. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 19,2011 8:25pm - Lamp ""] Randy_Marsh said:Suburban faggotry, be hilarious if any of these bands played PT109 or Obriens and got beat up or just in Boston in general. I bet there are bands that sound just like this in Boston. They do have to come from SOMEWHERE... BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING REDEFINING AND RESHAPING THE FACE OF FUCKING MUSIC AS WE KNOW IT WITH THEIR FUCKING BRAND OF SUPREME FUCKING BRUTALITY, INNOVATIVE AND NEW IN EVERY WAY JUST LIKE GRAVESIDE SERVICE |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 8:28pm - arilliusbm ""] seriously, there's a plethora of these bands. it's a never-ending list of related videos on youtube. they all have dumb names. they all dress like retards. they all think they're brutal. most videos have the same format of girl walking around looking clueless and then dying. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 8:31pm - arilliusbm ""] arilliusbm said: bennyhillifier HAHAHAHA hahaha, i cant get over the part at 38 seconds in. someone needs to gif that. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 8:46pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Didn't this stuff die like 4 years ago? Ugh. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 9:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this is whats popular now. :bartnormal::gun: |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 9:34pm - narkybark ""] it's all out there, we just dont know about it since we're not in those circles. Look at any popular show at the palladium and there you go. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 9:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] narkybark said:it's all out there, we just dont know about it since we're not in those circles. Look at any popular show at the palladium and there you go. truth. :/ |
| __________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 9:56pm - ShadowSD ""] These singers are so awful and look like complete idiots with their mannerisms, what I don't get is how bands auditioned them and were like "Yeah, THAT'S what we're looking for". Sure, I know it's been trendy so that's why people do it now, but some band had to be the first one to make the jump, which makes you wonder whether the singer was their heroin dealer or whether he had pictures of them blowing horses. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 19,2011 9:58pm - Lamp ""] I'm willing to make a bet that it's just because some people are so god damn fucking stupid that they should just be killed and ground up into hamburger to feed a more worthy population. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 10:32pm - WHY DOES THIS STILL HAPPEN ""] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ |
| _______________________________ [Oct 19,2011 10:33pm - BSV ""] CALI BEACH METAL, RUFF N TUFF |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 10:35pm - arilliusbm ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 10:38pm - arilliusbm ""] even worse..... bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Oct 19,2011 10:43pm - Lamp ""] arilliusbm said: bennyhillifier Pay attention Grave Side Service douchebag. This is EXACTLY what you sound like every time you lash out at us for not liking your band. "Afraid to do something different" my ass... |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 10:58pm - joeyvsdavidlopan ""] arilliusbm said: bennyhillifier worst one yet. I didn't have high hopes for this one anyways, but I totally lost my shit at 0:34 and laughed my way through the rest. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 19,2011 11:04pm - Lamp ""] I think this is pretty much the pinnacle of absurdity right here bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 3:02am - fremen freedom front ""] joeyvsdavidlopan said: arilliusbm said: bennyhillifier worst one yet. I didn't have high hopes for this one anyways, but I totally lost my shit at 0:34 and laughed my way through the rest. This is the only one I actually guffawed at. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 4:24am - dickhead666 ""] someone who's good at coding please hack all their websites and upload tons of bear porn or something. please. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 7:38am - largefreakatzero ""] The one with 2 singers - "faggot" doesn't even begin to summarize how gay this is. I made it to the clean vocals then was hit with a bout of violent douchechills. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 20,2011 7:40am - Yeti ""] even though it's not crabcore, listen to Victorian Halls - A Crush is A Crush. how music got this bad deserves scientific research. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 7:50am - AndrewBastard ""] arilliusbm said: arilliusbm said: bennyhillifier HAHAHAHA hahaha, i cant get over the part at 38 seconds in. someone needs to gif that. so many V necks and girl haircuts! |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 8:07am - Ancient_Master ""] yet so few brain cells |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 9:29am - arilliusbm ""] I wish I was in highschool right now so I could punch everyone that enjoys this crap. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 9:31am - arilliusbm ""] Fuck it, ima show up at a highschool and start punching kids that look like this. What the trendiest suburban highschool in mass? |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 9:41am - Ancient_Master ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 9:58am - AndrewBastard ""] I wish I was in HS now so I could start one of these bands and fuck SO MANY HOT YOUNG DUMB GIRLS. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 10:00am - arilliusbm ""] Shayol Ghul doesn't get the women? |
| _________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 10:11am - ellis ""] this shit is so brutal. i wanna kill all these bands. [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 10:15am - AndrewBastard ""] LOL^^ arilliusbm said:Shayol Ghul doesn't get the women? and... NO |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 10:18am - largefreakatzero ""] AndrewBastard said:I wish I was in HS now so I could start one of these bands and fuck SO MANY HOT YOUNG DUMB GIRLS. This is the correct answer. There is nothing wrong with selling out if there are legions of hot semi-braindead nubiles looking to spread wide at your beckoned call. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 10:34am - hauptpflucker ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 10:35am - arilliusbm ""] I would never do that shit for tang. if I was in highschool, i'd rather fap 5 times a day (like I was) then look like these queers |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 10:37am - largefreakatzero ""] I probably wouldn't either, but the theory is sound. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 20,2011 12:16pm - Lamp ""] arilliusbm said:I would never do that shit for tang. if I was in highschool, i'd rather fap 5 times a day (like I was) then look like these queers This, this, a million times this. What good is pussy if the girl it's attached to legitimately enjoys such worthless bullshit? Throw them into the wood chipper. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 21,2011 10:35am - immortalnli ""] I played in bands while I was in high school that could write better songs than this. It's actually kinda hard to believe people actually like this stuff. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 12:54pm - arilliusbm ""] Bump for lulz |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 12:55pm - arktourOs ""] ellis said:this shit is so brutal. i wanna kill all these bands. [img] haha, wtf |
| _____________________________ [Jan 6,2012 1:17pm - Yeti ""] i summon the zombies of Steve McQueen and Lee Marvin to kick the asses of these dingleberries. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 4:48pm - bitch_please ""] Gross. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 4:50pm - arilliusbm ""] FUCK THESE BANDS |
| _________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 4:57pm - CurlyRed ""] When I was at the Lemminstah mall before Christmas buying gifts, several of these crabby types were lurking. They all looked like they spent hours on their hair. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 5:09pm - narkybark ""] It's the 80's all over again |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 5:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] yep |
| _____________________________ [Jan 6,2012 5:27pm - Yeti ""] i wonder if their ankles look like Corpsegrinder's neck. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 6,2012 5:35pm - burnsy ""] Yeti said:i wonder if their ankles look like Corpsegrinder's neck. You mean you wonder if their ankles exist? |
| __________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 7:36pm - Spaldino ""] i'll just leave this here.... bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 7:41pm - narkybark ""] mediocre, but honestly that could've been a lot worse |
| __________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 7:50pm - Spaldino ""] yeah. its a pretty awesome "cover" and by "cover" i mean an original song with the iron maiden lyrics forced into it. they're faggots. fuck them. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 8,2012 9:36am - Bulldocks ""] All Crap. And the reason the aren't any "real" death/black metal bands out there these days, other than National Acts. Everyone has to throw in the pussy, whimpering, sissy, "I hate how misunderstood I really am" panzy, pussy, crybaby bullshit singing/lyrics |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 9,2012 3:56pm - xanonymousx ""] bennyhillifier |