Great Bands with Shitty Names[views:19693][posts:77]___________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 4:31pm - Czarnobog ""] other than occasionally promoting shows i don't really start many threads here. but i'm bored at work today and unintentionally been listening to a string of black thrash bands with goofy names. figured there's not enough music threads on here these days so why not... bennyhillifier Gräfenstein from Germany (best i can tell they're named after some village in Austria??) bennyhillifier Darkest Hate Warfront from Brazil (ok, if its south american and isn't a string of words with shoddy english translation its probably not worth listening to) bennyhillifier Satanic Slaughter from Sweden (fucking great band, holy shit what a terrible name) feel free to add to the list... |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 4:33pm - Uhhhhhhh ""] Unholy Goatfucker was the fucking worst. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 4:33pm - Czarnobog ""] yeah, but the music wasn't good enough to redeem the band. WRONG THREAD. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 4:44pm - RustyPS ""] Weekend Nachos is an obvious one |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 4:45pm - boblovesmusic ""] bennyhillifier Satan's Almighty Penis is a favorite of mine |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 4:46pm - boblovesmusic ""] though people may or may not find them to be a great band, that said I enjoy them. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 4:49pm - Chernobyl ""] Whirling Forest Stream (debatable on material) |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 4:51pm - boblovesmusic ""] RustyPS said:Weekend Nachos is an obvious one Hummingbird Of Death too. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 5:10pm - Alx_Casket ""] grabnebelfürsten |
| ______________________________ [Apr 10,2012 5:13pm - Lamp ""] boblovesmusic said: RustyPS said:Weekend Nachos is an obvious one Hummingbird Of Death too. HOD is actually a cool band name. Weekend Nachos is pretty dumb. But the worst band name of all for an awesome band is Pizza Hi-Five always and forever. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 5:29pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Critical Pickle. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 6:27pm - STLUCIFUREVA ""] not sure if i'd consider them a great band but the name does take the cake . bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 7:01pm - slar you morbid? ""] HATE FOREST |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 7:01pm - slar you morbid? ""] ABIGAIL |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 7:21pm - amorok666 ""] Zelda |
| ________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 7:24pm - Burnsy ""] Your pain is endearing... Oh wait, great bands. Oops. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 10,2012 7:46pm - blue ""] always thought that Defeated Sanity was not a good name at all. i never told the germans though, didnt want to break their gentle hearts. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 7:52pm - lollolololololol ""] Burnsy said:Grave Side Service... Oh wait, great bands. Oops. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 10,2012 8:00pm - yummy ""] Lamp said: boblovesmusic said: RustyPS said:Weekend Nachos is an obvious one Hummingbird Of Death too. HOD is actually a cool band name. Weekend Nachos is pretty dumb. But the worst band name of all for an awesome band is Pizza Hi-Five always and forever. Hey , you remember that time I was telling you how I thought Weekend Nachos was a bad name and you wanted me to explain. You got a little squirrely. Perhaps you were more into them then. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 8:09pm - youddothesame87 ""] Hummingbird of death is a fucking awesome name. weekend nachos, eh whatever, it is what it is, its not bad but not good. band names arent everything. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 8:57pm - floatingeyecorpse ""] slar%20you%20morbid? said:HATE FOREST That band name rules you fool |
| __________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 11:34pm - snowden ""] bennyhillifier We'ill call ze bande "Anorexia Nervosa"! |
| __________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 11:39pm - snowden ""] bennyhillifier We all know heavy metal doesn't really cause teen suicide, but what this band presupposes is...what if it was just a matter of being blunt enough? "Make a Change...Kill Yourself" |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2012 11:39pm - Lamp nli ""] yummy said: Lamp said: boblovesmusic said: RustyPS said:Weekend Nachos is an obvious one Hummingbird Of Death too. HOD is actually a cool band name. Weekend Nachos is pretty dumb. But the worst band name of all for an awesome band is Pizza Hi-Five always and forever. Hey , you remember that time I was telling you how I thought Weekend Nachos was a bad name and you wanted me to explain. You got a little squirrely. Perhaps you were more into them then. Yeah haha, I remember. That was a long time ago! In the last year my interest in WN has dwindled to basically none whatsoever. I took a look at the crowd they were drawing and realized what I had been holding onto about the band was that they wrote songs about gutting high school jokes. I'm 25 now. I don't even remember who most of the people are from those days. And the music is boring as fuck. They chose their side of the fence, I chose mine, and I don't listen to brocore or support it... |
| _______________________________ [Apr 11,2012 12:10am - Lamp ""] I meant to say jocks, not jokes. Hurr, durr |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 1:18am - Permafrost ""] slar%20you%20morbid? said:HATE FOREST haha THANK YOU |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 6:06am - amorok666 ""] Ripping farts from the ass |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 6:19am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Hitlers Aborted Cock |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 8:44am - obstaclecorpse ""] Meatjack |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 8:48am - Alx_Casket ""] snowden said: "Make a Change...Kill Yourself" Great choice. I didn't listen to the band for a while because of the name, now I've learned my lesson. also, from my suggestion before: bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 9:50am - Alx_Casket ""] Tır (for aril) |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 11:20am - trioxin245nli ""] how is hummingbird of death a good name? what the hell is wrong with you people? it's fucking stupid. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 11,2012 11:21am - Lamp ""] How is it a bad name? |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 11:21am - arillius_the_white ""] Alx_Casket said:Tır (for aril) Cool name, overrated hogwash. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 11:27am - trioxin245nli ""] Lamp said:How is it a bad name? HUMMINGBIRD OF DEATH? ugh nevermind. also Warhate and Abigail |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 11:28am - trioxin245nli ""] also, blessed offal is a pretty bad name, but whether or not the music redeems the name I don't know. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 11,2012 11:29am - Lamp ""] When all is said and done though, I'd rather put up with even a name as retarded as Pizza Hi-Five or Hooker Spit Windex before I would put up with the type of super serious band name that's dominating the front page of this website right now. Fuckin' brocore bands. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 11:49am - Czarnobog ""] bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 11:50am - Czarnobog ""] trioxin245nli said: and Abigail |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 11:59am - Alx_Casket ""] King Diamond ("Abigail" brought that one to mind) |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 1:16pm - Unchain_the_wolves ""] Destroyer 666 |
| ________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 1:19pm - Burnsy ""] Unchain_the_wolves said:Destroyer 666 Good eye, good eye. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 1:28pm - Unchain_the_wolves ""] Waco Jesus, Putrid Pile, Moonblood, Ripping Corpse, GoatPenis |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 1:32pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Nazi Dust |
| ______________________________ [Apr 11,2012 1:32pm - Lamp ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:Nazi Dust Agreed. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 11,2012 1:33pm - ark ""] I really dig Waco Jesus and Abigail as band names. Boston, Chicago, Asia, Kansas... |
| ______________________________ [Apr 11,2012 1:36pm - Lamp ""] Ripping Corpse at least makes sense as a band name to me since they probably just took it from the Kreator song. Waco Jesus and Waco Fuck are both pretty stupid band names though. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 1:42pm - Ancient_Master ""] any band that uses a song title or album title of another iconic band as their name automatically loses my interest to investigate further |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 1:43pm - Czarnobog ""] Unchain_the_wolves said:Destroyer 666 Destroyer 666 isn't a great name, but there's definitely worst '666' named bands out there that belong in this thread: bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 1:43pm - Unchain_the_wolves ""] True, Pleasure to Kill and Kreator in general are so fucking influential. Makes sense I just think it sounds weird. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 3:17pm - boblovesmusic ""] Czarnobog said: Unchain_the_wolves said:Destroyer 666 Destroyer 666 isn't a great name, but there's definitely worst '666' named bands out there that belong in this thread: http://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=666&type=band_name |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 3:26pm - trioxin245nli ""] Alx_Casket said:King Diamond ("Abigail" brought that one to mind) [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 3:30pm - trioxin245nli ""] Unchain_the_wolves said:Waco Jesus, Putrid Pile, Moonblood, Ripping Corpse, GoatPenis I always like the name Moonblood. For what it is, anyway. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 3:50pm - arillius_the_white ""] Moonblood sucks. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 4:20pm - CurlyRed ""] Alien Vampires...It is industrial music.. I like their music but the name is really stupid |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 4:52pm - dreadkill ""] shitting dicknipples |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 4:55pm - Chernobyl ""] I meant to say Forest Silence before but Forest Stream is alright too but nothing great i'd say, I guess neither is Forest Silence...Both are okay.. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 5:26pm - Alx_Casket ""] Forest metal. And wtf is so awesome about the name, rossy? |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 5:34pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] dreadkill said:shitting dicknipples That is the best band name ever. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 5:41pm - Chernobyl ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: dreadkill said:shitting dicknipples That is the best band name ever. ive heard wayyyy better. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 12,2012 3:23am - Ancient_Master ""] my bloody valentine |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 12,2012 6:41am - the_reverend ""] Old mans child |
| ______________________________ [Apr 12,2012 7:56am - Yeti ""] Helfahrt |
| ________________________________ [Apr 12,2012 10:43am - yummy ""] Schmegma Ridden Foreskins |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 12,2012 10:53am - trioxin245nli ""] Vampiric Motives, but only until they changed it BACK to Catasexual Urge Motivation |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 12,2012 12:03pm - nekronaut ""] amorok666 said:Ripping farts from the ass Mexican food is so good. I love to eat it just about every day. Until one day, I had to take a shit and it came out like water, it came out like BROWN WATER. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 12,2012 1:13pm - Ancient_Master ""] sublime cadaveric decomposition |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 12,2012 1:24pm - trioxin245nli ""] Ancient_Master said:sublime cadaveric decomposition disagreed. also bloody panda |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 12,2012 1:28pm - SkinSandwich ""] Gruesome stuff relish? |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2012 6:47pm - amorok666 ""] Birdflesh is a pretty dumb name. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 13,2012 9:30am - snowden ""] bennyhillifier Allways and forever. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 13,2012 9:38am - snowden ""] bennyhillifier Because, you know [img] |
| __________________________________ [Apr 13,2012 9:44am - chrisREX ""] Long time fan of the band, but Dark Tranquillity is such a dorky name. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 13,2012 9:46am - snowden ""] bennyhillifier OH DEVIN |
| _________________________________ [Apr 13,2012 9:47am - snowden ""] chrisREX said:Long time fan of the band, but Dark Tranquillity is such a dorky name. Haha, I love(d) them too and also considered posting them. Not a TERRIBLE band name though. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 13,2012 9:49am - snowden ""] Also, let the record show that I just grabbed a SYL song at random because I hadn't listened to them in years. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 13,2012 9:51am - snowden ""] Okay, better: bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 13,2012 10:50am - goatcatalyst ""] Montalban y las siestas |