Relaxation techniques[views:11223][posts:79]____________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 10:56am - Alx_Casket ""] This topic came to mind because I enjoy the task of shoveling snow during the winter, and I feel slightly off since I've only had to shovel once. Dealing with snow usually balances out the warmer months, when I garden and do yard work. That mostly entails pulling invasive weeds out from my yard, which I then let dry and use to start fires. This is opposed to my neighbors who use chemicals to kill whatever they don't want growing, then ask me how I get my lawn looking so healthy. There's also riding bmx, hiking, golfing, and looking at pictures of cats, obvi. What does everyone do to relax their mind and body? I'm sure everyone on this site can agree that music is satisfying in various degrees. What else do you find soothing? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 11:05am - Randy_Marsh ""] Jerk off. Do drugs/drink. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 11:30am - largefreakatzero ""] Taking the lives of helpless woodland creatures then preparing them into delicious meals. Cleaning guns. No idea why, but it relaxes me. Then of course, the obvious various intoxicants. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 11:41am - Mark_R ""] Alx_Casket said:This topic came to mind because I enjoy the task of shoveling snow during the winter, +1. One thing I sometimes miss about growing up in my parents house during the winter. Always hated gardening though. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 11:44am - posbleak ""] Smoking a bowl and going for a run, followed by yoga, followed by a hot shower Star Trek: TNG is like a pacifier Cleaning, helping people organize or pack, pretending to be that crabby bitch from What Not to Wear and helping people clean out their wardrobes |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 11:54am - the_reverend ""] Jerking on |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 11:54am - the_reverend ""] largefreakatzero said:Cleaning guns. No idea why, but it relaxes me.it's the solvents. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 11:56am - SkinSandwich ""] Hooker head. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 11:57am - arktouros ""] everything everybody has mentioned, except i wish i had a gun to clean. video games. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 11:58am - arktouros ""] also time-travel in tabletop RPGs. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 11:59am - RustyPS should be working ""] Randy_Marsh said:Jerk off. Drink. This sums it up for me |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 12:00pm - Veener Schnitzle ""] Changing guitar strings. Don't know why, this used to aggravate the shit outta me, now its therapeutic. Taking a shit always relaxes me, to the point of sleeping on the can sometimes:bartmoon: |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 12:00pm - arktouros ""] my wardrobe does need a purge, i have one too many dragonforce and goatwhore shirts. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 12:01pm - RustyPS should be working ""] arktouros said:video games. Actually, this does the exact opposite cause when something doesn't go my way, I get frustrated lol |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 12:10pm - narkybark ""] Hit yourself in the head with a stick until you can't. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 12:15pm - Alx_Casket ""] Veener%20Schnitzle said:Changing guitar strings. Don't know why, this used to aggravate the shit outta me, now its therapeutic. Taking a shit always relaxes me, to the point of sleeping on the can sometimes:bartmoon: Agreed. Taking a shit at work is the closest I'm going to get to a george costanza desk nap. And changing strings on a 7 string bass is like an all-afternoon zen session. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 12:17pm - posbleak ""] ark bring it all to my house, I'll turn the rejects into throw pillows |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 12:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said: arktouros said:video games. Actually, this does the exact opposite cause when something doesn't go my way, I get frustrated lol same |
| _____________________________ [Feb 3,2012 1:08pm - Yeti ""] play Castlevania: Symphony of the Night until my eyes fall out. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 3,2012 1:15pm - Yeti ""] the_reverend said:Jacking on [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 1:28pm - Geminiii ""] Mixing bands recordings Hiking and lifting weights Music Being around my gf |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 1:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Preparing imaginary monsters for my friends to imaginarily slaughter with imagination swords. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 1:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] also firin mah troll lazer |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 2:41pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Yeti said:play Castlevania: Symphony of the Night until my eyes fall out. Word son |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 2:59pm - DukeManjunk ""] pull ups with just my middle fingers, i try to do 70 everyday. seriously. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 2:59pm - grandmotherweb ""] make things in the shop. do circus-y stuff. avoid the internet. play loud music and attempt to keep my library of hoarded recycled crap organized: a pile for everything, and everything in its pile. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 3,2012 3:22pm - Yeti ""] grandmotherweb said:force bands to live up to Kratos status at Ralphs on a nightly basis. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 3:26pm - the_reverend ""] arktouros said:everything everybody has mentioned, except i wish i had a gun to clean. video games.you do have a gun to clean. JERK OFF! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 4:45pm - bitch_please ""] ITT: a lot of ineffective coping mechanisms. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 4:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] doping > coping |
| _____________________________ [Feb 3,2012 5:18pm - Yeti ""] 'cause dope and booze don't help to hide |
| ______________________________ [Feb 3,2012 5:20pm - aril ""] meditating. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 5:21pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] not going on rttp |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 5:22pm - ariIlius_bm ""] Perpetually trolling. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 5:33pm - DukeManjunk ""] shoot people,not dope. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 6:34pm - Sevendust ""] My relaxation technique was always to bust a fat load on Samantha's Tits |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 7:01pm - Samantha ""] Get your gangrenous semen the fukkattaheyah... |
| ________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 9:31pm - t2daeek ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2012 11:52pm - demondave ""] There's always zombie porn |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2012 2:05pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2012 3:06pm - trioxin245 ""] watching silent movies on mute while playing records. slapping women. one-fingered push-ups. seriously. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2012 3:11pm - Alx_Casket ""] posbleak said: Star Trek: TNG is like a pacifier Been watching TNG for the past few months, almost done with it. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2012 4:40pm - Cherpoopbreath ""] Huffing shit seems to make me feel better. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 23,2012 4:43pm - the_reverend ""] I thought this was about anal. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 23,2012 4:52pm - chrisREX ""] trioxin245 said:watching silent movies on mute [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2012 4:53pm - trioxin245 ""] THAT WAS THE JOKE BRO |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 23,2012 11:09pm - MotleyGrue ""] sucking on/playing with tits is always relaxing to me. |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Oct 23,2012 11:49pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 2:41am - Lamp nli ""] I really like drawing. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 6:23am - truequintessence_nli ""] Listening to music is about the only thing that relaxes me, that and exercise of any kind. Anything other than that is just something else that makes me anxious, stressed, agrivated and makes it hard to stay sober/clean. :\\ |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 10:20am - trioxin245 ""] whats up with exercise relaxing people? I mean i like excercise but it suuuuuucks. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 10:25am - Alx_Casket ""] http://www.webmd.com/depression/guide/exercise-depression |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:24am - trioxin245 ""] depression is for faggots. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:32am - AndrewBastard ""] ^^ yup |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:38am - trioxin245 ""] everyone gets sad and bummed out, calling it a 'condition' like depression is just making excuses and using it as a crutch. Excercise to be healthier or gtfo. Also on that note, only recreational drugs are real. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:41am - arilliusbm ""] Depression is caused by chemical imbalances in the brain. It has nothing to do with people making excuses, although a lot of pseudo-depressed FB idiots do. I don't know if you're serious or not, but real depression isn't to be fucked around with. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:41am - trioxin245 ""] it's kind of like the whole 'its not your kids fault hes doing bad in school, he has a DISORDER.' fuck that shit, all it does is allow the person to avoid being accountable for sucking at school. your kid doesnt have some made up ADD bulshit, he just hates school and needs a smack to remind him not to fuck around. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:43am - trioxin245 ""] Theyve been telling me my whole life Im clinically depressed. Fuck all that bullshit, life isnt that hard. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:46am - trioxin245 ""] Im not saying it isnt a real thing, Ive just seen too many people whine about how theres nothing they can do about their shitty life because they have 'chemical imbalances' instead of just manning the fuck up, being accountable, and making the changes that need to be made to have the life they want. If a shithole person like me can do it, anyone can. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:47am - arilliusbm ""] I've got low-level drepression (dysthymic disorder) and fucking love it. It makes everything negative and makes writing music easier. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:48am - chrisREX ""] I get hungover depression, but then I eat a cheeseburger and it all works out. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:49am - Alx_Casket ""] The link I shared was to show that exercise releases endorphins, but nice off-topic discussion. Carry on, and I hope you come to terms with your condition Rossi. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:53am - trioxin245 ""] ITT: a goofy kid asks me to slap him |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:55am - arilliusbm ""] My ex made me get on Paxil. FUCK THAT. sucked hard. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:57am - Alx_Casket ""] ITT: some sad kid gets butthurt |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 11:59am - arilliusbm ""] To release endorphins, all yous gotta do is bite into a Habanero Pepper. Noobs. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 12:06pm - Alx_Casket ""] I need to golf more. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 12:43pm - Mark_R ""] me too |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 12:50pm - trioxin245 ""] seriously alex, please, pleeeeeease say that to my face. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 12:52pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Alx_Casket said:The link I shared was to show that exercise releases endorphins, but nice off-topic discussion. Carry on, and I hope you come to terms with your condition Rossi. Why did this upset you, Ross? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 1:02pm - posbleak ""] Alx_Casket said:I need to golf more. It's hard to relax under the gaze of that dinosaur [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 1:12pm - morbid illusion ""] trioxin245 said:seriously alex, please, pleeeeeease say that to my face. why do you always got to get butthurt? |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 1:14pm - arilliusbm ""] He is probably mad because it comes off as condescending. Nothing new here, move along folks. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 1:27pm - morbid illusion ""] well that makes sense, ok |
| ______________________________ [Oct 24,2012 1:39pm - ark ""] took a run and a cooldown after work, vaped up and put on champion's league soccer. THAT SHIT WORKED. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 2:01pm - Alx_Casket ""] I agree with there being too many people claiming they're "depressed" just because they had a bad day, but true depression is a neurochemical state as aril said. That difference is one of the things I use for lyrical content when writing songs. And sorry Ross, that was a romney thing for me to say and didn't mean to insult you. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 2:09pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Alx_Casket said:And sorry Ross, that was a romney thing for me to say. lol! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 2:30pm - BlackoutRick ""] Chemical imbalance = crazy |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 24,2012 2:39pm - Alx_Casket ""] Gimme some of that olde time stigma. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 25,2012 9:54pm - shitty ""] Alx_Casket said:Gimme some of that olde time stigma. me too. besides music, painting really helps. find a nice girl to exercise with ( : |