an open letter to Corpsepaint Kid
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[Nov 10,2011 8:30am - Yeti ""]
Grimness is lost when gum is chewed. that is all.
[Nov 10,2011 8:36am - arilliusbm ""]
kid sucks.
and so do the duck duck goosing pussies that were at the cynic show, doing a wave in the front row.
[Nov 10,2011 8:40am - KEVORD ""]
Fuck Opeth back patch kid too.
[Nov 10,2011 8:44am - arilliusbm ""]
KEVORD said:Fuck Opeth back patch kid too.
Waaaaaait a minute. I havent seen that kid in years. Was it the kid that had the Opeth back patch with skulls all around it?
Of course, skulls come to mind when I hear Opeth...SM:10
[Nov 10,2011 8:45am - CurlyRed ""]
Is this the knucklehead that doesn't even look old enough to drive that is always at the palladium wearing corpse paint no matter what band is playing?
[Nov 10,2011 8:45am - KEVORD ""]
That's him. It's actually more the fact someone made an Opeth backpatch more than the actual kid.
[Nov 10,2011 8:45am - Pires ""]
Corpsepaint kid came to party at the red chord show and delivered. Y'all be hatin.
[Nov 10,2011 8:46am - Spencer ""]
FUCK YOU ELITIST SCUM WE ARE NICE PEOPLE AND REAL METALHEADS
[Nov 10,2011 8:47am - Pires ""]
3 different messages posted at the same time. This is going to be.......
.....puts on sunglasses...
A Hot Topic...
YEAAAHHHH!!!
[Nov 10,2011 8:48am - timma ""]
Yeti said:Grimness is lost when gum is chewed.
Also when CONSTANTLY fixing your hair.
Don't want your hair in your make-up? Shave your head and stop being a Juggalo.
[Nov 10,2011 8:49am - arilliusbm ""]
KEVORD said:That's him. It's actually more the fact someone made an Opeth backpatch more than the actual kid.
FUCK that kid. I nearly fell over laughing when I saw that. I saw him at the Pavilion in Boston during Megadeth in 2007 or so, and never saw him again. My hipster gf at the time got mad at me for judging him.
[Nov 10,2011 8:55am - timma ""]
Wait...people stil listen to Opeth?
[Nov 10,2011 8:55am - KEVORD ""]
If you've chosen Opeth as the patch to represent you in life you should be judged and booed constantly.
[Nov 10,2011 9:00am - arilliusbm ""]
Let's face it: we all did goofy stuff as young uns, myself included. But this shit is outrageous and tramples on what metal represents.
You got the people who have the valid argunent "stop caring about other people, it's about the music maaaaan" but alas, metal is more than music. It's a subculture that is losing its value and decency with the new fans.
I wont rant about this again, but these kids are a horrible representation of metal's unwritten laws on being a social counter/sub culture. In reality, it doesn't REALLY matter, but if someone truly cares about metal and how it's drastically changed, then awesome.
But don't listen to me, I work a yuppie job and dont do patches. I was always a band shirt guy.
[Nov 10,2011 9:03am - KEVORD ""]
And yes I'm an elitist. Suck it.
[Nov 10,2011 9:07am - posbleak ""]
timma said:Also when CONSTANTLY fixing your hair.
Don't want your hair in your make-up? Shave your head and stop being a Juggalo.
B b but half the point of corpsepaint is getting your greasy hair stuck in the paint all over your forehead, it adds to the aesthetic, UGH even Alexandre Herchcovitch understood that.
I bet he doesn't even do his waterlines
[Nov 10,2011 9:13am - Mark_R ""]
was it at least a pre-Blackwater Park patch?
[Nov 10,2011 9:15am - arilliusbm ""]
From what I remember, homemade with skulls. Wasnt the real logo either.
[Nov 10,2011 9:18am - KEVORD ""]
The patch in question had candles and skulls or some shit. But not cool skulls queer prog skulls.
[Nov 10,2011 9:20am - HeavensJail_nli ""]
The patch in question was the Ghost Reveries cover. As someone who's spent far too much time stabbing themselves in the fingers building his jacket, I try not to judge anyone who actually goes out and builds their own, but I'm still unsure of the logical leap between "I'm going to build a kutte" and "I'm going to build it around an Opeth backpatch".
