Curvy?[views:16847][posts:86]________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:21am - Burnsy ""] "Curvy" girl from Glee Okay so did I miss something? I had this perception of the word curvy that I considered extremely desirable. When I think curvy, I think of the Brazilian waitresses at the Brazil Grill by my house. Even the picture of this chick when she dropped a couple dress sizes is not curvy in my opinion. I know people want to use the best descriptors of themselves, positive mental outlook yadda yadda but c'mon. What gives? Edit: So you don't have to open that article [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:23am - Alx_Casket ""] Don't hate me because I'm rubenesque. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:24am - Alx_Casket ""] In before NOMAAM |
| ________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:25am - Burnsy ""] Haha I almost put that in the OP. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:26am - quintessence ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:29am - Burnsy ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:30am - the_reverend ""] she is more lumpy and rowly than curvy. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:32am - RustyPS ""] I didn't read the article, but if I had to guess, I would say the writer(s) are using curvy to be as polite about her weight as possible. I'm assuming if instead of curvy, they wrote "the fat coon from Glee," they would have a problem on their hands. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:34am - arilliusbm ""] Old news. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:36am - largefreakatzero ""] RustyPS said:I didn't read the article, but if I had to guess, I would say the writer(s) are using curvy to be as polite about her weight as possible. I'm assuming if instead of curvy, they wrote "the fat coon from Glee," they would have a problem on their hands. Coon? Hahaha. Also, WOULDN'T. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:36am - Burnsy ""] RustyPS said:I would say the writer(s) are using curvy to be as polite about her weight as possible. Definitely. It's just sad that there really are curvy girls and the term is being watered down because people are so fucking sensitive. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:38am - RustyPS ""] largefreakatzero said: RustyPS said:I didn't read the article, but if I had to guess, I would say the writer(s) are using curvy to be as polite about her weight as possible. I'm assuming if instead of curvy, they wrote "the fat coon from Glee," they would have a problem on their hands. Coon? Hahaha. Also, WOULDN'T. Felt like switching it up a little...coon is a funny word |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:52am - posbleak nli ""] Speaking as a chunkster-in-recovery, part of it's because all the other positively-spun words for "fat" basically mean "boobs" now Voluptuous = boobs Curvacious = boobs Full-figured = boobs Zaftig = boobs Plus-sized = boobs Reubenesque = a big pile of bullshit So if you don't magically carry it all in your tits then you're left with "fluffy" or "curvy" which are both pretty nasty Personally I like "hulking" and "lard-assed" but I find that being honest with yourself makes for good motivation Do fat guys have a preference or should we just keep calling them "fat guys?" |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:57am - Alx_Casket ""] "Server support oaf" is the PC term for fat dudes. |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 10:06am - illinoisenemaBradness ""] if her Spanks break a seam she'd look like a busted can of biscuits jus' sayin' [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 10:07am - Burnsy ""] posbleak%20nli said: Voluptuous = boobs Curvacious = boobs Full-figured = boobs It's too bad because none of those words mean boobs to me. Whatever happened to pleasantly plump or big boned lol? Give us back our words for women that aren't emaciated or obese but truly curvy!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 10:16am - Samantha ""] I'm going to be captain obvious here and say that curvy means you have CURVES. See example below. [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 10:18am - Burnsy ""] Yes. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 10:19am - posbleak nli ""] "Lane Bryant Consumer" will be the new "curvy" just you wait |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 10:19am - Alx_Casket ""] "american cut" |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 10:22am - largefreakatzero ""] The misuse of the term "curvy" is just a by-product of the fat mess this country has become. Eat healthier, eat less and exercise more, it's not that hard. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 10:24am - arilliusbm ""] largefreakatzero said:The misuse of the term "curvy" is just a by-product of the fat mess this country has become. Eat healthier, eat less and exercise more, it's not that hard. Yes it is. Cake, pie, cookies, GIVE ME IT ALL |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 10:27am - Goatrider ""] I suppose if fat chicks want to be called something less offensive, we could just go with "plump." Maybe if that's not good enough, "plump and jolly." Which reminds one of Santa. Everyone loves Santa! |
