Chappelle lets rude crowd have it[views:3681][posts:14]______________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 11:17am - RustedAngel ""] By JIM CARNES, Sacramento Bee (June 17, 9:04 am PDT) - Dave Chappelle got so angry with the crowd Tuesday night at Sacramento's Memorial Auditorium that the stand-up comic walked off the stage for nearly two minutes. Upon his return, he told the audience, "You people are stupid." What got the comic so riled up? According to Chappelle, it was audience members who wouldn't "shut up and listen - like you're supposed to." Chappelle is the creator and star of the No. 1-rated show on Comedy Central. It's that fame that helped the comic sell out the nearly 4,000-seat Memorial Auditorium weeks in advance of the show. And that popularity also caused the frustration for the performer, as audience members continually shouted a character's catchphrase from "Chappelle's Show" - it starts, "I'm Rick James ..." and ends with the b-word. "The show is ruining my life," Chappelle told the crowd. Besides requiring him to work "20 hours a day," he said, it has made him a "star," which has resulted in the inability of fans to treat him as an individual. "This (stand-up) is the most important thing I do, and because I'm on TV, you make it hard for me to do it," he said. "People can't distinguish between what's real and fake. This ain't a TV show. You're not watching Comedy Central. I'm real up here talking." Shouts continued to interrupt Chappelle's routine until he stopped to give a lecture on "how comedy usually works: I say something. You mull it over and decide whether you want to laugh or not, and then you do or not. Then I say something else, and you think about that. "It's worked well all across the country, but you people ..." Performing in Sacramento, the comic said, might turn out "to be a bad idea - like chocolate-covered fish." Chappelle told the crowd he knew why they liked his sketch-comedy show: "Because it's good. You know why my show is good? Because the network officials say you're not smart enough to get what I'm doing, and every day I fight for you. I tell them how smart you are. Turns out, I was wrong. "You people are stupid." Much of Chappelle's act - with its jokes about genitals,and sex talk, tales of strip-club escapades and frequent use of the n-word - is unprintable in a family newspaper. But that's not the best part, anyway. Chappelle is most effective when he ventures into social commentary - race, poverty, the cult of personality. One of his better rants had to do with children and at what age they might be responsible for their own lives. Elizabeth Smart, the 15-year-old Utah girl who was kidnapped from her home, figured prominently in the commentary. He contrasted her case - she was discovered about nine months after her abduction only a few miles from her home - with that of 7-year-old Erica Pratt, who gnawed through her duct tape bindings to free herself from kidnappers in Philadelphia and was responsible for the arrest of the two men who had taken her. Pratt is African American, and her story received much less attention than did Smart's. Then Chappelle placed Smart's case in opposition to that of Lionel Tate of Florida, who was convicted of murder in the death of a 6-year-old neighbor. Smart, at 15, was considered a child. But at 14, two years after the crime, Tate was sentenced as an adult to life in prison without parole. (A previously rejected plea bargain was later accepted, and he is now free.) "When is a 15-year-old a kid and a 12-year-old an adult?" he asked, indicating it might be because one was white and one was not. Chappelle said race relations are at such a low point in America that, "You can't say anything real when it comes to race. That's why Bill Cosby's in such trouble for saying black folks have got to take responsibility for their own lives. "I spoke at my high school last week," he said, "and I told them, 'You've got to focus. Stop blaming white people for your problems.' " He then added, sarcastically, " 'Learn to play basketball, tell jokes or sell crack. That's the only way I've seen people get out.' " Chappelle's harshest words were addressed to those audience members who worship entertainers and athletes. "Stop listening to celebrities," he said. "They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is." Celebrity worship harms the object of affection as well, Chappelle said. "One day people love you more than they've ever loved anything in the world. And the next, you're in front of a courthouse dancing on top of a car." In case the audience didn't get the reference to Michael Jackson, he said, "You know why Michael Jackson's had so many surgeries? He wanted you to like him more." Chappelle, obviously, will not pander to his fans. "You guys are the worst listeners in the country," he told the Sacramento audience. "It's like 'The Silence of the Lambs.' Without the silence." :middlefinger::middlefinger::middlefinger: |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 11:18am - RustedAngel ""] chappelle rules. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 11:18am - RustedAngel ""] YOU'RE NOT RICK JAMES BITCH. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 11:25am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] Chappelle is a smart guy and its only the smarter/witty stuff that i ever found funny on his show. im glad he tooled those morons, i was fucking tired of the "im rick james" shit like two days after it aired. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 11:39am - the_reverend ""] I'm sick of hearing about the show and hearing lil john rip offs at shows |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 11:41am - tbone_r ""] i hate when i go to shows and hear kids/guys in the bands do little jon impersonations. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 12:00pm - succubus ""] me too...everyone is doing it |
| ________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 2:13pm - Abbath ""] it's understandable why he freaked out, i would too when you're trying to tell a joke and all what you hear is 4,000 people screaming "I'm rick james bitch!" ya it's funny but people don't realize that his done so much more things than just the tv show! anyone seen his HBO special? one of the funniest things i've ever watched, but then again he should realize that doing a tv show that's number one on comedy central would result in something like this |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 3:00pm - attendmyrequiem ""] the_reverend said:I'm sick of hearing about the show and hearing lil john rip offs at shows YES! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 5:55pm - Kalopsia ""] while yea it does get annoying hearing people say "what!!!???" and "I'm rick james bitch!!!" everywhere u go, but to do that at Dave Chapelle's own stand-up comedy performance is just flat out disrespectful and rude. are they trying to get him to say it so that they'll be happy, like in Jim Carrey's Man On The Moon? or are they just trying to get the spotlight themselves??? either way it's extremely fucking retarded. shit, those catch phrases aren't even funny anymore |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 6:02pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha that was good. "Stop blaming white people for your problems". I'm glad he told his audience that they were stupid. Where'd you find that article? link me up yo. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 6:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] nevermind http://www.sacticket.com/24hour/entertainm...v/news/story/1441687p-8798481c.html |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 6:39pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] I'm going to print this out so my family can read it. Hah. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2004 8:11pm - MyDeadDoll ""] very interesting. makes me like him even more. =) |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 19,2004 9:01pm - The_ExhumeD ""] killing them softly was an awesome standup |