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I just cut the SHIT out of my left thumb at work...

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[Mar 20,2012 1:28pm - Hoser ""]
Did I ever tell you about the time that I lost my penis in a car fire? Apparently, wrapping a 3rd+ charred phallus in a dirty sock wasn't such a great idea.
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[Mar 20,2012 1:29pm - Burnsy ""]
That's good man. Shit in your thumb is ill advised. Cut that shit right out of there.
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[Mar 20,2012 1:29pm - Hoser ""]
I'm joking...as you are well aware. I'm going to bed...gotta work at 11p. Wish you the best, dude.
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[Mar 20,2012 1:39pm - Josh_Martin ""]
This is Mass. Just go to the ER and tell 'em you dont have insurance. They HAVE to stich it up. When you get a bill a few weeks later, just throw it away.
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[Mar 20,2012 1:45pm - nekronaut ""]

Josh_Martin said:This is Mass. Just go to the ER and tell 'em you dont have insurance. They HAVE to stich it up. When you get a bill a few weeks later, just throw it away.



This.
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[Mar 20,2012 1:59pm - AndrewBastard ""]
not once they see my social sec # and know i have a job and insurance...
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[Mar 20,2012 2:04pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Whats your ER copay?
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[Mar 20,2012 2:06pm - AndrewBastard ""]
$125
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[Mar 20,2012 2:11pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Tell em you dont have the $125. they still have to fix. you. Then just throw away the bill when it comes in the mail
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[Mar 20,2012 2:12pm - Chernoble  ""]
Workers comp bro
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[Mar 20,2012 2:23pm - blood reign  ""]
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[Mar 20,2012 2:38pm - trioxin_245 ""]

the_reverend said:maybe it's blondeitis?
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[Mar 20,2012 2:39pm - trioxin_245 ""]

MikeOfDecrepitude said:When Fredrik Thordendal (Meshuggah guitarist) did carpentry, he severed his entire index finger off but had it surgically reattached. The drummer, Tomas Haake got his hand mangled in a piece of machinery while on the job. Point of this cool story? Both lived and saw their musical careers prosper. You'll be fine.


only tony iommi is real.
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[Mar 20,2012 2:47pm - Alx_Casket ""]

trioxin_245 said:
MikeOfDecrepitude said:When Fredrik Thordendal (Meshuggah guitarist) did carpentry, he severed his entire index finger off but had it surgically reattached. The drummer, Tomas Haake got his hand mangled in a piece of machinery while on the job. Point of this cool story? Both lived and saw their musical careers prosper. You'll be fine.


only soul nigger within is real.

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[Mar 20,2012 3:18pm - Yeti ""]

Josh_Martin said:Tell em you dont have the $125. they still have to fix. you. Then just throw away the bill when it comes in the mail


bingo. i have never once paid a copay. they take enough of my money every week, i'm not going to fork over another 125 the one time i go to the ER for a real emergency.
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[Mar 20,2012 3:35pm - DukeManjunk ""]

AndrewBastard said:Hoser is being completely rational and my not wanting to go get stitches is completely irrational...but I'm a stubborn mo-fo.

I'm gonna give it 24 hours and see what's what.



if you wait 24 hours they can no longer stitch it, superglue that shit and come play fatherless son of a war machine on sat. or else i will be forced to give someone a cheese grater to the side of the head and then tell them it was your fault!
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[Mar 20,2012 3:36pm - Native New Hampshah-ah  ""]

Hoser said:
Native%20Maine-ah said:Anyone who would take advice from Hoser on anything is a complete idiot.


This is prime example #1 of why "Native Mainahs" have no teeth.



I thought the #1 reason was so they can suck big moose cocks without biting. Who knew!
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[Mar 20,2012 3:37pm - boblovesmusic ""]
That's a thumbs down right there.

Joking aside, feel better dude!
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[Mar 20,2012 3:40pm - AndrewBastard ""]
I just had to drop us off the Slap Shot show on sat. :(

gonna super glue it tomorrow am and see whats up.

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[Mar 20,2012 3:43pm - DukeManjunk ""]

AndrewBastard said:I just had to drop us off the Slap Shot show on sat. :(

gonna super glue it tomorrow am and see whats up.




i know, i was just at the bar drinking a few cold ones ater doing some ice skating and i got keith's fb update and it ruined my life....losing a thumb due to complications from supergluing it shut is punx as fux go for it!
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[Mar 20,2012 3:44pm - DukeManjunk ""]

Native%20New%20Hampshah-ah said:
Hoser said:
Native%20Maine-ah said:Anyone who would take advice from Hoser on anything is a complete idiot.


This is prime example #1 of why "Native Mainahs" have no teeth.



I thought the #1 reason was so they can suck big moose cocks without biting. Who knew!



i've spent alot of time in the woods in both NH and maine, and i've seen more moose in NH....however mahoosuc notch in maine has more moose skeletons.
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[Mar 20,2012 3:54pm - Will Spanner  ""]

Josh_Martin said:This is Mass. Just go to the ER and tell 'em you dont have insurance. They HAVE to stich it up. When you get a bill a few weeks later, just throw it away.


