previews of the upcoming METALLICA/LOU REED debacle[views:8182][posts:58]________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 7:44pm - ellis ""] GAY. Metallica and Lou Reed |
| __________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 9:46pm - brian_dc ""] best comedy album of all time |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 10:27pm - arilliusbm ""] hahahaha this sounds so awful |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 10:31pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] Lou Reed hasn't been relevant since the early 70's, Metallica since the early 90's. this has no chance of being even listenable |
| _______________________________ [Oct 19,2011 10:33pm - Lamp ""] Is this for real? |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 10:33pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] ha, the soundcloud app even said it, "you can press stop now" holy fuck, this is bad |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 10:42pm - arilliusbm ""] hahahahahah@ "pumping blood" what is that shit?? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 12:23am - Alx_Casket ""] Better link: http://www.loureedmetallica.com/listen-to-lulu.php Including lyrical hooks such as: "Waggle my ass like a dark prostitute Coagulating heart Pumping blood" "I will swallow your sharpest cutter Like a colored man's dick" |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 5:37am - dyingmuse ""] Is this real? WTF???? |
| ______________________________ [Oct 20,2011 10:51am - lb ""] this is really fucking bad |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 11:07am - brian_dc ""] it's fantastic I wish everyone would put out music this bad. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 11:32am - demondave ""] blabbermouth has been pimping this for months. Every time there is the slightest detail there would be a headline and kneepads put on METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Junior Dad', 'Brandenburg Gate' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 19, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: Audio Samples Of Entire 'Lulu' Album Available - Oct. 18, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Mistress Dread' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 17, 2011 METALLICA Guitarist: 'Lulu' Is 'One Of The Best Things We've Ever Done' - Oct. 15, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Little Dog' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 14, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED Talk About 'Lulu' In New Video Interview - Oct. 13, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: New 'Lulu' Trailer Posted Online - Oct. 12, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Cheat On Me' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 11, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Pumping Blood' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 8, 2011 Join METALLICA And LOU REED For 'Lulu' Listening Session In New York City - Oct. 7, 2011 METALLICA: Fan-Created, LOU REED-Free Edit Of 'The View' Available - Oct. 7, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Lulu' 60-Second EPK Available - Oct. 6, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Frustration' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 5, 2011 JAMES HETFIELD: 'Lulu' Is 'Not The New METALLICA Studio Record' - Oct. 4, 2011 METALLICA and LOU REED: 'Lulu' Physical Releases Detailed - Oct. 4, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Iced Honey' Lyrics Revealed - Oct. 2, 2011 METALLICA's LARS ULRICH, LOU REED Talk 'Lulu' In Brazilian TV Interview (Video) - Oct. 2, 2011 METALLICA Drummer Says 'Lulu' Makes '…And Justice For All' Sound Like First RAMONES Album - Oct. 1, 2011 METALLICA Frontman Talks 'Big Four', LOU REED And 30-year-Anniversary Concerts (Video) - Sep. 30, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Dragon' Lyrics Revealed - Sep. 29, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Lulu' Deluxe Edition Detailed - Sep. 29, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: Entire 'The View' Song Available For Streaming - Sep. 25, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Lulu' Poster Banned By London Underground - Sep. 20, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: First 'Lulu' Audio Sample Is Here! - Sep. 18, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: Complete 'Lulu' Track Listing Revealed - Sep. 6, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: More 'Lulu' Songtitles Revealed - Sep. 3, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: 'Lulu' Artwork Unveiled - Sep. 1, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED To Perform On 'Later... With Jools Holland' - Sep. 1, 2011 METALLICA's Collaboration With LOU REED: More Details Revealed - Aug. 29, 2011 The Lyrics That Made METALLICA Cry - Aug. 27, 2011 LOU REED Made METALLICA Cry - Aug. 25, 2011 METALLICA's Collaboration With LOU REED: More Songtitles Revealed - Aug. 24, 2011 METALLICA's Collaboration With LOU REED: More Details Revealed - Aug. 21, 2011 METALLICA's Project With LOU REED: Release Date Announced - Aug. 19, 2011 METALLICA And LOU REED: Official Web Site Launched - Aug. 17, 2011 METALLICA and Reed reportedly tapped Dutch photographer, music