[Nov 10,2011 9:25am - Alx_Casket ""]
By criticizing someone who made their own jacket, aren't you all being equally egregious as the style police? Metal is MAINLY about the music, and all this subculture talk is subjective. As I see it, most of the culture encourages inside-the-box thought and not worth your valuable time anyway.
@posbleak: I am STILL looking for decent product for my waterlines.
[Nov 10,2011 9:28am - KEVORD ""]
But if Rttp is not mocking someone or something its boring as shit.
[Nov 10,2011 9:29am - Spaldino ""]
only carving Opeth and Mac logos into your scrotum is metal now
[Nov 10,2011 9:29am - largefreakatzero ""]
Alx_Casket said:By criticizing someone who made their own jacket, aren't you all being equally egregious as the style police? Metal is MAINLY about the music, and all this subculture talk is subjective. As I see it, most of the culture encourages inside-the-box thought and not worth your valuable time anyway.
@posbleak: I am STILL looking for decent product for my waterlines.
While all this may be true, it is still more enjoyable to make fun of dorks.
[Nov 10,2011 9:29am - Alx_Casket ""]
I'll always have aril's flip-flopping posts to mock
[Nov 10,2011 9:30am - largefreakatzero ""]
KEVORD said:But if Rttp is not mocking someone or something its boring as shit.
Precisely. Mocking and bullying are the foundations of RTTP.
[Nov 10,2011 9:31am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
lol this thread.
[Nov 10,2011 9:31am - arilliusbm ""]
Nothing wrong with being style police.
And what Kevord said. Site sucks, these kids suck.
[Nov 10,2011 9:32am - largefreakatzero ""]
ITT: suck.
[Nov 10,2011 9:34am - Alx_Casket ""]
There's no room for hatred in metal.
SM: ∞
[Nov 10,2011 9:35am - Spaldino ""]
is it too late to make an xxxxxOnxBrokenxWingsxxXxxx1 butt flap? are they still really hip and "down with it"?
[Nov 10,2011 9:36am - arilliusbm ""]
I more or less post mere opinions for the sake of discussion, and try to take in all others' opinions on the same subject matter. not flip-flopping per se, just discussing. Everyone has the right to speak their mind, and most rttp people usually don't unless provoked. Hence, threads with extreme opinions (duck duck goose, ghost, dream theater, lol@nebm facebook, etc. etc.) and subsequent ease of tone as more discuss
[Nov 10,2011 9:37am - arilliusbm ""]
I thoughy Kevord was going to kill me in the Ghost thread.
[Nov 10,2011 9:38am - Lamp ""]
If you go to shows at the Palladium, you deserve whatever bullshit you see before you.
[Nov 10,2011 9:39am - posbleak ""]
Alx_Casket said:By criticizing someone who made their own jacket, aren't you all being equally egregious as the style police? Metal is MAINLY about the music, and all this subculture talk is subjective. As I see it, most of the culture encourages inside-the-box thought and not worth your valuable time anyway.
@posbleak: I am STILL looking for decent product for my waterlines.
If it's not OK to be the style police anymore then you'll have to excuse me while I self-immolate
Also if you want your waterlines done right this is the only shit that's real:
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[Nov 10,2011 9:39am - Alx_Casket ""]
I understand why you make the posts you do, but it never ceases to amuse me. Philanthropic trolling.
[Nov 10,2011 9:40am - KEVORD ""]
Its impossible to be into any hobby your entire life withought getting a little pissed at newbs doing it wrong.
[Nov 10,2011 9:41am - Alx_Casket ""]
@posbizzle: If anyone has license to be style police, it's you. And that stuff looks familiar, got a purchase link? For... my sister... that I don't have.
[Nov 10,2011 9:42am - Spaldino ""]
Lamp said:If you go to shows at the Palladium, you deserve whatever bullshit you see before you.
yeah but the palladium is like the only place that constantly gets the tours and has a decent sound system (mainly upstairs), as well as space, parking (r.i.p. the free lot on the side), and is pretty easy to get to. i would have put sausages, but its been a long time since i have been there and an even longer time since i have seen the sausage dude there.