| _______________________________ [Feb 24,2012 10:36am - Yeti ""] Fat Sweaty Betty you bitch aint nuthin new Her ma's used to babysit me back when we was two We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank Well uh, she moved across town and never came back Until the other day I seen her at the Chicken Shack She said her name was Betty I cant believe this shit The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beotch She said "hey J, tell me how you been" She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin I told her hold still and flicked it off her face And said "Betty oh Betty what ya say we leave this place?" I took her back to the crib and hit it all night I let my fingers run across the rippled cellulite Ewwww, it was nasty, but I dont let it bother me She rolled over, fuckin knocked the wind outta me I coudnt breath she wouldnt stop, Im almost dead I took the lamp and busted out her fuckin head We got dressed, I gave her little kiss goodbye Fat Sweaty Betty, my fat sweaty pumpkin pie Big fat slop of shit people call Betty Flaps of fat on the back her neck, sweaty Boogers running out her nose all over her lips Cant tell the difference from her titties to her hips But fuck all that cuz I wanna see tha neden I hadda see the cat, that cheesy cheeda cheden Rode my bike to her house, hey yo Betty let me in Im packin some snack cakes, Bitch let me in I can hear her commin down the stairs She opened up tha door in her mutha fuckin underwears Ewww, shit fuck that I'm turnin back But no the door shut and she going for tha cake snacks I said relax hoe, Im here on business You can have tha candy but first you gotta wait a bit I need a favor, come on Betty drop them drawers Ahhhh, I knew it, Betty had balls Oh no, here come that ass From the top of the dresser with the Yokozuna Splash I wish I never came, Oh boy do I wish She fat sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 11:11am - FuckIsMySignature ""] ATTN: BobNomaamRooney |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 11:13am - Burnsy ""] Repost. ;-) |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 11:13am - CurlyRed ""] I am guessing curvy won't hurt the overly sensitive...:P |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 11:23am - arilliusbm ""] http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/w4m/2867883525.html Looking for something and someone interesting. I'm good looking, thick/curvy/bbw depending on where you draw the line, 5'7 and active. Educated, successful and interesting with a love for sports (specifically basketball), cooking, 90s R&B, travelling, good guys, and just just getting out in the world. Tell me a little about yourself and what you are looking for and let's see where it goes. Look forward to hearing from you! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 11:24am - arilliusbm ""] "DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE" |
| __________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 11:25am - RustyPS ""] You know what that Craigslist posting tells me? She likes black guys |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 11:26am - Burnsy ""] Haha I was about to quote the same line. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 11:28am - the_reverend ""] I like a girl that I can pick up, throw around and smack up if need be. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 11:29am - FuckIsMySignature ""] this thread should be in the kitchen making me food. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 11:30am - RustyPS ""] She ate your food, Tom....so much of it, that now she's "curvy" |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:05pm - Burnsy ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:09pm - Burnsy ""] 0:250000002 to the end is teh lulz |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:39pm - Samefag ""] posbleak%20nli said:Speaking as a chunkster-in-recovery, part of it's because all the other positively-spun words for "fat" basically mean "boobs" now Voluptuous = boobs Curvacious = boobs Full-figured = boobs Zaftig = boobs Plus-sized = boobs Reubenesque = a big pile of bullshit So if you don't magically carry it all in your tits then you're left with "fluffy" or "curvy" which are both pretty nasty Words don't make you look better. Diet and exercise make you look better. You want voluptuous to look sexy (or reubenesque), you need a time-machine or a fetish site. Meanwhile, the average guy likes a girl to look at minimum HEALTHY, and at best something akin to Jessica Rabbit, the epitome of "curvy". Or that Mad Men chick. Someone post a picture of that woman for me. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:43pm - Yeti ""] epitome of curvy = Salma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Yeti said:epitome of curvy = Salma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn schwing! [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:47pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:49pm - arilliusbm ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:51pm - posbleak nli ""] Samefag said: Words don't make you look better. Diet and exercise make you look better. ... Or that Mad Men chick. Someone post a picture of that woman for me. Yep, nothing like running and eating real food and fitting into skinny jeans to up your self image AND HERE YOU GO [img] I wish to die with my face in that cleavage; she makes a great case for the boob job |
| _______________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:53pm - Yeti ""] if the nipple to boob ratio is bad, that would be a disappointing discovery. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:53pm - arilliusbm ""] DO NOT WANT HAS PENIS |
| _______________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:54pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:DO WANT PENIS |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:54pm - arilliusbm ""] Yeti said:if the nipple to boob ratio is bad, that would be a disappointing discovery. Pepperoni nipples or pencil erasers. Or normal ones? Or the ones that take up the whole boob? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:56pm - Yeti ""] areola can be no larger than a 50 cent piece. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:58pm - arilliusbm ""] Coffee filter areolaz |
| _______________________________ [Feb 24,2012 12:58pm - Yeti ""] i am enjoying a nipple, not exploring Mars. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 1:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] martian nipples? ACK? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 1:05pm - arilliusbm ""] LOL |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 1:05pm - josh_hates_you ""] I know this is a curvy thread about fat bitches abusing the term curvy, but I hate the fact that all fat bitches now call themselves BBW....... Listen shamoo, you might be big and you might have a vagina but seriously......wtf. Do not want. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 1:06pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 1:07pm - arilliusbm ""] BBM BIG BONERED MAN? |
