Why Men and Women Cant be friends[views:6882][posts:69]______________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 2:29pm - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 2:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] old news |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 3:01pm - posbleak ""] [img] Guys, handle your shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 3:10pm - Alx_Casket ""] I can be friends with women, but I think I'm like, one of the few. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 3:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have many women friends. i only want to sleep with the attractive ones. GO FIGURE. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 3:16pm - Mark_R ""] I like how the "being there for you" panel shows it as via computer chat box. So true. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 4:47pm - death. ""] friends? with a woman? why would i do that? |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 4:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] death. said:friends? with a woman? why would i do that? so they dont call the police after you rape them. duh. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 6:52pm - my_dying_bride ""] found this while watching that bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 7:03pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] posbleak said:[img] Guys, handle your shit. *Ding* |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 7:29pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Women are like Mattapan, once you get in too deep...There's no way out. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 7:58pm - Burnsy ""] Randy_Marsh said:Women are like Mattapan, once you get in too deep...There's no way out. So much truth. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 8:25pm - arilliusbm ""] It's so obvious who wants to bang who, even within the local metal crowd. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2011 11:07pm - demondave ""] are you hitting on me? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 12:05am - Alx_Casket ""] arilliusbm: undressing me with his eyes since 2007. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:02am - the_reverend ""] Alx_Casket said:I can be friends with women, but I think I'm like, one of the few.translation: tired to bang, she said "no, I'm going to date this jerk" |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:24am - deathchick ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:38am - Lamp nli ""] Dating is the worst shit ever. I think at this point I'd be cool with never having sex again just to avoid all the idiotic stigma attached to it. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 8:33am - burnsy ""] deathchick said: bennyhillifier This to the 15th power. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 8:38am - CurlyRed ""] Being female, I have a lot of male friends. I find them easier to deal with than most females lol |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 8:46am - arilliusbm ""] 9 times outta 10 men are thinking with their cock brain. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 10:01am - pam ""] This is because men are overly emotional. Old news. I love my guy friends. Sometimes I love them enough to sleep with them and ruin their lives. *shrug* |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 10:04am - AIDS ""] BY GIVING THEM AIDS |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 10:13am - pam ""] Shhh...don't tell them, idiot. You're fucking up my master plan. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 10:46am - Yeti ""] it wouldn't be so difficult if people weren't neurotic dickbags. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 11:01am - CurlyRed ""] Yeti said:it wouldn't be so difficult if people weren't neurotic dickbags. lol yeah I hear you there...just gotta cut those people loose out of your life. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 11:03am - Alx_Casket ""] where's boxxy? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 11:22am - Ridahs ""] I usually bone all my female friends eventually, or date them. Pretty much all my female friends fall under one or the other. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 12:47pm - Yeti ""] i have many friends who are female. if i were single, i would bone many of them. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 12:57pm - arilliusbm ""] Yeti said:i have many friends who are female. if i were single, i would bone many of them. This statement slightly dusturbs me |
| _______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 12:59pm - Yeti ""] don't worry, i would bone you too. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:03pm - arilliusbm ""] Men are visually stimulated and are usually turned on that way. Yes, there were many friends that were girls that I would have banged, but in retrospect I am glad I didnt. In all honesty, as I aged, id value a friendship more than wanting to bang. Boring, I know. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:04pm - arktourO‘s ""] Yeti said:it wouldn't be so difficult if people weren't neurotic dickbags. yup. fix yourself before you hook up. take all your feelings and throw them in the tire fire. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:06pm - arilliusbm ""] That being said, when I was a single and lonely man, my boners were openly availavle for vaginal defamation, but that was long ago. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:07pm - arktourO‘s ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said: posbleak said:[img] Guys, handle your shit. *Ding* this is dead on, i see this all the time. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:09pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:Men are visually stimulated and are usually turned on that way. Yes, there were many friends that were girls that I would have banged, but in retrospect I am glad I didnt. In all honesty, as I aged, id value a friendship more than wanting to bang. Boring, I know. i feel the same way. i say i would, but it doesn't mean i actually would. however to deny wondering what it would be like to bone a hot female friend is folly. this isn't an "i don't think of them that way" sort of thing, it just boils down to simple carnal instinct. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:09pm - Yeti ""] which none of us are above. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:13pm - arilliusbm ""] We're all horny construction workers at heart. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:20pm - arktourO‘s ""] arilliusbm said:Men are visually stimulated and are usually turned on that way. right. it's impossible to not visualize most woman we see that way and that won't change. growing up, i had many female friends, and wanted to bone quite a few of em, in most cases knowing it probably wouldn't work out so well. when i was single for a while, now as i push 30 and have a girlfriend, the game completely changes. banging "female friends" doesn't seem as appealing. and the OP video is interesting but only half right. it's totally possible to have female friends without any chance of going down that road. maybe not to a horny college student, which i no longer am...haha |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:23pm - Yeti ""] arktourO‘s said:banging "female friends" doesn't seem as appealing. but at the same time, there will never be a time where the idea won't pop into your head. you just don't care to pursue it anymore. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:24pm - burnsy ""] posbleak said:[img] Yes. She doesn't want to date you because the dickhead she references is more likely to give her children. Also, at ark, well said. Though I'm only 25 and still value a drunken hookup with a female friend and remaining friends after the fact. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:27pm - posbleak ""] Familiarity breeds contempt That's why your longtime female friends aren't fucking you. HTH. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:32pm - arktourO‘s ""] posbleak said:Familiarity breeds contempt That's why your longtime female friends aren't fucking you. HTH. ITT: women are fickle and the grass is always greener |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:33pm - Alx_Casket ""] True. The longer I know a female, the less I want to have sex with them. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:35pm - arktourO‘s ""] burnsy said:drunken hookup with a female friend meh, i'll just go masturbate in the bathroom. pour me another scotch please |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:37pm - Burnsy ""] Haha enjoy, man. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:38pm - arilliusbm ""] To put it bluntly: EVERYONE likes getting off, male and female. The question : do you want to stay commited to a person that makes you happy and fills in your own personal voids, or do you want to keep giving into immediate gratification and stick and move? Like I said, everyone likes getting off, but does moving around like a parasitic whore make someone happy? Maybe to some, but not to everyone. Tony is right about carnal instinct, but you can never replace coitus with someone you're close to, no matter how hot the person is. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:39pm - arilliusbm ""] arktourO‘s said: burnsy said:drunken hookup with a female friend meh, i'll just go masturbate in the bathroom. pour me another scotch please Agreed. That was a young me, but I cant do that anymore. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:42pm - Alx_Casket ""] For once I'm going to agree with aril. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:56pm - Lamp ""] Not that I was ever a ladies man to begin with, but the older I get, the lonelier I feel, and having more friends regardless of who they are sounds good. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:00pm - posbleak ""] Sometimes, girl friends who don't want to fuck you have other girl friends who may feel differently about fucking you And if you're a cool guy that doesn't run their mouths about how all women are whores/calling them "females" like you're a Ferengi then you might even get to meet them someday |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:09pm - arktourO‘s ""] ferengi males are the WORST. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:12pm - Blessed_Offal ""] That first video was obviously edited to shit, either that or they only asked douche-bags. Also, what about ugly chicks? They need friends too. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:17pm - Burnsy ""] Are you talking to me about saying "female?" |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:22pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said: arktourO‘s said: burnsy said:drunken hookup with a female friend meh, i'll just go masturbate in the bathroom. pour me another scotch please Agreed. That was a young me, but I cant do that anymore. now that you're older you can't masturbate in the bathroom and enjoy scotch? FOR SHAME. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:22pm - Yeti ""] and that quote might be the best thing i've ever heard. "meh, i'll just go masturbate in the bathroom. pour me another scotch please". words of wisdom Lloyd, words...of...wisdom. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:33pm - arktourO‘s ""] words of wisdom from yeti driving up to saco: "i'm doing good. i mean, i'm a 30 year old male, if i'm not comfortable with myself, please just fucking kill me now." |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:38pm - arilliusbm ""] "I'm looking for the Butthurt Palace." - Yeti |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 4:08pm - posbleak ""] Hahaha Burnsy, using it as an adjective is totally normal like "the first female President" or "my surgeon is male" It's when "male" and "female" is subbed in for "men" and "women" in a social context that it sounds awkward and skin-crawly |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 4:09pm - josh_hates_you ""] I'm "just friends" with plenty of girls I have had sex with. Sex doesn't really have anything to do with the relationship status between 2 people. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 4:09pm - Burnsy ""] Haha I wouldn't say it's a normative procedure for me. I used that word merely to differentiate it from girl friend. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 4:27pm - posbleak ""] Otherwise you have to roll out that weird Big Pete & Ellen explanation |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 6:42pm - largefreakatzero ""] Try living with someone for 12 years, then talk to me. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 12:37am - demondave ""] arilliusbm said:It's so obvious who wants to bang who, even within the local metal crowd. demondave said: are you hitting on me? i'm not hearing a 'no' |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 3:31am - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:To put it bluntly: EVERYONE likes getting off, male and female. females getting off? ahaha what a myth. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 17,2011 4:23am - pam ""] the_reverend said: arilliusbm said:To put it bluntly: EVERYONE likes getting off, male and female. females getting off? ahaha what a myth. Poor Carina. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 4:29am - the_reverend ""] idk why you had to quote that to say that. Plus, prove me wrong, you can't. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 9:12am - arilliusbm ""] Demondave, What that statement meant is that most metalheads are looking for someone they can relate to, and most men would bend over backwards to fuck any metalhead girl they see. It is usually obvious at shows. Same thing with women, although theyre usually more subtle. I dont know, I always thought it was easy to see when theres sparks flying between two people. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 9:18am - the_reverend ""] there are plenty of people's comments here that I hope got people laid cause they are total faggot. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 17,2011 1:05pm - Lamp ""] I hope for Christmas you get a chip implanted in your brain that translates posts like that from Reverend to English. |