[Nov 10,2011 9:43am - Lamp ""]
The Palladium is a venue designed to attract young n00bz and outright posers. It's a huge place and probably has huge rent to pay, and having only "true" metalheads isn't gonna pay the bills. Of course you're going to have tons of douchebags who throw up the horns to get attention and listen to shitty bands and just generally fart up the joint.
Only not wasting your time seeing bands there is real.
[Nov 10,2011 9:43am - KEVORD ""]
arilliusbm said:I thoughy Kevord was going to kill me in the Ghost thread.Lol I did get trolled but I wasn't mad.
[Nov 10,2011 9:44am - posbleak ""]
Here you go bro, it even says it's 'a cult favorite' on the site so you know it's legit:
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P288822
Takes a little trick to apply but I'll show you how to do it without giving yourself an eye infection if you want
[Nov 10,2011 9:45am - arilliusbm ""]
Alx_Casket said:I understand why you make the posts you do, but it never ceases to amuse me. Philanthropic trolling.
I'm a want to be Conservationist.
[Nov 10,2011 9:49am - Lamp ""]
Spaldino said:
Lamp said:If you go to shows at the Palladium, you deserve whatever bullshit you see before you.
yeah but the palladium is like the only place that constantly gets the tours and has a decent sound system (mainly upstairs), as well as space, parking (r.i.p. the free lot on the side), and is pretty easy to get to. i would have put sausages, but its been a long time since i have been there and an even longer time since i have seen the sausage dude there.
This kind of reminds me of another problem I have with metal... the true fans of the genre are much more likely to give a washed up band the benefit of the doubt. So Cynic and Mayhem and what not get booked there... these bands put out their best material close to or over two decades ago. I mean, if you go to these shows then maybe you'll get a decent performance, maybe the bands will even sound okay, but it's just not the personal experience you get at a smaller show. As much as I liked seeing Ghoul there a few weeks ago, I know that show would have been a thousand times better if a different setting. Same thing with seeing Municipal Waste for the first time at Lupo's and then having much more fun seeing them at places like the Living Room and Volume 11 Tavern in Raleigh that don't have the barrier and aren't massive places (though you could easily accuse both of those places of the same things I've said about the Palladium, I suppose)...
I'm about to Aril myself, so I'm just gonna stop right here.
[Nov 10,2011 9:51am - RustyPS should be working ""]
Spencer said:FUCK YOU ELITIST SCUM WE ARE NICE PEOPLE AND REAL METALHEADS
People still care about being called "real metalheads?"
Man, I feel old
[Nov 10,2011 9:54am - arilliusbm ""]
I want to Aril you, Lamp.
[Nov 10,2011 10:00am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
only being real is real
[Nov 10,2011 10:00am - Spaldino ""]
i generally hate seeing bands downstairs at the palladium, but ive never really been disappointed with upstairs events. sound cuts through much better up there and its small enough to feel "intimate" while being large enough to feel like you're at some place thats not someones parents' basement. i love being able to hear everything more so than having the band's chin sweat drizzle into my gaping asshole. if i wanted to not hear anything but treble, i would just crank the left side of my EQ on winamp, and lower the mid and right side to -400000000000.
[Nov 10,2011 10:05am - Lamp ""]
I will say one of the things I like about going to small shows is seeing a consistent, dedicated crew of folks that you know are there for the right reasons... I'd imagine it's what being a regular at a bar is like, only people are creating stuff instead of just sitting around drinking.
[Nov 10,2011 10:10am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Lamp said:I will say one of the things I like about going to small shows is seeing a consistent, dedicated crew of folks that you know are there for the right reasons... I'd imagine it's what being a regular at a bar is like, only people are creating stuff instead of just sitting around drinking.
Ralphs
[Nov 10,2011 10:12am - Lamp ""]
Yeah, Ralph's seems legit. If it was more my style of music I'd probably be there all the time, though as it stands now I've never been. I view the Whitney House in Hartford the way people around here view Ralph's.