If it's anything like the ER out here you'll end up being there all day and by the time they get to you you'll have something else wrong with you.
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[Mar 20,2012 3:55pm - AndrewBastard ""]

DukeManjunk said:
AndrewBastard said:I just had to drop us off the Slap Shot show on sat. :(

gonna super glue it tomorrow am and see whats up.




i know, i was just at the bar drinking a few cold ones ater doing some ice skating and i got keith's fb update and it ruined my life....losing a thumb due to complications from supergluing it shut is punx as fux go for it!



WHO IS THIS?
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[Mar 20,2012 3:56pm - DukeManjunk ""]

AndrewBastard said:
DukeManjunk said:
AndrewBastard said:I just had to drop us off the Slap Shot show on sat. :(

gonna super glue it tomorrow am and see whats up.




i know, i was just at the bar drinking a few cold ones ater doing some ice skating and i got keith's fb update and it ruined my life....losing a thumb due to complications from supergluing it shut is punx as fux go for it!



WHO IS THIS?



haha, maybe if ya show up saturday you'll find out!
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[Mar 20,2012 5:05pm - AndrewBastard ""]
GIVE ME A RIDE, MYSTERY POSTER
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[Mar 20,2012 5:06pm - DukeManjunk ""]
pfffft i dont even have a car, i'm walking to the fucking show!
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[Mar 20,2012 5:56pm - Headbanging_Man ""]

MikeOfDecrepitude said:When Fredrik Thordendal (Meshuggah guitarist) did carpentry, he severed his entire index finger off but had it surgically reattached. The drummer, Tomas Haake got his hand mangled in a piece of machinery while on the job. Point of this cool story?


Some bands are so shitty even heavy machinery can't stop the suckage!
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[Mar 20,2012 5:57pm - AndrewBastard NLI  ""]
couldnt go to the gym after work cause of my thumb so im likle fuck it....ill just relax at home...i cant even play xbox :(
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[Mar 20,2012 6:18pm - Burnsy ""]
I challenge you to a thumb war.
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[Mar 20,2012 7:19pm - Chernoble  ""]
Thread about if
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[Mar 20,2012 7:19pm - Chernoble  ""]
Thread about it
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[Mar 20,2012 7:27pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""]

Headbanging_Man said:
MikeOfDecrepitude said:When Fredrik Thordendal (Meshuggah guitarist) did carpentry, he severed his entire index finger off but had it surgically reattached. The drummer, Tomas Haake got his hand mangled in a piece of machinery while on the job. Point of this cool story?


Some bands are so shitty even heavy machinery can't stop the suckage!



Whatevaaaah.
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[Mar 20,2012 7:53pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""]

trioxin_245 said:
MikeOfDecrepitude said:When Fredrik Thordendal (Meshuggah guitarist) did carpentry, he severed his entire index finger off but had it surgically reattached. The drummer, Tomas Haake got his hand mangled in a piece of machinery while on the job. Point of this cool story? Both lived and saw their musical careers prosper. You'll be fine.


only tony iommi is real.



I don't get it?
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[Mar 20,2012 11:47pm - trioxin 245nli  ""]
He lost his fingertips in an accident and was forced to downtune to compensate, hence Black Sabbaths sound.
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[Mar 20,2012 11:52pm - Alx_Casket ""]

Headbanging_Man said:
MikeOfDecrepitude said:When Fredrik Thordendal (Meshuggah guitarist) did carpentry, he severed his entire index finger off but had it surgically reattached. The drummer, Tomas Haake got his hand mangled in a piece of machinery while on the job. Point of this cool story?


Some bands are so shitty even heavy machinery can't stop the suckage!



Spoken like a true noob who isn't privy to soul nigger within.
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[Mar 21,2012 12:28am - WOONSOCKET ROCKET  ""]
IF YOU GET DAT SHIT IN MY COCAINE I'M GONNA SLAP YOU YO.
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[Mar 21,2012 1:14am - DestroyYouAlot ""]

trioxin%20245nli said:He lost his fingertips in an accident and was forced to downtune to compensate, hence every doom and/or death metal bands' sound.
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[Mar 21,2012 3:44am - the_mex ""]

AndrewBastard said:I just had to drop us off the Slap Shot show on sat. :(

gonna super glue it tomorrow am and see whats up.




sonomabitch, i was actually planning on going to that show. i was gonna make you drive us all in the van or something
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[Mar 21,2012 7:57am - largefreakatzero ""]
Sounds like your shop needs to get a CAD table and a router. 3/16" foamcore doesn't cut for shit with a razor. But I guess you know that,
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[Mar 21,2012 8:37am - Josh_Martin ""]

trioxin%20245nli said:He lost his fingertips in an accident and was forced to downtune to compensate, hence Black Sabbaths sound.


Thats not really true. The early stuff isnt downtuned.
Its the metal replacement tips he made that gave em that sound.

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[Mar 21,2012 9:00am - the_reverend ""]
@op: don't be a shithead, go to the drs, get it fixed. Use your awesome cheap internet connection and find a clinic you can go to. Is your hand being fuck for life worth the cost of a few months of internet? Talk to alx if you can't find a place to go.
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[Mar 21,2012 9:02am - AndrewBastard ""]
I got it stitched last night...its all wrapped up and feels solid.

Doctor said it barely bled cause it was so deep.
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[Mar 21,2012 9:09am - the_reverend ""]
good to hear.
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[Mar 21,2012 9:23am - Alx_Casket ""]
/thread ffs

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