and the Oscar goes to........[views:4668][posts:20]______________________________________ [Jan 25,2012 10:59am - Josh_Martin ""] [img]\ best movie ever made. Trust me. I had to watch it 10 times before I got the subtle and understated genius of this movie. It is BRILLIANT!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2012 11:02am - Josh_Martin ""] you guys think I'm kidding. Me and two friends watched this movie 3 times in a row last night. It is BRILLIANT |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2012 11:05am - Josh_Martin ""] ""A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and HITLER, the town is a strange place but that doesn't stop the band's lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world."" |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2012 11:06am - Josh_Martin ""] and the best part is, they're not even hard rock. They sound like LOVERBOY!!! Genius!!!!!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2012 11:08am - Josh_Martin ""] ....and yes, Hitler is totally in the movie. AND he gets turned into a zombie at the end (but not before he fucks Eva Braun in front of his own grandkids, BEST MOVIE EVER) |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2012 2:03pm - Katatonicnli ""] I saw this movie about 5 years ago, and it had been completely removed form my memory till right now. Wish it would have stayed removed. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 25,2012 2:27pm - Josh_Martin ""] you fail at movie liking |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2012 5:15pm - largefreakatzero ""] Josh_Martin said:....and yes, Hitler is totally in the movie. AND he gets turned into a zombie at the end (but not before he fucks Eva Braun in front of his own grandkids, BEST MOVIE EVER) This sounds brilliant. I can't wait to make my wife sit through it while I pound beers and laugh hysterically. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 25,2012 5:29pm - Katatonic ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 26,2012 12:49pm - Josh_Martin ""] Street Angel is the best song in the movie |
| _______________________________ [Jan 26,2012 12:53pm - Yeti ""] Katatonicnli said:I saw this movie about 5 years ago, and it had been completely removed form my memory till right now. Wish it would have stayed removed. hahahaha was it my fault? i own a copy of this and have for many years. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 26,2012 2:21pm - Veener Schnitzle ""] Cassie has some very sexy and full eyebrowz! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 26,2012 2:23pm - Veener Schnitzle ""] She probably has a bin ladens beard sized winter-bush too, w/ any hope |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 26,2012 5:36pm - Katatonic ""] Yeti - It may be. I know I watched it at that apartment. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 26,2012 5:37pm - Katatonic ""] Did we watch it the same night that we watched Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man)??? |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 26,2012 6:28pm - Headbanging_Man ""] I thought it sucked. The midget looks kinda like the midget from Seinfeld, but totally isn't, total rip off. Black Roses + Trick Or Treat or GTFO! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 27,2012 9:05am - Josh_Martin ""] Cassie's eyebrows are EPIC. Its like she shaved her pussy, split the hair pile in two and glued each half to her face. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 27,2012 9:07am - Josh_Martin ""] Headbanging_Man said:I thought it sucked. The midget looks kinda like the midget from Seinfeld, but totally isn't, total rip off. Black Roses + Trick Or Treat or GTFO! There were two midgets and Hard Rock Zombies pre-dates Seinfeld by 5 years. the Heavy Rollers are way better than Black Roses. At least they wrote their own songs and didnt need Fastway to play for them. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 27,2012 9:22am - the_reverend ""] Veener%20Schnitzle said:Cassie has some very sexy and full eyebrowz!and probably a full ass muff too |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 27,2012 9:23am - the_reverend ""] I've been putting off black roses. Maybe I'll watch it tuesday. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 27,2012 9:29am - Veener Schnitzle ""] the_reverend said: Veener%20Schnitzle said:Cassie has some very sexy and full eyebrowz!and probably a full ass muff too Wonder how it sounds.... [img] |