"KEVORD" is a metal elitist asshole[views:8105][posts:70]____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 9:40am - carcass66 ""] seriously dude, why dont you say all of this to our faces. you think youre so right just because youre like 6 years older then us. shut the fuck up and let.us listen to music. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 9:42am - bobnomaamrooney ""] Heartwork=worst album in metal history |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 9:42am - DestroyYouAlot ""] carcass66 said:seriously dude, why dont you say all of this to our faces. signed, anonymous NLI guy |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 9:44am - arilliusbm ""] troll identified |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 9:44am - largefreakatzero ""] ITT: [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 9:53am - Josh_Martin ""] bobnomaamrooney said:Heartwork=worst album in metal history pretty much. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 12:01pm - KEVORD ""] Well durrrrrr. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 1:47pm - shutupgreg ""] bobnomaamrooney said:EVERY ANAL CUNT ALBUM=worst album in metal history |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 1:55pm - trioxin 245nli ""] carcass66 said:seriously dude, why dont you say all of this to our faces. you think youre so right just because youre like 6 years older then us. shut the fuck up and let.us listen to music. KEVORD > YOU and I don't know either of you. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 2:00pm - KEVORD ""] Stay on topic. This Tiger Beat article is about me. I'm 33 6'2 240 lbs. Born in Methuen Ma. Currently reside in Worcester with my wife and 3 cats. My favorite color is red. My favorite food is chinese. My drink of choice is Jack and coke and my turnoffs are posers under 30 and turtle knecks. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 2:02pm - dreadkill ""] i hate those turtling bitches on the vancouver knecks too |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 3:24pm - the_reverend ""] someone make a kickstart page about this. would donate. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 4:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ^ I better at least get a "KEVORD is a metal elitist asshole" totebag out of the deal. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 4:17pm - ABastard NLI ""] TURTLE KNEX |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 4:19pm - trioxin 245nli ""] What about posers OVER 30? |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 4:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 4:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said:[img] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 4:44pm - KEVORD ""] Quality thread. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 5:13pm - carcass66 ""] yea this elitist guy feels the need to post his height and weight because hes some sort of tough guy. he is also manowarrior for you newb faggots who are born before 1980. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 5:24pm - KEVORD ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Mar 13,2012 5:29pm - Yeti ""] KEVORD HAS A METAL ASSHOLE |
| ________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 5:33pm - KEVORD ""] I need one. I shit four times today. Beer mud from last night. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 5:34pm - carcass66 ""] this guy talks trash about the young kids but I never see him at palladium shows and he lives in worcester. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 5:38pm - KEVORD ""] LOL this troll is now obvious troll. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 5:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] RICKROLL IDENTIFIED |
| ________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 5:41pm - KEVORD ""] And for the record I'm not Manowarrior. I like Manowar signed in. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 5:45pm - trioxin_245 ""] trioxin%20245nli said:What about posers OVER 30?also wasn't me |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 5:46pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] I found over 30 posers in my relapse grab bag. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 5:52pm - Chernobyl ""] KevORB |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 6:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] carcass66 said:I never see him at palladium shows and he lives in worcester. Sounds like a distinguished gentleman of refined tastes. What's YOUR problem? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 6:52pm - Josh_Martin ""] I just gotta say (and I realize Im responding to a troll here) but I think even the worst AC record (which Im not gonna say which one I think that is, im drunk but not THAT drunk) is better than Heartwork. Sure there's probably been worse records than Heartwork. But when you take into account how awesome a band was BEFORE they're shitty record came out...Naw dude. Heartwork is just horribible. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 6:54pm - Josh_Martin ""] and I already said I was drunk so anyone that points out my spelling errors is uber gay |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 7:20pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""] i like heartwork. Nothing sounds like that album. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 7:21pm - trioxin_245 ""] AndrewBastard%20NLI said:i like heartwork. Nothing sounds like that album.lol |
