coming soon to drench Graveland sanitary napkins in a vegetarian-friendly venue near you: Botanist (hipster dulcimer BM)[views:3440][posts:25]________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Are you fucking kidding me. http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2011/12/stream_botanist.html With an NPR link so you know it's GFM-approved: http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2011/09/...ered-dulcimer-black-metal-no-really |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:03pm - Alx_Casket ""] This is the natural progression of the genre. Smells like figs and patchouli. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Headlining next year's Scion fest or I'll eat my Peruvian alpaca wool pom pom hat with matching knit beard. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] hammered dulcimer + hipsters = hammering hipsters |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:07pm - Alx_Casket ""] They're probably opening for Agalloch next time they're playing NYC. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:09pm - Blessed_Offal ""] I have decided to ignore this band and it's fans. That is all. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:10pm - josh_hates_you ""] Euronymous in Darkness. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:10pm - Fake Ark ""] Not black metal. carry on. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:11pm - Lamp ""] This hasn't been posted here yet? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:14pm - arilliusbm ""] I love life. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] arilliusbm said:I love life. [/thread] |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:18pm - HeavensJail_nli ""] I'm actually listening to this, and it is neither listenable the way normal music is nor correctly unlistenable the way unlistenable black metal needs to be. It's not interesting, novel, or even particularly original sounding. This is on the level, and with the sound, of Cradle of Filth ripoffs from Beijing and Seoul from five and ten years ago. Other people have had these ideas already, done them better, and still given up on it. That this idiot got as far as a double album bodes poorly for his giving up on it in the future. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:19pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] HeavensJail_nli said:I'm actually listening to this, and it is neither listenable the way normal music is nor correctly unlistenable the way unlistenable black metal needs to be. It's not interesting, novel, or even particularly original sounding. This is on the level, and with the sound, of Cradle of Filth ripoffs from Beijing and Seoul from five and ten years ago. Other people have had these ideas already, done them better, and still given up on it. That this idiot got as far as a double album bodes poorly for his giving up on it in the future. In other words, will be FUCKING HUGE. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:21pm - Yeti ""] I HAVE THE FIRST TWO HOLO-DISCS ON BEESWAX. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:27pm - Blessed_Offal ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:42pm - Fake Ark ""] "There's going to be one band called Cult of Linnaeus that's going to write a song about the godfather of botany, Carl Linnaeus. It's an amazing song — very heavy, very doom, very downtuned, very crushing." sure, take a fleshed-out science and use tired phrases to inject some unnecessary esotericism. guy sounds pretty serious. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 1:43pm - Fake Ark ""] new doom band - Galapagos. turtle shells for drums. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 2:55pm - largefreakatzero ""] Whoever is responsible for making this horrible racket should be beaten mercilessly. What the fuck did I just listen to? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 3:05pm - Eli_HHCB ""] Would be sweet if it didn't sound super lame. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 3:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] hahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 3:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] This sounds EXACTLY like Microwave Pizza when they were using a dino keyboard, and Queef's stage gear consisted of a priest's robe and a black hockey mask (which makes them easily as black metal as some street musician), only they were playing in the Franklin Community Center in the late 90s and not some art space in San Francisco. Therefore I declare SIMPSONS DID IT. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 3:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 4:48pm - joeyvsdavidlopan ""] largefreakatzero said:Whoever is responsible for making this horrible racket should be beaten mercilessly. What the fuck did I just listen to? |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 5:26pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] The guy behind this is the dude from Maelstrom Webzine. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 5:31pm - burnsy ""] Vocals are laughable. Otherwise, it's fairly interesting. Will not download though. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2011 10:37pm - Spaldino ""] this is incredible. |