other peoples stench unappreciation[views:2690][posts:23]_____________________________ [Dec 2,2011 3:26pm - Yeti ""] i work with this monstrous beast of a female, i mean this thing is catastrophic. myself and my co-workers call her The Bumble. anyways i was walking into a room that she was walking out of, so i started sniffing around to see if she was farting or something, and then it hit me. not the eggs i was expecting, but an acidic, pungent, unmistakable stench that hit my olfactory nerve like a train. it takes a lot to gross me out, but that turned my stomach. i mean i know you are a beast, but wash your goddamn vagina! discuss. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 3:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] you should buy her a douche bag for xmas. subtle hint. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 2,2011 3:28pm - Yeti ""] this is the same girl i told you about that asked me on a date near Halloween of '10. now i am left pondering what would have happened had i said yes... |
| _________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 3:31pm - CurlyRed ""] I work with quite a few people that are hygienically challenged |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 3:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Yeti said: now i am left pondering what would have happened had i said yes... you'd probably smell the same way. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 3:31pm - largefreakatzero ""] There is no excuse for poor hygiene in this day and age. Perhaps you should harpoon it. Sounds like it would make an impressive wall mount. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 3:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] she probably has a medical condition. vagitosis or something of that nature. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 3:34pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Dec 2,2011 3:38pm - Yeti ""] FuckIsMySignature said:she probably has a medical condition. vagitosis or something of that nature. possibly, but if you saw this girl, you'd see that it's most likely poor hygiene. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 3:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] either way... that's unfortunate. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 3:58pm - Alexecutioner ""] slowly stinking up the office over 1,000 years |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 4:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] festering vagina remains |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 4:27pm - xgodzillax ""] Yeti said: FuckIsMySignature said:she probably has a medical condition. vagitosis or something of that nature. possibly, but if you saw this girl, you'd see that it's most likely poor hygiene. sounds like it has a yeast infection, and a case of the fats. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 4:55pm - posbleak ""] I work in IT, bodily stench is the norm here There was one particularly pungent corner of the office where the obese ancient cat lady troll sat, wearing the same purple velour jumpsuit every day. The whole cube reeked of cat piss (so much so that my then boss let me take off work to go home and change because my clothes smelled after working on her computer for a few hours). She was either moved into some vacant corner of the building or let go, thankfully, but not after telling me and my entire team the life stories of each of her six cats D: |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 4:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] thats... thats terrible. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 2,2011 5:19pm - Yeti ""] xgodzillax said: Yeti said: FuckIsMySignature said:she probably has a medical condition. vagitosis or something of that nature. possibly, but if you saw this girl, you'd see that it's most likely poor hygiene. sounds like it has a yeast infection, and a case of the fats. that's the first thing i figured, but after discussing this with several females in the office, apparently this is the norm. one girls response was "that was with clothes on. imagine what it's like in the bathroom. now you know a tenth of what i deal with." so i'll just blame it on a cataclysmic case of the mega-fats. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 2,2011 5:19pm - Yeti ""] posbleak said:I work in IT, bodily stench is the norm here There was one particularly pungent corner of the office where the obese ancient cat lady troll sat, wearing the same purple velour jumpsuit every day. The whole cube reeked of cat piss (so much so that my then boss let me take off work to go home and change because my clothes smelled after working on her computer for a few hours). She was either moved into some vacant corner of the building or let go, thankfully, but not after telling me and my entire team the life stories of each of her six cats D: haha the lady in the cube across from me had to be told to clean her clothes because she stunk so bad of cat piss. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 5:26pm - curlyred ""] posbleak said:I work in IT, bodily stench is the norm here There was one particularly pungent corner of the office where the obese ancient cat lady troll sat, wearing the same purple velour jumpsuit every day. The whole cube reeked of cat piss (so much so that my then boss let me take off work to go home and change because my clothes smelled after working on her computer for a few hours). She was either moved into some vacant corner of the building or let go, thankfully, but not after telling me and my entire team the life stories of each of her six cats D: I fully understand I am in software engineering and I am convinced most are allergic to soap. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 5:29pm - RustyPS should be working ""] posbleak said:I work in IT, bodily stench is the norm here There was one particularly pungent corner of the office where the obese ancient cat lady troll sat, wearing the same purple velour jumpsuit every day. The whole cube reeked of cat piss (so much so that my then boss let me take off work to go home and change because my clothes smelled after working on her computer for a few hours). She was either moved into some vacant corner of the building or let go, thankfully, but not after telling me and my entire team the life stories of each of her six cats D: Tell me about it. I work in IT, and one guy ALWAYS smells like shit...and I mean ALWAYS ...and I don't mean he just smells really bad...I mean he LITERALLY smells like shit...like he doesn't wipe his ass after taking a dump it's disgusting |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 6:01pm - xgodzillax ""] Yeti said:one girls response was "that was with clothes on. imagine what it's like in the bathroom. now you know a tenth of what i deal with." so i'll just blame it on a cataclysmic case of the mega-fats. Im not the smallest guy in the world, to be honest im fat as fuck, but I can tell you this... I have OCD about smell and I freak out if I think I have any sort of odor that is bad. except for farts, because theyre funny as fuck |
| _____________________________ [Dec 2,2011 6:14pm - ark ""] i work in IT with a close team of 5 guys. one is latino so he just reeks of cologne most of the time. a full division of 28...not a single person has any stench issues...except maybe a couple of guys after running around/moving servers all day, myself included. moral of the story - neckbeards don't always have to smell bad. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 6:43pm - CurlyRed ""] ^^ totally true on that statement...for my place I think it is more of a cultural issue than anything else... |
| _________________________________ [Dec 2,2011 8:52pm - posbleak ""] I wear Comptoir Sud Pacifique to the office every day as an act of rebellion and shut myself in the server room for as long as I possibly can We had a temp that smelled like a nursing home 100% of the time too |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 6,2011 12:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] new guy on our team is wearing enough cologne right now to gas a small nation. MY EYES THE GOGGLES DOING NOTHING. |