Post a thread with some real metal
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[Jan 8,2012 8:23am - Manowarrior ""]
Curious to see if you hipsters even know what metal is.
[Jan 8,2012 8:47am - aaron_michael ""]
www.eaglesofdeathmetal.com
I'm doing it right.
[Jan 8,2012 8:52am - awww fuck ""]
bennyhillifier
They're headbanging so they're metal right?
[Jan 8,2012 11:10am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
A+
[Jan 8,2012 11:30am - Manowarrior ""]
Your attempts at humor only reveal more and more that you faggots know nothing about metal what so ever, and only care about trying to be cool like the rest of the hipsters out there.
[Jan 8,2012 12:03pm - Mark_R ""]
I'll make a serious post. There are posters here who are fans of traditional/true/heavy metal. There's just a higher rate of extreme metal bands and fans on the board, that's all.
I haven't seen any posts (and maybe I should make one) about a heavy metal festival taking place out in IL this coming May. I already have a ticket and am planning to drive out to it. It's called Ragnarokkr Metal Apocalypse and the lineup is Wizard (Germany), Virgin Steele, Brocas Helm (reuniting for the show), Pharaoh (singer from Control Denied), Borrowed Time (sweet band from Michigan), and some others. The organizers almost had Sacred Steel and are trying to get Flotsam and Jetsam. Whether Flots get on or not (it would rule if they did) I'm hoping this'll be a good time.
There's also a fest called Warriors of Metal in Ohio which is in July, I believe, which has Helstar, Twisted Tower Dire, Argus, and more on the lineup. If I have the money I wouldn't mind getting out to that one.
[Jan 8,2012 12:27pm - Manowarrior ""]
Brocas Helm is one of the greatest bands of all time.
[Jan 8,2012 12:41pm - NuclearWinter ""]
Manowarrior said:Krokus is one of the greatest bands of all time.
[Jan 8,2012 12:42pm - blessed offal nli ""]
Manowarrior said:Curious to see if you autopsy fans even know what mental kingdom is.
[Jan 8,2012 1:14pm - CurlyRed ""]
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[Jan 8,2012 2:27pm - Chuck Stoat ""]
bennyhillifier
[Jan 8,2012 2:49pm - ThirdKnuckle ""]
Manowarrior said:Brocas Helm is one of the greatest bands of all time.
= Hipster WIN
[Jan 8,2012 3:14pm - Manowarrior ""]
Keep em coming guys. Just more and more proof you have no idea what metal really is about, and only care about being cool with the hip crowd.
You know it to be true. Just come out and say it, you'll feel a lot better when you're in touch with your inner hipster.
[Jan 8,2012 3:28pm - LucidCurse ""]
METAL IS DUCK DUCK GOOSE
[Jan 8,2012 3:29pm - BSV ""]
bennyhillifier
[Jan 8,2012 3:58pm - ThirdKnuckle ""]
Manowarrior said:Keep em coming guys. Just more and more proof you have no idea what metal really is about, and only care about being cool with the hip crowd.
You know it to be true. Just come out and say it, you'll feel a lot better when you're in touch with your inner hipster.
who's more Hipster than they guy who thinks he's the only one who knows what real metal is? List your idea of real metal bands and reveal yourself, Hipsterlicious
[Jan 9,2012 12:15am - troll identity squad ""]
Ben
[Jan 9,2012 12:30am - Randy_Marsh ""]
Lol^
[Jan 9,2012 11:10am - Blessed_Offal ""]
dude manowarrior, thank you SO much for getting me into this album, I'm such a poser for never having heard it before!
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[Jan 9,2012 11:16am - Manowarrior ""]
It's a shit album man, just like every other death metal album I've heard. Not as shit as some, but still a bucket of diarrhea when push comes to shove.
I'm not surprised you like it, based on your music, you know nothing about metal and your taste in music licks monkey rim.
[Jan 9,2012 11:22am - Blessed_Offal ""]
:(
[Jan 9,2012 11:23am - Manowarrior ""]
Little bitch
Just as I figured. Just like the rest of them.
[Jan 9,2012 11:29am - Blessed_Offal ""]
:...(
[Jan 9,2012 12:55pm - PATAC Records ""]
Whimps and posers... leave the hall! MANOWARRIOR please leave the hall. Listen to SLAPSHOT faggot.
[Jan 9,2012 1:00pm - Troll Bro ""]
Hey Raynar... I mean "Manowarrior": don't you have some shitty tattoos you should be working on?
[Jan 10,2012 9:02pm - Thundersteel ""]
Manowarrior said:Brocas Helm is one of the greatest bands of all time.Saw them at Keep it True and met the bass player! They fucking rule.
[Jan 10,2012 9:08pm - Thundersteel ""]
Mark_R said:I'll make a serious post. There are posters here who are fans of traditional/true/heavy metal. There's just a higher rate of extreme metal bands and fans on the board, that's all.
I haven't seen any posts (and maybe I should make one) about a heavy metal festival taking place out in IL this coming May. I already have a ticket and am planning to drive out to it. It's called Ragnarokkr Metal Apocalypse and the lineup is Wizard (Germany), Virgin Steele, Brocas Helm (reuniting for the show), Pharaoh (singer from Control Denied), Borrowed Time (sweet band from Michigan), and some others. The organizers almost had Sacred Steel and are trying to get Flotsam and Jetsam. Whether Flots get on or not (it would rule if they did) I'm hoping this'll be a good time.
There's also a fest called Warriors of Metal in Ohio which is in July, I believe, which has Helstar, Twisted Tower Dire, Argus, and more on the lineup. If I have the money I wouldn't mind getting out to that one.
http://www.facebook.com/events/109289252515006/
Click on it.
[Jan 10,2012 10:16pm - xmikex ""]
THIS IS NOW A BORGABOR V THREAD
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[Jan 10,2012 10:22pm - DEEP THOUGHTS ""]
what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in
god bless you dad
[Jan 10,2012 10:36pm - largefreakatzero ""]
^Haha WTF?
[Jan 10,2012 11:28pm - Mark r ""]
I guess if that happened, my mind, and my chest, would be blown
[Jan 10,2012 11:34pm - nWo BorgAbor ""]
fake troll is fake troll, fake troll is real, fake troll is raynard....