stage fart @ Ralph's[views:2223][posts:27]____________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 8:28am - arilliusbm ""] 10) Alexcutioner 9) Guy from Pilgrim 8) Adam K on 100th show 7) DestroyYouAlot in Darkwor when they played their first show there 6) Yeti frequently farts on stage 5) Shane Hall let a raunchy Ticklebomb go once 4) Crazy Dan in the Mosh Pit. Smells like rotten eggs. Does it quite often. 3) Hillarie squeeks a few out when she goes to the corner to "take pictures" 2) Wren gets so happy he forgets he has gas 1) Vocalist in November's Doom. Guy must have had 3 meatball subs and 2 pepperoni pizzas before they played. You could see the shit leaking down his leg. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 8:46am - the_reverend ""] Dya sings for monarque? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 12,2011 9:27am - ark ""] facts |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 9:33am - FuckIsMySignature ""] 11) I farted 6 times while reading this thread |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 9:47am - dreadkill ""] aril, i am disappoint. you failed to mention the last time my band played there and i nearly sharted as i left the stage. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 9:54am - arilliusbm ""] Hahaha I remember that |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 9:54am - KEVORD ""] A whale farted chum all over impiety before they played Ralphs. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 10:00am - FAG IS SLAGHAT ""] If you did not fart while on stage at Ralphs, you should not be welcomed back. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 12,2011 10:36am - Yeti ""] i wish i had a tally for how many times i've farted while screaming. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 10:45am - dreadkill ""] last time we played ralph's, i left the stage as soon as we were done and vomited bad taco bell into two different toilets for the next 10 minutes. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 11:58am - Samantha ""] Dan takes pride in his crop dusting abilities. Whenever I'm feeling gassy, I just stand near him, and he proudly takes credit for my work. He is a true gentleman. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 12:42pm - Alexecutioner ""] Yeti said:i wish i had a tally for how many times i've farted while screaming. Hahahahaha also, based on the faces I make while playing I think its safe to assume im always farting. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 10:32pm - hlrie ""] Um, whaaa? How did I get on here sir? I'm a burber not really a farter. I'll remember this when I "take pictures" of you. haha |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 10:33pm - hlrie ""] *burper... fuckin' typos. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 11:09pm - arilliusbm ""] Haha, I just wanted to toss you on the list somehow. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 11:16pm - Lamp nli ""] I'm taking a dump in a public bathroom right now. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2011 7:52am - MetalThursday ""] Samantha said:Dan takes pride in his crop dusting abilities. Whenever I'm feeling gassy, I just stand near him, and he proudly takes credit for my work. He is a true gentleman. You and Dan have two distinct brands. I guess I've been a victim of both for too long to be fooled anymore. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 13,2011 9:48am - Samantha ""] ITT: Metal Thursday is a victim of extreme flatulence. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 13,2011 10:06am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Samantha said:ITT: Metal Thursday is a victim of extreme flatulence. i blame the excessive burger, chili, and gansett availability. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 13,2011 10:20am - Alexecutioner ""] in all seriousness though i've probably never actually farted on stage, since i always make sure to take all the "brownies" out of the "oven" before playing a show haha Almost vomited on stage though, double ralphs burger with chili 30 minutes before our set.... it was interesting to say the least |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 13,2011 10:22am - FuckIsMySignature ""] ya i dont know what the fuck you were thinking on that |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 13,2011 10:23am - Alexecutioner ""] i was thinking i was HUNGRY and that i love RALPHS BURGERS. can you blame me? no i didnt think so. almost as interesting as the time i ate a burrito from the Burritos/Pizza place next to the Midway. something actually came up while i was on stage, not good... |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 13,2011 12:19pm - Samantha ""] Only texting your booking partner from the bathroom to ask them to cue up the music between bands because Ralph's chili gave you major diarrhea is real. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2011 12:25pm - Mark_R ""] It's hard to argue with those burgers at Ralph's |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 13,2011 12:28pm - MetalThursday ""] Samantha said:Only texting your booking partner from the bathroom to ask them to cue up the music between bands because Ralph's chili gave you major diarrhea is real. I remember getting that text... it began with "When you're sliding into first..." |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 13,2011 12:29pm - Samantha ""] When you're climbing up a ladder... |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 13,2011 12:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Mark_R said:It's hard to argue with those burgers at Ralph's yes.. they always win. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 27,2012 3:23pm - arilliusbm ""] fuck stage art. stage fart or YOTTB |