[Nov 10,2011 10:13am - posbleak ""]
I'm not gonna lie I have never not had fun at a Palladium show. I know it sucks and I don't get to Worcester very often at all but it's the combination of smoking in the girls' room, moshing with obese teenagers, cheap strong drinks and the fond memory of getting to touch Pete Steele's hair when I was like sixteen
Even shows where I've had a broken ankle, hated all the bands and everyone in the audience, or the time some piece of shit bought rounds of beers for fucking Blackguard on my tab. Still had fun. I dunno am I doing it wrong?
[Nov 10,2011 10:13am - Samantha ""]
I've seen some of those same Palladium kids around for a couple of years. What I wonder is, how long will it be until they're old enough to attend 21+ shows? Will they inevitably be assimilated into the collective? 10 years from now, will an old washed up RTTP person say, "Hey! I remember when you were 'corpse paint kid'."?
[Nov 10,2011 10:16am - arilliusbm ""]
Old washed up rttp person? Isnt that what we already are?
[Nov 10,2011 10:18am - Lamp ""]
posbleak said:Palladium ... smoking in the girls' room, moshing with obese teenagers, cheap strong drinks
ehhhh whaaaaaa?
I'd rather go to warehouse shows any day where I can bring my own beer for much cheaper, smoke weed in plain sight, and know that asshole who intentionally go the wrong way in the circle pit won't be tolerated.
[Nov 10,2011 10:28am - RustyPS should be working ""]
Spaldino said:i generally hate seeing bands downstairs at the palladium, but ive never really been disappointed with upstairs events. sound cuts through much better up there and its small enough to feel "intimate" while being large enough to feel like you're at some place thats not someones parents' basement. i love being able to hear everything more so than having the band's chin sweat drizzle into my gaping asshole. if i wanted to not hear anything but treble, i would just crank the left side of my EQ on winamp, and lower the mid and right side to -400000000000.
That depends on the band IMO....
If I'm going to see, let's say, Young Widows, I want great sound
On the other hand, if I'm going to see Shitstorm, you're damn right I want to be in a dingy basement with the constant threat of catching a mic or a headstock to the dome.
[Nov 10,2011 10:29am - Alx_Casket ""]
@posbleak: Khôl Kajal sounds pretty kvlt indeed. And you're having your own fun at a metal show? CUT THAT SHIT OUT
[Nov 10,2011 10:36am - Yeti ""]
KEVORD said:Its impossible to be into any hobby your entire life withought getting a little pissed at newbs doing it wrong.
THIS
[Nov 10,2011 10:39am - RustyPS should be working ""]
Yeti said:
KEVORD said:Its impossible to be into any hobby your entire life withought getting a little pissed at newbs doing it wrong.
THIS
The "you're doing it wrong" that I get pissed at is kids that get pissed when they get bumped and causing a fight because of it, not understanding that body contact is a part of the show, things like that.
As long as everyone's having fun without intentionally afftecing others having fun, I don't see the harm in it.
[Nov 10,2011 10:39am - Yeti ""]
posbleak said:I'm not gonna lie I have never not had fun at a Palladium show. I know it sucks and I don't get to Worcester very often at all but it's the combination of smoking in the girls' room, moshing with obese teenagers, cheap strong drinks and the fond memory of getting to touch Pete Steele's hair when I was like sixteen
Even shows where I've had a broken ankle, hated all the bands and everyone in the audience, or the time some piece of shit bought rounds of beers for fucking Blackguard on my tab. Still had fun. I dunno am I doing it wrong?
agreed, my disposition towards the overall performances at the Exhumed show aside, i still had fun. to pay to go to a show and not have fun because of the sound, or the performance, or the douchey audience would be ridiculous. i just drink and laugh. hell i still go to ICP shows just for the entertainment value.
[Nov 10,2011 10:40am - Sacreligion ""]
I only go to the Palladium to make fun of the bands, everyone in the crowd, the sound guy, and the drink prices. Having a good time is not a good time.
[Nov 10,2011 10:40am - Yeti ""]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:
Yeti said:
KEVORD said:Its impossible to be into any hobby your entire life withought getting a little pissed at newbs doing it wrong.
THIS
The "you're doing it wrong" that I get pissed at is kids that get pissed when they get bumped and causing a fight because of it, not understanding that body contact is a part of the show, things like that.