video and film director Anton Corbijn... METALLICA, LOU REED Reportedly Tap Famed Photographer ANTON CORBIJN For Album Cover - July 6, 2011 LOU REED Says His Collaboration With METALLICA Is 'Maybe The Best Thing Done By Anyone, Ever' - June 29, 2011 METALLICA Drummer On LOU REED Collaboration: 'I Don't Think We've Ever Felt This Free' - June 16, 2011 METALLICA's Secret Recording Project Revealed - June 15, 2011 METALLICA's official web site has been updated with the following message: "A few months ago our own Kirk Hammett hinted at a new METALLICA project that's 'not really 100 percent a METALLICA record.' While Kirk... |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 11:39am - FuckIsMySignature ""] was thinkin the same thing. if i see that cd artwork one more time i am going on a murdering spree. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 11:41am - dreadkill ""] cruddy half-assed metallica music with lou reed's shitty old voice talking over it. this is supposed to be groundbreaking? it sounds like reed and the band were in two separate places recording two separate things. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 11:42am - FuckIsMySignature ""] needs moar maryanne faithfull |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 11:59am - demondave ""] dreadkill said: ..... it sounds like reed and the band were in two separate places recording two separate things. That's what I thought way back when S&M orchestra came out. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 12:04pm - xmikex ""] comment on soundcloud "Well this is one way to keep people from stealing your music." awful. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 12:05pm - xmikex ""] lololololololllll track 5 "iced honey" ugggggggggggghh |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 12:06pm - brian_dc ""] I liked the "this sounds like walking into a guitar center on saturday" comment |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 12:07pm - goatcatalyst ""] Buttdarts gonna lap it up. They don't hail Satan, the didn't pay their dues and they sure as denim and chains didn't see the N-word on a one-way tram. |
| _________________________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 12:59pm - KILLER KADOOGAMANTIUM ""] ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha SMALL TOWN GURRURRLLL I fucking hate Lou Reed anyway. I try not to blame earlier bands for the shit bands they end up spawning, but Lou Reed was always a hack and now there are 6 trillion indie hipwads pretending they do heroin and don't care about anything. So what I'm getting at is that I'm very, very glad that this is even worse than I imagined. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 9:17pm - demondave ""] METALLICA's LARS ULRICH On 'Lulu': 'I'm Invigorated At How Awesome The Record Turned Out' - Oct. 20, 2011 |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 20,2011 10:26pm - narkybark ""] This is a very well-played Master Troll. There is no other explanation. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 21,2011 10:06am - Spaldino ""] this is weapons grade awful. Black My Heart tier awful. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 22,2011 7:59am - demondave ""] LARS ULRICH Says METALLICA And LOU REED Is 'The Most Obvious Collaboration On This Planet Ever' - Oct. 21, 2011 |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 22,2011 8:27am - ThirdKnuckle ""] This is my favorite one: LOU REED - "I Loved METALLICA Since I Was A Kid" Posted on Friday, October 21, 2011 at 12:47:54 EST Bravewords.com |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 22,2011 1:57pm - xgodzillax ""] brian_dc said:"this sounds like walking into a guitar center on saturday" truer words have never been spoken. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 22,2011 3:41pm - narkybark ""] "weapons grade awful" is a great way to describe it. It's aggressively terrible. It sounds so amateur, I just don't understand why it even exists. Reading the "about" section which crows how amazing it is and how it transcends reality is equally as painful to read. |
| _________________________________________________ [Oct 22,2011 5:33pm - reimroc is not rustyps ""] metallica trolling everyone? don't like it. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 23,2011 2:43pm - narkybark ""] bennyhillifier This is so much better. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 23,2011 2:44pm - narkybark ""] Also, when did Lars turn into Mr. Garrison? |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2011 5:28pm - ThrilliVanilli ""] Metallica broke up years ago didn't they? Some time around 94 Jason Newstead bludgeoned Lars, James, and Kirk to death with his bass before throwing himself in front of a moving train. At least that's the version of their history I keep in my head. Nothing else matters. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 23,2011 7:50pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] It's like they hired Bova's speech writer to pen the bio for this garbage |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 24,2011 1:54am - LucidCurse ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Oct 24,2011 2:02am - Seth ""] Nice the Mentors!!!! hahahaha better then Metallica with anyone! |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 24,2011 10:25am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i wish I could find a .gif of walter white laughing maniacally in the crawlspace. that sums up my thoughts on this recording. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 24,2011 5:03pm - ghoulash ""] bennyhillifier you know this had to happen. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2011 5:41pm - Will Spanner ""] The amount of butthurt this one album is causing is astounding. At least on this site we're having a good laugh. Reading some of the comments on other sites you'd think Reed and Metallica gang banged the writers sisters and videotaped it. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 24,2011 5:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha right? you'd think Reload and Stanger would have been enough to lower peoples expectations from this tired band. |
| _________________________________________________________ [Oct 24,2011 6:12pm - tits flavored ice cream sundae ""] wHen meTalLiCa Was ForGeD frOm stoNe uSed to BUILD THE FUCKING GOD DAMN MOUNT RUSHHRMLORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bAck iN tHe earLy 1960S, tHeRe waS A MechanIcal eRror thE sCienTistS whO creAted tHE bANd susPecTed wouLd caUse A FUCKING MALFUNCTION SOMEDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! afTer relEasinG the crITicaLLY acclaiMed "LUcifer'S UltIMate poRNograpHic kaLideScoPe" alBUm merE mInutERs AFter joHnathan LeniN of the BEEtles was sAvaGely RapEd by genEtiCALLY MUTA TEDM FUCKING GIRFFAES!!!!!!!!!!!! a diOde in ThEir CIrcutry fLaRed up and CAuseD unTOld HAVOC ON THE FUCKUNG GOD DAMN PLANET WITH THE RELEASE OF THE GOD DMAN FUCKING SHIT ASS LOAD ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but tHe SciENtiSts caPabLe of FIXing it dEICIDED thEy Would Rather Play Glen Benton In An Upside Down Satan's Unh oly Cross Edition of FUCKING GOD DAMN SHIT DICKED PINOCHLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2011 6:19pm - i_am_not_me ""] ...castledoomerown's brother? |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 24,2011 11:17pm - man o warski ""] dcdxcdxc xdc |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:32pm - arilliusbm ""] LOL at all the reviews coming out |
| _______________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:55pm - xmikex ""] Ya know... Thank God for Hitler and his constant flipouts that articulate our collective rage but really... what kind of a delusional asshole do you have to be to still be clinging to Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax as relevant bands? I was in 8th grade when Load came out. That's your prime Metallica age and Until It Sleeps was what was in my face. I figured it out then. Why are adults still dwelling on this now? |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:57pm - arilliusbm ""] xmikex said:Ya know... I was in 8th grade when Load came out. I LOLed |
| _______________________________ [Nov 1,2011 3:00pm - xmikex ""] itt: double truths |
| ______________________________ [Nov 1,2011 6:42pm - yummy ""] I actually like the newest Megadeth. But, I guess I know what you mean. Most kids playing metal these days wouldn't consider them to be relevant. I think it's more than obvious that the Big 4 have long since released the best of what's to come. It is wasted energy to be disappointed by anybody else. Be disappointed in yourself for expecting so much. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 1,2011 6:54pm - blue ""] the last 2 megadeth albums have been quality, taters gon tot thats all |
| _____________________________ [Nov 1,2011 7:03pm - ark ""] ok i'm checking this out... |
| _____________________________ [Nov 1,2011 7:06pm - ark ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 7:12pm - narkybark ""] I AM THE TABLE |
| _________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 9:19pm - sethrich ""] brian_dc said:I liked the "this sounds like walking into a guitar center on saturday" comment [img] |
| __________________________________ [Nov 2,2011 9:32pm - narkybark ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________ [Nov 3,2011 9:58am - BSV ""] now, if this came out on southern lord or rise above, people would be screaming genius. spoken word doom. only heard one track thus far. these guys gonna tour together? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 10:01am - brian_dc ""] BSV said:now, if this came out on southern lord or rise above, people would be screaming genius. spoken word doom. only heard one track thus far. these guys gonna tour together? Now's not the time to start a scene war. Just enjoy the laughs. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 10:11am - FuckIsMySignature ""] PREPARE FOR BATTLE! |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 10:16am - arktouros ""] between "walking into guitar center on a sunday" and "weapons grade awful" i think that's all there is to say on the subject |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 10:17am - arktouros ""] sethrich said:[img] this is hilarious, wot's it from? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 11:15am - sethrich ""] arktouros said: sethrich said:[img] this is hilarious, wot's it from? Planet of the Apes |