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[Jun 10,2004 8:11pm - Hoser ""]
My penis is wrinkling at the rate of 4 wrinkles per day and an acrid, pungent smell is eminating from under my Meatus. Should I get this checked out?
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[Jun 10,2004 8:13pm - Dissector ""]
Nah, sounds fine, you should be all right.
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[Jun 10,2004 8:14pm - succubus ""]
what happens when you yank it?
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[Jun 10,2004 9:23pm - baneofexistence ""]
ok get 4 bandaids, 1 pair of scissors, 2 bottles ibuprophin, and an anvil

grasp at base of the head pull outward

take scissors cut 1/2 and inch away from torso and balls

apply bandaids to wound

take ibuprophin 2ea every 4 hours

if pain is unbrearable pick up anvil and drop on your big toe(make note you have 10 toes drop anvil on toes as needed for pain) this should take you rmind off of the pain from you new wound where you penis used to be

may i see you hmo card please and that a 10 co payment for the office visit

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[Jun 10,2004 9:48pm - Iren_the_Viking ""]
have you tried drinking your problems away? or atleast until your too drunk to realize you have a problem?
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[Jun 11,2004 2:49am - JellyFish ""]
cut it off!!!! Post it on Ogrish!!!!
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[Jun 11,2004 4:05am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Please wait until it's infected before you do anything about it.
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[Jun 11,2004 5:53pm - Robdeadskin ""]
I'm not coming to you guys with heath issues....fuck


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