As long as everyone's having fun without intentionally afftecing others having fun, I don't see the harm in it.
agreed as well. i hate watching people standing at the edge of the pit holding a flimsy plastic cup full of Bud Light get pissed when someone runs into them and they dump it all over their girlfriend. buy a can you can maneuver, or don't stand there.
[Nov 10,2011 10:43am - Lamp ""]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:If I'm going to see, let's say, Young Widows, I want great sound
On the other hand, if I'm going to see Shitstorm, you're damn right I want to be in a dingy basement with the constant threat of catching a mic or a headstock to the dome.
This is the stuff that's up right here.
[Nov 10,2011 10:43am - Sacreligion ""]
BUY A CAN YOU CAN-MANEUVER
[Nov 10,2011 10:46am - RustyPS should be working ""]
Sacreligion said:BUY A CAN YOU CAN-OPENER
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[Nov 10,2011 10:46am - Lamp ""]
Yeti's post reminds me of another -1 for the Palladium...
Any time I want to go into the pit at a smaller show, I just put my beer down in a corner and pick it back up when I'm ready to. I wouldn't trust myself to do that with a crowd as shitty as the Palladium crowd.
[Nov 10,2011 10:49am - Sacreligion ""]
I lost 2 pabst cans due to crush syndrome at this show and was totally fine with it. If you are at a metal show and get butthurt over spilled beer you are most definitely doing it wrong.
[Nov 10,2011 10:55am - KEVORD ""]
Only Misery Index cry over spilt PBR cans.
[Nov 10,2011 11:11am - Sacreligion ""]
ITT: The Starter jacket gang becomes real and goes to shows only to pour PBR on people
[Nov 10,2011 11:12am - arilliusbm ""]
Sacreligion said:ITT: The Starter jacket gang becomes real and goes to shows only to pour PBR on people
YES
[Nov 10,2011 11:16am - Lamp ""]
Haha, well I'm not saying I would fault anyone for accidentally knocking over my beer or something, I do always make sure to put it way the fuck out of the way so that doesn't happen. And as far as taking a spill from someone else, accidents occur. I just can't shake the feeling that if I did that at the Palladium, someone else would pick it up and start drinking it.
[Nov 10,2011 11:30am - Samantha ""]
Bigger shows always involve being around people who irritate the crap out of you. It comes with the territory.
Because my job is boring today, here are some people who bug the crap out of me at shows:
-Idiots who go in or near the pit with a drink then get mad when it spills everywhere...like it's a big shock that someone bumped into them. For the rest of the night, people slip on the wet floor, and the pit looks like a pee wee hockey game.
-Pathetic, clingy boyfriends who insist on standing behind and hugging their 4 foot tall girlfriend like they're protecting her when in reality, the poor girl serves as a human shield.
-The guy in front of you who keeps elbowing and headbutting you in the face when it's too crowded to move anywhere else
-The person behind you who gets mad because you're headbanging, and OMG your hair touched them or you bumped into them.
-Butthurt, insecure females who spend all night giving every other female the look of death. What crawled up your butt and died?
-Hardcore fans and dumb kids who think it's awesome to show off their ninja moves
-Crowd surfers who kick you in the head and/or keep trying to crowd surf after they've been dropped a few times
-Creeps who think they can get away with groping a girl just because it's crowded
-People who bounce up and down like it's a Blink 182 show.
I'm sure I can think of more, but work is becoming more interesting.
/end rant
[Nov 10,2011 11:42am - Sacreligion ""]
I am a firm believer that pits should be violent. If someone is throwing kicks and you are dumb enough to run into one, you are an idiot. At the same time though, people who stay at the edge of a pit and do that are pussies. Create room for your flailing or GTFO
[Nov 10,2011 11:45am - Mark_R ""]
-People who whistle really loud just to show off their volume skills. (Mainly a problem at sit-down/corporate rock concertrs)
[Nov 10,2011 11:48am - Sacreligion ""]
-People that go to shows only to tell everyone about how awesome their band is.
[Nov 10,2011 11:52am - CurlyRed ""]
Samantha said:Bigger shows always involve being around people who irritate the crap out of you. It comes with the territory.
