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"Naked John Travolta went for my willy"

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[May 7,2012 7:24pm - largefreakatzero ""]
http://m.newser.com/story/145547/naked-joh...olta-went-for-my-willy-masseur.html

Sorry, but I lol'd.
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[May 8,2012 8:58am - the_reverend ""]
"Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."

reminds me of that time those kids took pictures of that dude sucking my jaggon and sticking his finger in my thrusher.

bennyhillifier
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[May 8,2012 9:07am - largefreakatzero ""]
^Probably not unlike what goes on at the Scientology HQ.
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[May 8,2012 10:31am - the_reverend ""]
Maybe we should all convert?
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[May 8,2012 10:35am - largefreakatzero ""]
You could always take up a career as JT's masseuse:

When the masseur declined to fool around, Travolta cried, "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off!"

Sounds like quite the experience.
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[May 8,2012 10:43am - the_reverend ""]
maybe 70's johnny, but not 2012 Johnny.
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[May 8,2012 11:04am - sxealex ""]
It was actually nick cage
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[May 8,2012 12:08pm - goatcatalyst ""]
John Goodman and I once made piss swastikas in the snow.
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[May 8,2012 12:16pm - the_reverend ""]
Nick Cage is a Masseurs now?
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[May 8,2012 12:39pm - Chernobyl ""]
Lol at article actually going so far as to describe travoltas dick and pubic hair
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[May 8,2012 12:52pm - arillius_the_white ""]
I wonder what his son has to say about this.
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[May 8,2012 12:55pm - Yeti ""]
he was administering the Scientology personality test.
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[May 8,2012 1:19pm - largefreakatzero ""]

arillius_the_white said:I wonder what his son has to say about this.


"Come on dude, I'll jerk you off!"

Going with the apple not falling far from the tree theory.
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[May 8,2012 1:25pm - arillius_the_white ""]
He's dead... Hahaha
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[May 8,2012 1:56pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Oh yeah, that's right. Only getting a handsy from JT's zombie son is real.
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[May 8,2012 2:30pm - the_reverend ""]
only one of his sons are dead.
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[May 8,2012 2:35pm - arillius_the_white ""]
sorry, I cant understand you with all your dub and step coming out of your ass
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[May 8,2012 4:56pm - narkybark ""]
chiptunes of Welcome Back Kotter
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[May 9,2012 6:45am - the_reverend ""]
Welcum back
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[May 17,2012 7:32pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Moar good stuff: http://m.newser.com/story/146226/travolta-...outh-on-grease-co-star-conaway.html

Isn't Conaway on Celebrity Junky or whatever that horrid rehab show is called?
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[May 17,2012 9:06pm - the_reverend ""]
Idk, not married/live alone so not forced to watch shit like that
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[May 17,2012 10:47pm - NO_LIMIT_NILLA ""]
That's totally hot.
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[May 18,2012 7:16pm - largefreakatzero ""]

the_reverend said:Idk, not married/live alone so not forced to watch shit like that


Nor did I, but the guy was such a trainwreck on that show, that he popped up everywhere -- usually a clip of him vomiting on himself or something along those lines. Perhaps his epic chemical inhalation is to blur the memories of sexuals with Bobbarino (sp?).
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[May 19,2012 12:16am - Garth Algar  ""]
Nigga he dead
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[May 19,2012 12:53am - Garth Algar  ""]
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/may/27/jeff-conaway-obituary
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[May 19,2012 11:34am - NO_LIMIT_NILLA ""]

the_reverend said:"Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."



AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT, I MIGHT ASK?
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[May 19,2012 12:17pm - Hoser ""]

the_reverend said:Idk, not married/live alone so not forced to watch shit like that


Huh? Live alone, not married...what the?
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[May 19,2012 2:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
ITT: RTTMZ
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[May 19,2012 3:31pm - Burnsy ""]

DestroyYouAlot said:ITT: RTTMZ

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