| ________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 7:23pm - KEVORD ""] I'm sure Notshaver likes Swansong. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 7:28pm - dyingmuse ""] Heartwork was a solid record. It's no SOS or Necrotism, but a well written, melodic metal record. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 7:29pm - Chernobyl ""] I enjoy Heartwork quite a bit.. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 7:33pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Heartwork? More like SHARTwork |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 7:34pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Swansong, more like Mom's Dong. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 7:54pm - dyingmuse ""] That is a seriously ignorant statement. I am not going to get into a big internet battle about someones personal taste, but to call it shit? come on now, what have you done that even touches that record, especially for the time? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 7:54pm - trioxin_245 ""] If heartwork is your favorite Carcass record, then you're missing the point of Carcass. |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 7:59pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""] i think everyone that likes heartwork is aware of the fact that carcass sounded completely different up to that album but that doesnt make it a bad album. COC were ahardcore band until Deliverence (or blind even) and that doesnt mean Deliverence sucks. In fact it kicks ass. Doesnt mean i dont like early COC too (although in this example..i kinda dont like early COC but thats just like...my opinion) also..what bands/albums sound like heartwork? i wanna check them out. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:01pm - Chernobyl ""] Two different eras of carcass. One is grind and the other is death metal, there is no "missing the point"...pretty ridiculous thing to say. What about people who like death more than Grind? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:12pm - trioxin_245 ""] The point is they helped to pioneer a style of music and then started playing generic music, so most people would appreciate what they did that was groundbreaking, rather than the mediocre genre albums. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:15pm - trioxin_245 ""] This song is the basis for every Blessed Offal song, even though we sound nothing like it. bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:17pm - arktouros ""] Hey hey hey!! If you want to bash heartwork, start a new thread! This thread is for kevord bashing ONLY. Also the phrase "worst AC record" implies there's a best AC record which is just hilarious. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:17pm - Chernobyl ""] I think Heartwork is well over mediocre |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:18pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""] i just dont get the generic comment...i still dont know who or what else sounds like heartwork. We re not talking about slaughter of the soul here. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:19pm - dyingmuse ""] trioxin_245 said:The point is they helped to pioneer a style of music and then started playing generic music, so most people would appreciate what they did that was groundbreaking, rather than the mediocre genre albums. ha ha ha, I think they just became good musicians and decided to have a little more melody in their music. BTW, The music style on Necrotism is very close to that on Heartwork, I would say it was a natural step, and If you think that they made a concious decision to abandon the ROP era for Necrotism and Heartwork, you are nuts. SOS was among my favorite DM albums of all time, but Necrotism shattered that album for me, and by time heartwork came out, I was just into alot of other stuff that was comming out at the time, like all the BM and or Doom stuff, prolly the same as most people thought at that time. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:21pm - dyingmuse ""] My opinion.... AC have always been a horrible band. They sucked...always. There is definitely no best album. You can't get chicken salad from chicken shit. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:21pm - arktouros ""] Sots doesn't exist. That album is like britney spears for me. Everything before Necroticism is just funny but sounds badass live. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] this thread is popcorn.gif |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:28pm - Josh_Martin ""] trioxin_245 said:If heartwork is your favorite Carcass record, then you're missing the point of Carcass. YES!! nuff said |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:28pm - dyingmuse ""] arktouros said:Sots doesn't exist. That album is like britney spears for me. Everything before Necroticism is just funny but sounds badass live. You didn't dig on ruptured In Purulence or Exhume To Consume??? What's wrong with you??? |
| ________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:33pm - KEVORD ""] arktouros said: This thread is for saying kevord is dashing ONLY. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:35pm - Josh_Martin ""] AndrewBastard%20NLI said:i think everyone that likes heartwork is aware of the fact that carcass sounded completely different up to that album but that doesnt make it a bad album. COC were ahardcore band until Deliverence (or blind even) and that doesnt mean Deliverence sucks. In fact it kicks ass. Doesnt mean i dont like early COC too (although in this example..i kinda dont like early COC but thats just like...my opinion) also..what bands/albums sound like heartwork? i wanna check them out. REALLY?? Buy any Megadeth record and just tune the guitars to standard E. You got Heartwork. Its just downtuned Megadeth. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:37pm - Josh_Martin ""] Im drunk, maybe I said that backwards, but you know what I mean |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:37pm - trioxin_245 ""] dyingmuse said: trioxin_245 said:The point is they helped to pioneer a style of music and then started playing generic music, so most people would appreciate what they did that was groundbreaking, rather than the mediocre genre albums. ha ha ha, I think they just became good musicians and decided to have a little more melody in their music. BTW, The music style on Necrotism is very close to that on Heartwork, I would say it was a natural step, and If you think that they made a concious decision to abandon the ROP era for Necrotism and Heartwork, you are nuts. SOS was among my favorite DM albums of all time, but Necrotism shattered that album for me, and by time heartwork came out, I was just into alot of other stuff that was comming out at the time, like all the BM and or Doom stuff, prolly the same as most people thought at that time. I'm not even questioning anyones opinion, I'm just pointing out the reasons why the average Carcass fan would hold the earlier records in higher regards. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:38pm - Chernobyl ""] AndrewBastard%20NLI said:i just dont get the generic comment...i still dont know who or what else sounds like heartwork. We re not talking about slaughter of the soul here. Slaughter of the soul wasnt generic but it started many generic rip offs.. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:41pm - trioxin_245 ""] KEVORD said: arktouros said: This thread is for laughing at Jeff Walker dying of cancer ONLY. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:42pm - Josh_Martin ""] AndrewBastard%20NLI said:i think everyone that likes heartwork is aware of the fact that carcass sounded completely different up to that album but that doesnt make it a bad album. COC were ahardcore band until Deliverence (or blind even) and that doesnt mean Deliverence sucks. In fact it kicks ass. Doesnt mean i dont like early COC too (although in this example..i kinda dont like early COC but thats just like...my opinion) also..what bands/albums sound like heartwork? i wanna check them out. COC huh, I remember Seth giving Pepper (or maybe it was one of the other COC guys, I donbt remember anymore) shit about them being soooooo gay lately (backin the deliverence era) and Pepper's response was " "let's see what kind of songs you write when you're 35" I think we answered that. Even with our gay metal record we kicked their asses |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:43pm - dyingmuse ""] trioxin_245 said: dyingmuse said: trioxin_245 said:The point is they helped to pioneer a style of music and then started playing generic music, so most people would appreciate what they did that was groundbreaking, rather than the mediocre genre albums. ha ha ha, I think they just became good musicians and decided to have a little more melody in their music. BTW, The music style on Necrotism is very close to that on Heartwork, I would say it was a natural step, and If you think that they made a concious decision to abandon the ROP era for Necrotism and Heartwork, you are nuts. SOS was among my favorite DM albums of all time, but Necrotism shattered that album for me, and by time heartwork came out, I was just into alot of other stuff that was comming out at the time, like all the BM and or Doom stuff, prolly the same as most people thought at that time. I'm not even questioning anyones opinion, I'm just pointing out the reasons why the average Carcass fan would hold the earlier records in higher regards. This is a comendable comment, I can see your point. However that record is in no way shit, just like the last post, it very well may have spawned many other gay releases, but It was a quality release none the less. What sucks is that we are all getting old ha ha ha. I miss those days. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:49pm - KEVORD ""] This thread turned into everyone being an elitist asshole but me. The irony. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 13,2012 8:52pm - dyingmuse ""] ha ha ha. I was? |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 14,2012 9:51am - ABastard NLI ""] Josh_Martin said: AndrewBastard%20NLI said:i think everyone that likes heartwork is aware of the fact that carcass sounded completely different up to that album but that doesnt make it a bad album. COC were ahardcore band until Deliverence (or blind even) and that doesnt mean Deliverence sucks. In fact it kicks ass. Doesnt mean i dont like early COC too (although in this example..i kinda dont like early COC but thats just like...my opinion) also..what bands/albums sound like heartwork? i wanna check them out. REALLY?? Buy any Megadeth record and just tune the guitars to standard E. You got Heartwork. Its just downtuned Megadeth. I like both bands very much but I cant get down with that analogy. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 14,2012 10:00am - anel cunt fan ""] i agree with whatever josh martin says! |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2012 7:43am - Yeti ""] Josh_Martin said:I just gotta say (and I realize Im responding to a troll here) but I think even the worst AC record (which Im not gonna say which one I think that is, im drunk but not THAT drunk) is better than Heartwork. Sure there's probably been worse records than Heartwork. But when you take into account how awesome a band was BEFORE they're shitty record came out...Naw dude. Heartwork is just horribible. i'm pointing out a spelling error, simply because "horribible" is an awesome word. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2012 8:16am - arilliusbm ""] New song for secret project |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2012 9:25am - Josh_Martin ""] Yeti said: Josh_Martin said:I just gotta say (and I realize Im responding to a troll here) but I think even the worst AC record (which Im not gonna say which one I think that is, im drunk but not THAT drunk) is better than Heartwork. Sure there's probably been worse records than Heartwork. But when you take into account how awesome a band was BEFORE they're shitty record came out...Naw dude. Heartwork is just horribible. i'm pointing out a spelling error, simply because "horribible" is an awesome word. I love drunk internetting. I used "they're" wrong too |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2012 9:30am - Josh_Martin ""] arilliusbm said:New song for secret project I want royalties. (Rev needs to create an emoticon for being a jew. Some ugly guy with huge nose and a yamaka [or however you spell it] or something) |
| _________________________________ [Mar 15,2012 9:31am - RustyPS ""] (:^) Eh? |