Because my job is boring today, here are some people who bug the crap out of me at shows:
-Idiots who go in or near the pit with a drink then get mad when it spills everywhere...like it's a big shock that someone bumped into them. For the rest of the night, people slip on the wet floor, and the pit looks like a pee wee hockey game.
-Pathetic, clingy boyfriends who insist on standing behind and hugging their 4 foot tall girlfriend like they're protecting her when in reality, the poor girl serves as a human shield.
-The guy in front of you who keeps elbowing and headbutting you in the face when it's too crowded to move anywhere else
-The person behind you who gets mad because you're headbanging, and OMG your hair touched them or you bumped into them.
-Butthurt, insecure females who spend all night giving every other female the look of death. What crawled up your butt and died?
-Hardcore fans and dumb kids who think it's awesome to show off their ninja moves
-Crowd surfers who kick you in the head and/or keep trying to crowd surf after they've been dropped a few times
-Creeps who think they can get away with groping a girl just because it's crowded
-People who bounce up and down like it's a Blink 182 show.
I'm sure I can think of more, but work is becoming more interesting.
/end rant
I am glad I am not the only one that thinks other females at shows are bat shit crazy
[Nov 10,2011 11:55am - arilliusbm ""]
95% of females that attend metal shows are crazy.
[Nov 10,2011 12:00pm - Alx_Casket ""]
95% of females that attend metal shows suck ass.
[Nov 10,2011 12:04pm - Samantha ""]
arilliusbm said:95% of PEOPLE IN GENERAL that attend metal shows are crazy.
[Nov 10,2011 12:04pm - arilliusbm ""]
95% of males that attend metal shows like crazy women.
[Nov 10,2011 12:04pm - Sacreligion ""]
arilliusbm said:females are crazy.
[Nov 10,2011 12:05pm - arilliusbm ""]
95% of Samanthas are crazy women who murder innocent stink bugs in bleach.
[Nov 10,2011 12:06pm - CurlyRed ""]
There is crazy in a good way then the girls that are always up on the cross about something. They just need to lighten up and have fun.
[Nov 10,2011 12:07pm - We Are the 95% ""]
OCCUPY SAMANTHAS VAGINA
[Nov 10,2011 12:08pm - Sacreligion ""]
arilliusbm said:95% of Samanthas are crazy women who murder innocent stink bugs in bleach.
THIS
[Nov 10,2011 12:08pm - Samantha ""]
arilliusbm said:95% of Samanthas are crazy women who murder innocent stink bugs in bleach.
I happen to have clear evidence that bug was a pervert. It was trying to get in my closet and rifle through my dirty underwear. It deserved to die.
[Nov 10,2011 12:08pm - Alx_Casket ""]
95% of stink bugs have kicked me in the face at the palladium
[Nov 10,2011 12:09pm - Sacreligion ""]
You have a dirty underwear closet? Gross.
[Nov 10,2011 12:10pm - Lamp ""]
Sacreligion said:I am a firm believer that pits should be violent. If someone is throwing kicks and you are dumb enough to run into one, you are an idiot.
If you go into a pit and your foot goes up to your waistline for any reason while you are simotaneously maintaining balance, you are a piece of shit.
[Nov 10,2011 12:11pm - Sacreligion ""]
Lamp said:
Sacreligion said:I am a firm believer that pits should be violent. If someone is throwing kicks and you are dumb enough to run into one, you are an idiot.
If you go into a pit and your foot goes up to your waistline for any reason while you are simotaneously maintaining balance, you are a piece of shit.
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[Nov 10,2011 12:12pm - arilliusbm ""]
This conversation is now 95% lulz worthy.
[Nov 10,2011 12:14pm - posbleak ""]
Samantha said:
-Pathetic, clingy boyfriends who insist on standing behind and hugging their 4 foot tall girlfriend like they're protecting her when in reality, the poor girl serves as a human shield.
These are my favorites, it only takes one push to knock them both down. Usually at least one of them is a mallgoth too which makes the abuse even more fun
[Nov 10,2011 12:14pm - Samantha ""]
Sacreligion said:You have a dirty underwear closet? Gross.