| ______________________________ [Feb 24,2012 1:15pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 1:15pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 1:17pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 2:23pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] [img] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 2:37pm - Alx_Casket ""] hell yeah |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 9:51am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 10:00am - the_reverend ""] largefreakatzero said:The misuse of the term "curvy" is just a by-product of the fat mess this country has become. Eat healthier, eat less and exercise more, it's not that hard.truth. If you want to be a lumpy mass, then don't wonder why the guy "all of a sudden" has a meeting to get to after fucking you. Instead of going for round 2. Working on that awesome personality some more... that would really help. Not. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 11:32am - The Best Troll Eva ""] the_reverend said:truth. If you want to be a lumpy mass, then don't wonder why the guy "all of a sudden" has a meeting to get to after fucking you. Spoken like a man who has had a lot of men run off to meetings after fucking him. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 11:44am - the_reverend ""] Truth hurts. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 11:58am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] enough talk, more fat chick photos |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 1:22pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] WTF is wrong with just "fat"? Can we maybe just get over the stupid associations one word has before we try and switch it around with new ones that mean the same thing? There are fat chicks, that, let's just say, I totally would. There are some that I would not. Was that so hard? |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 1:33pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 1:42pm - GUYnli ""] i dont think of big girls at "fat or curvy" but rather JUICY like a fuckin big watermelon or something |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 1:47pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 1:49pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 7:08pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] DestroyYouAlot said:WTF is wrong with just "fat"? Can we maybe just get over the stupid associations one word has before we try and switch it around with new ones that mean the same thing? There are fat chicks, that, let's just say, I totally would. There are some that I would not. Was that so hard? Exactly [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 7:19pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 7:51pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said: DestroyYouAlot said:WTF is wrong with just "fat"? Can we maybe just get over the stupid associations one word has before we try and switch it around with new ones that mean the same thing? There are fat chicks, that, let's just say, I totally would. There are some that I would not. Was that so hard? Exactly I just feel like, if we're gonna have all these precious codewords to avoid calling the thing that it is, what it is (when I was 240 pounds, my midsection was not sheathed in a thick layer of "zaftig"), we need some kind of Homeland Security-style color chart to keep'em straight. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 8:04pm - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:[img]I prefer girls that look like carrots |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 9:51pm - the_reverend ""] like i said, i like girls that i can pick up. i know ive been getting stronger and stronger and all, but there is a limit to how big i want to get in order to have the option for standing up sex. plus, girls like it when you swingg them around like ragdolls right? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 25,2012 11:38pm - Samantha ""] Yeah. Girls are into that. Millions of years of evolution dictate that women are more likely to want men who are bigger and stronger than they are. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2012 2:21am - i_am_not_me ""] the_reverend said:like i said, i like girls This is where I knew the post was a lie. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 27,2012 8:23pm - Burnsy ""] I went to this party in 2004 or 2005. The hosts were playing fat chick porn. The kind of porn that the clerk asked them why they were even buying it. The hilarious part of it was that this dude had hot rod flames tattooed on his cock but he couldn't get it hard. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2012 11:11pm - shannon ""] cant I just ate a bunch of sun chips while listening to "black metal isolation",is that wrong? Now I am listening to Leviathan |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2012 11:32pm - Burnsy ""] What? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2012 11:34pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 28,2012 3:01am - Lamp nli ""] i_am_not_me said: the_reverend said:like i said, i like girls This is where I knew the post was a lie. Everybody was kung-fu lollin'... |
| ______________________________ [Feb 28,2012 7:25am - Yeti ""] Burnsy said:What? reputations must be upheld at all costs, even when completely irrelevant. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 5,2012 6:59pm - Burnsy ""] What the fuck? [img] WHAT FUCKING CURVES? Edit: The caption on the yahoo homepage says Taylor Swift Shows Off Her Curves. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 5,2012 8:49pm - largefreakatzero ""] She looks like she needs a large steak and cheese. Or 10. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 6,2012 7:10am - Yeti ""] she looks like a dorky guy. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 6,2012 7:16am - RustyPS ""] DEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP |