How many ARILS does it take to screw in a lightbulb?[views:1496][posts:20]____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 11:59am - Fake ARIL ""] 5 one to screw in the bulb, and 4 to say "I was into this shit BEFORE they added all them fancy lightbulbs, you posers" |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:00pm - arilliusbm ""] When do I ever say shit like that? Your arrested. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:03pm - fake GRAMMAR POLICE ""] YOU'RE arrested, you illiterate bastard |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:03pm - Alx_Casket ""] One more to say "old news" to the 4 And another to call lightbulbs gay, then delve into how vital Thomas Edison was to modern society. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:08pm - fake elitest Aril ""] ONLY PRE FLUORESCENT LIGHTBULBS ARE REAL! These new ones just don't make the same clear, excellent light as the old ones. Fuck walmart, and their commercialization of the entire lightbulb industry. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:09pm - REAL elitest ARIL ""] Fuck you, I was writing acoustic guitar riffs by candlelight long before you even knew what a desklamp was. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:09pm - RustyPS should be working ""] fake%20elitest%20Aril said:ONLY PRE FLUORESCENT LIGHTBULBS ARE REAL! These new ones just don't make the same clear, excellent light as the old ones. Fuck walmart, and their commercialization of the entire lightbulb industry. This is more accurate than the OP |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:10pm - Veteran Troll ""] Pffffft Posting threads with Aril's name is the easy cop-out for trolls. I expect better. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:12pm - arilliusbm ""] Fuck Edison. Only Tesla was real. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:15pm - arilliusbm ""] What's funny is that I changed two light bulbs on sunday. 1 ARIL 2 LIGHTBULBS FUCK YOU |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:16pm - RustyPS should be working ""] MOAR LIEK 2 LIGHTBULBS 1 ARIL AMEYERITE? |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:30pm - turkish lira ""] wrong all of you the correct answer is aril is too busy being every troll on rttp to have time to change a light bulb |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:31pm - arilliusbm ""] fake%20elitest%20Aril said:ONLY PRE FLUORESCENT LIGHTBULBS ARE REAL! These new ones just don't make the same clear, excellent light as the old ones. Fuck walmart, and their commercialization of the entire lightbulb industry. It's funny you say that, troll. It's true. The "energy saver" lightbulbs are actually worse for the environment. They contain subtle amounts of mercury. People throw them out and overtime, the mercury will leak into the ground water. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:34pm - Alx_Casket ""] If the government didn't steal Tesla's work after his death, aril would have become a steam-powered juggernaut that torments 5th grade classrooms across the nation by looking into the windows during history class and saying OLD NEWS, CHALKBOARD REPOST |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:39pm - arilliusbm ""] It amazes me, anon, how much free time you'd think i'd have to accomplish such a feat. In essence, you're anonymous and trolling at the moment, thereby cancelling out your hypothesis and contradicting yourself. I'm nowhere close to being all the trolls on this site, but can give you a list of who is who. I have esoteric knowledge of which trolls are what, but due to Dwyer's "Trolling Ethics" guide written in 1345 BC, I won't publically disclose that information on this board. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:49pm - goatcatalyst ""] Aril was better as an embryo. The fetus was kind of cool but I'm not much for his postnatal developments. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:53pm - arilliusbm ""] We are still celestial embryotic beings, waiting to be born on another plane. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:58pm - goatcatalyst ""] Warming up for the Cynic gig? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 12:59pm - arilliusbm ""] No, longing for you to warm me up. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:07pm - goatcatalyst ""] That can be arranged for a nominal fee. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 1,2011 1:48pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] This topic is bananas. |