Ha ha! That would be gross. Duh... dirty laundry basket goes in closet, therefore, rest of room is not so gross.
[Nov 10,2011 12:15pm - Sacreligion ""]
This thread just became scientific.
[Nov 10,2011 12:21pm - arktouros ""]
i'm thinking this kid was at the shamrock cafe when he was telling me satyr wouldn't let him in the tour bus. cool fucking story, hermano
[Nov 10,2011 12:29pm - Sacreligion ""]
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[Nov 10,2011 12:35pm - posbleak ""]
Oh my god someone needs to tell this kid to blend his foundation down past his jawline for crying out loud
[Nov 10,2011 12:40pm - Samantha ""]
I don't think I've ever seen that kid without corpse paint. I probably wouldn't recognize him without it.
[Nov 10,2011 12:42pm - Sacreligion ""]
This thread just became Bravo channel.
[Nov 10,2011 12:44pm - posbleak ""]
Sacreligion said:This thread just became Bravo channel.
Are you kidding? Tim Gunn and Tyra would just film a special two-part crossover episode of them spitting on this kid
[Nov 10,2011 12:49pm - Sacreligion ""]
I am all that is serious.
[Nov 10,2011 12:51pm - Yeti ""]
- the person behind you gets mad because you are 95% taller than them
[Nov 10,2011 12:58pm - NuclearWinter ""]
posbleak said:Oh my god someone needs to tell this kid that only Brazilian corpsepaint is real.
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[Nov 10,2011 1:02pm - KEVORD ""]
Dudes pointing out that you both have the same bands shirt on. Cause if you both own Immolation shirts your clearly bro's. Or dudes who see your shirt and scream the bands name.
[Nov 10,2011 1:05pm - arilliusbm ""]
I'm shitting and reading this thread. I just LOLed and got a hemorrhoid. Thanks.
[Nov 10,2011 1:19pm - the mex nli ""]
Yeti said:- the person behind you gets mad because you are 95% taller than them
CAN'T HELP THAT I'M A SHORT MEXICAN, TALL ASS MOFUCKA. I swear you tall assholes do this on purpose.
[Nov 10,2011 1:21pm - Samantha ""]
-The creepy guy you barely know who acts like a pervert, follows you around all night, insists on buying you multiple drinks, and when someone accidentally bumps into him, you feel a GIANT erection poke you in the leg.
[Nov 10,2011 1:24pm - Sacreligion ""]
Giant erection? At least I know I am safe from this accusation.
[Nov 10,2011 1:24pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
Samantha said:-The creepy guy you barely know who acts like a pervert, follows you around all night, insists on buying you multiple drinks, and when someone accidentally bumps into him, you feel a GIANT erection poke you in the leg.
That's caled flirting in some circles, deal with it!
[Nov 10,2011 1:25pm - Yeti ""]
Samantha said:-The creepy girl you barely know who acts like a pervert, follows you around all night, insists on buying you multiple drinks, and when someone accidentally bumps into her, you feel a GIANT erection poke you in the leg.
[Nov 10,2011 1:27pm - Samantha ""]
Yeti said:
Samantha said:-The creepy girl you barely know who acts like a pervert, follows you around all night, insists on buying you multiple drinks, and when someone accidentally bumps into her, you feel a GIANT erection poke you in the leg.
IT'S A TRAP!!
[Nov 10,2011 1:27pm - the mex nli ""]
Samantha said:-The creepy guy you barely know who acts like a pervert, follows you around all night, insists on buying you multiple drinks, and when someone accidentally bumps into him, you feel a GIANT erection poke you in the leg.
Were the drinks worth the brushing boner?
[Nov 10,2011 1:29pm - Samantha ""]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:
That's caled flirting in some circles, deal with it!
Flirting, stalking, attempted date rape... Tomato/Tomahto.
[Nov 10,2011 1:29pm - LucidCurse ""]
pretty sure I gave this dude a collapsed lung during Destruction - elbow's are powerful tools
[Nov 10,2011 1:29pm - Yeti ""]
Brushing Boner would be a good prog band name.
[Nov 10,2011 1:31pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
Samantha said:
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:
That's caled flirting in some circles, deal with it!
Flirting, stalking, attempted date rape... Tomato/Tomahto.I sense sarcasm.........
[Nov 10,2011 1:31pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
Yeti said:Brushing Boner would be a good Scaphism song name.
[Nov 10,2011 1:37pm - arilliusbm ""]
Only throbbing cocks are real.
[Nov 10,2011 1:44pm - Sacreligion ""]
I had a feeling this thread would wind up at erections...
[Nov 10,2011 1:46pm - arilliusbm ""]
Only Corpse Paint Kid's Throbbing GIANT boner poking beers in the mosh pit while he steps on stink bugs is real.
[Nov 10,2011 1:57pm - Samantha ""]
arilliusbm said:Corpsepaint Kid facebook account or gtfo. Someone found it before.
[Nov 10,2011 1:58pm - Alx_Casket ""]
If there's gonna be any facebook harassment, please mark this as /r/
[Nov 10,2011 2:01pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
Also, is it creepier if its a GIANT erecton, or a small one? lol
[Nov 10,2011 2:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
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[Nov 10,2011 2:31pm - aliens ""]
This kid would be so pumped this many people were attentioning at him
[Nov 10,2011 2:40pm - josh_hates_you ""]
125 posts and only 6 or them are pictures. impressive.
[Nov 10,2011 3:20pm - Yeti ""]
ONLY COLOSSAL ERECTIONS ARE REAL
[Nov 10,2011 3:25pm - Lamp ""]
bennyhillifier
[Nov 10,2011 3:31pm - Alx_Casket ""]
125 posts and only 6 or them are pictures. impressive.
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[Nov 10,2011 3:36pm - Samantha ""]
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[Nov 10,2011 4:52pm - CurlyRed ""]
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[Nov 10,2011 5:20pm - Yeti ""]
hahahaha holy shit
[Nov 10,2011 5:41pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
Pires said:Corpsepaint kid came to party at the red chord show and delivered.
LOL...how so?
[Nov 10,2011 7:57pm - arilliusbm ""]
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[Nov 10,2011 9:33pm - Uh ""]
arilliusbm said:Let's face it: we all did goofy stuff as young uns, myself included. But this shit is outrageous and tramples on what metal represents.
You got the people who have the valid argunent "stop caring about other people, it's about the music maaaaan" but alas, metal is more than music. It's a subculture that is losing its value and decency with the new fans.
I wont rant about this again, but these kids are a horrible representation of metal's unwritten laws on being a social counter/sub culture. In reality, it doesn't REALLY matter, but if someone truly cares about metal and how it's drastically changed, then awesome.
But don't listen to me, I work a yuppie job and dont do patches. I was always a band shirt guy.
/b/ was never good... or aliens, or robots from the future, or mutants, whatever.
[Nov 10,2011 9:35pm - Hurray! ""]
AndrewBastard%20NLI said:
Pires said:Corpsepaint kid came to party at the red chord show and delivered.
LOL...how so?
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[Nov 10,2011 9:39pm - arilliusbm ""]
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1207033016
found him, thanks to Woah Shut it Down!
[Nov 10,2011 9:46pm - LucidCurse ""]
arilliusbm said:[img]
this is a meme waiting to happen.
[Nov 10,2011 9:56pm - CurlyRed ""]
I am kinda hoping this look takes off.....
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[Nov 10,2011 10:43pm - KEVORD ""]
arilliusbm said:
found him, thanks to Woah Shut it Down!
This does not surprise me.
[Nov 10,2011 11:00pm - xgodzillax ""]
KEVORD said:
arilliusbm said:
found him, thanks to Woah Shut it Down!
This does not surprise me.
its because hes more than likely friends with this retard. have you seen the people that douche hangs out with? I wanna punch him, but Im a little afraid of my hand getting stuck in the brillo pad he has on top of his fucking head... kid is on EVERY bands dick so hard, he makes wren look like a poser.
[Nov 10,2011 11:13pm - bobnomaamrooney ""]
Only blownupjampad is real
[Nov 11,2011 12:41am - goatcatalyst ""]
pisscup the buttdart or stfu