If you could drink with one rttp member, who would it be?[views:13182][posts:82]_______________________________________ [Jun 15,2012 10:27pm - the_reverend ""] Treated I've been out with 99.999% of you when you have been drinking, I have not been drinking. My choice would be xmikex, because not only does he not drink, but I know I would be back at home before 10pm since one of these situations would arise. 1) he has to drive his gf some place at 10am 2) in 2002, he accused one of the bouncers of stealing letters from the dead riffs 3) Sean delay's last name is delay. Who would you pick? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 15,2012 10:28pm - the_reverend ""] Big bag of assorted nigger parts is my #2 |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Jun 15,2012 10:32pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] I'm not that kind of boy, sailor, but thanks anyway. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2012 10:35pm - Burnsy ""] Ben because he's the best poster here. Soothsayin the shit outta that shit. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 15,2012 10:36pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Mopar |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2012 10:45pm - Lamp ""] I would drink with myself because I make the best posts while drunk and also fuck all of you fucking cunts, kill yourselves. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2012 10:45pm - Lamp ""] Just like tonight. I hope I get AIDS and die from my computer giving me radioactive brain wave signals. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 15,2012 10:47pm - the_reverend ""] Lamp is drunk |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2012 10:57pm - Lamp ""] You better believe it, skippy. I'm gonna go get beer #7 out of the fridge in just a second. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2012 10:59pm - Lamp ""] bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 15,2012 11:11pm - chernobyl ""] Rich bova maybe because it was before my time and I could learn more about his origins. Bova, pls. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2012 11:39pm - Lamp ""] Don't forget the laughter I have brought to you over the years from alcohol http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=73013 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=78974 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=78178 |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2012 11:50pm - Lamp ""] And who can forget this thread made when a friend of mine dragged me out to Jerky's and some ghetto booty club http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=66810 |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 12:10am - the_reverend ""] aids got aids was a drunk post? I am disappoint. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2012 12:14am - Lamp ""] I've been looking back at threads I posted on this forum and I realize now that I was much less of a useless piece of shit before I dated my stupid cunt ex who I hope is dead. Fuck my life |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2012 12:16am - Lamp ""] Drinking is fucking dumb but I guess that fits a person of my stature quite nicely who has tried and failed at various things in life |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 12:50am - slar you morbid? ""] i drink with 7 or more of rttp posters on the reg hahaha |
| ________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 8:14am - KEVORD ""] Castledoomerown. It would be cool cool cool and everything else that is. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2012 8:17am - Hoser ""] KEVORD said:Castledoomerown. It would be cool cool cool and everything else that is. I second this. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 8:20am - the_reverend ""] Someone needs to find whatever blog that icon is writing now. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2012 9:10am - Pires ""] He hasn't updated his twitter or Facebook in a long time. I doubt he'd be posting elsewhere. Which is just awful. His insight on the world was incredible. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2012 9:20am - Hoser ""] Something tells me that this is him.... http://mymoneysthang.xanga.com/profile/ |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 9:50am - Alx_Casket ""] Wolfy |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 12:45pm - the_reverend ""] Never with aril... too many anons would show up, nli |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 12:47pm - trioxin_245 ""] yea I would've chosen xmikex as well. :duffbeer: |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 12:57pm - arilliusbm ""] the_reverend said:Never with aril... too many anons would show up, nli Yea, ok. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 12:59pm - arilliusbm ""] And none of you. you're all degenerate retards. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 1:00pm - trioxin_245 ""] SUM 1 IZ MAD ITT |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 1:03pm - arilliusbm ""] yea, my boyfriend ditched me in Tristram. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 1:13pm - trioxin_245 ""] you weren't there to protect him and he was RAPED on the outskirts of Caldeum. It's ALL YOUR FAULT |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 1:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] arilliusbm said:And none of you. you're all degenerate retards. ITT: detarderate regens |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 2:01pm - arktouros ""] i'd drink with rev. he'd want to get scorpion bowls or cosmopolitans, i'd be like whatever, he'd start hitting on me by 10pm, he'd ask me if i'm stoned, i'd say "it's 10pm on a thursday, of course i am." |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 2:06pm - trioxin_245 ""] I drank with kevord and had alcohol poisoning within 10 minutes. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 2:06pm - trioxin_245 ""] trioxin_245 said:I drank with kevord and had six feet under poisoning within 10 minutes. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 16,2012 2:18pm - KEVORD ""] I used to be a drinker like you but I took a warpath to the knee. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2012 10:46am - dreadkill ""] KEVORD said:Castledoomerown. It would be cool cool cool and everything else that is. drink 76 shots of captain morgon's rum, barb in his ear, say "excuse me" like you're dopposed to say, then make him clean up your orange purf and wipe dark grey poop color off your ass. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2012 10:52am - xmikex ""] ITT: the Rev and Ross just want a ride home. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2012 10:58am - beelze ""] Ross so he could beat the shit out of me |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2012 11:19am - trioxin_245 ""] beelze said:Ross so he could beat the shit out of me :D |
| _______________________________ [Jun 18,2012 12:56pm - Yeti ""] Conservationist |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2012 2:11pm - Alx_Casket ""] arilliusbm said:And none of you. you're all degenerate retards. We had fun drinking that one time in a galaxy far away... |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2012 6:15pm - DukeManjunk ""] idrinkwithseveral rttp members on the regular, i always make beer shoot out of noses and then sexually harass WPI broads. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 10:48am - Samantha ""] You also say, "Cool story, bro" to legitimately psychotic guys who randomly stop to talk about their wacky delusions and hallucinations. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 7:29pm - YearoftheDragon ""] Wasn't there some British chump about two weeks ago, talking some indecipherable crap? They're all cruisin' for a bruisin' like my father used to say... |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 7:30pm - DukeManjunk ""] i think you two are talking about the same dude, i have a fucked up hand and i'll still fight anyone,any time,anywhere......and not a single fuck will be given. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 7:34pm - rambo junk ""] DukeManjunk said:i think you two are talking about the same dude, i have a fucked up hand and i'll still fight anyone,any time,anywhere......and not a single fuck will be given.Dude, You're like five feet tall. Shut the fuck up. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 8:12pm - DukeManjunk ""] 5'8" 175 pounds, able to do pull ups with just my middle fingers and crazy as fuck. 10 bucks says i'd headbutt you and then kick your balls up into your throat. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 8:16pm - chernobyl ""] DukeManjunk said:5'8" 175 pounds, able to do pull ups with just my middle fingers and crazy as fuck. 10 bucks says i'd headbutt you and then kick your balls up into your throat. I've seen you in real life at Ralphs and I am either the same height or taller than you and I'm 5'5" also there is no way you weigh 175 because at that height you would be overweight, which you are not. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 8:21pm - DukeManjunk ""] muscle weighs more than fat, i'm 5'8'' 175 pounds i can crack walnuts with my hands,carry full kegs from the beer cooler at ralphs to the upstairs bar without putting them down.....and i do pull ups with my middle fingers....not to mention my dong weighs 15 pounds alone. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 8:22pm - rambo junk ""] DukeManjunk said:5'8" 175 pounds, able to do pull ups with just my middle fingers and crazy as fuck. 10 bucks says i'd headbutt you and then kick your balls up into your throat.10 bucks says you could only reach my balls you GI-Joe doll Costume wearing midget faggot. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 8:23pm - DukeManjunk ""] well in that case, 10 bucks says i rip them off and feed them to you. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 8:26pm - DukeManjunk ""] also, since we're straying off topic here because everyone is too busy jockin' my nutz.....heres a picture that was taken last night, with atleast 3 RTTP members present.... [img] |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 8:32pm - Dukemanjunks bowling outfit ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 8:35pm - chernobyl ""] dude, you are not 5'8". |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 8:38pm - faggotsauce ""] You look act and talk like a total faggot. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 8:43pm - faggotsauce ""] Also lol at you being "super strong and crazy as fuck" you sound like a jock/juggalo. go get robbed by niggers in worcester some more tough guy. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 9:01pm - DukeManjunk ""] chernobyl said:dude, you are not 5'8". everytime i get measured i measure in at 68 inches....thats 5 feet 8 inches.... |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 9:02pm - DukeManjunk ""] faggotsauce said:Also lol at you being "super strong and crazy as fuck" you sound like a jock/juggalo. go get robbed by niggers in worcester some more tough guy. i will, as soon as you stop sucking dick in the parking lot. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 9:05pm - thirdknuckle ""] George Thorogood nli |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 9:06pm - FredDurst ""] rambo%20junk said: DukeManjunk said:5'8" 175 pounds, able to do pull ups with just my middle fingers and crazy as fuck. 10 bucks says i'd headbutt you and then kick your balls up into your throat.10 bucks says you could only reach my balls you GI-Joe doll Costume wearing midget faggot. its all about the he said-she said bullshit.... |
| ________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 9:20pm - Burnsy ""] This thread is also for [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 9:20pm - chernobyl ""] Burnsy said:This thread is also for [img] I love those animals. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 10:32pm - faggotsauce ""] What dukemanjunk really did in the military..... [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 10:43pm - DukeManjunk ""] um DODT was still in effect when i was in, and i didnt just stumble upon the nickname "chief choke-a-ho" |
| ________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 10:46pm - yummy ""] Do Oral Do Tell... |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 10:56pm - faggotsauce ""] "chief choke a ho"? Sounds like the name of some faggot Indian who hits chicks because any dude he steps to stops his asshole in. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 10:57pm - Geoff Tate ""] I'll drink with you guys. I've got a lot of free time now, it seems. Call me. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 10:58pm - DukeManjunk ""] faggotsauce said:"chief choke a ho"? Sounds like the name of some faggot Indian who hits chicks because any dude he steps to stops his asshole in. more like me giving a chick the hate plow whilst choking the fuck out of her and suddenly your friends burst into your barracks room..... |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 11:02pm - Gi fagface ""] Your ability to sound like a meat head retard is limitless. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 11:02pm - trioxin245 ""] WE GET IT YOU WERE IN THE MILITARY AND WE'RE ALL REALLY IMPRESSED CAN WE MOVE ALONG NOW? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 20,2012 11:05pm - faggotsauce ""] DukeManjunk said: faggotsauce said:"chief choke a ho"? Sounds like the name of some faggot Indian who hits chicks because any dude he steps to stops his asshole in. more like me giving a chick the hate plow whilst choking the fuck out of her and suddenly your friends burst into your barracks room..... you mean like this? [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 22,2012 7:01pm - DukeManjunk ""] faggotsauce said: DukeManjunk said: faggotsauce said:"chief choke a ho"? Sounds like the name of some faggot Indian who hits chicks because any dude he steps to stops his asshole in. more like me giving a chick the hate plow whilst choking the fuck out of her and suddenly your friends burst into your barracks room..... you mean like this? [img] kinda, but withmore "rear naked choke" and also more buttsecks |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 22,2012 7:12pm - faggotsauce ""] And more dudes? You do realize those are dudes right? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 22,2012 8:41pm - DukeManjunk ""] nope, i mean more b00bz. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 22,2012 8:51pm - demondave ""] I was going to say KEVORD but with the above posts that would look totally different now. So now I'll say .... Sewer Goddess or Mallika |
| ________________________________ [Jun 22,2012 8:55pm - KEVORD ""] demondave said: I was going to say KEVORD but with the above posts that would look totally different now. So now I'll say .... Sewer Goddess or Mallika I'd show you my boobz if ya want. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 22,2012 9:03pm - demondave ""] tease |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 22,2012 9:07pm - chernobyl ""] Rich Horror is pretty funny when he's drunk. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 22,2012 9:08pm - demondave ""] I've been drunk with Rich Horror \. When is he sober? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 23,2012 3:38pm - trioxin_245 ""] DukeManjunk said:muscle weighs more than fat, i'm 5'8'' 175 pounds i can crack walnuts with my hands,carry full kegs from the beer cooler at ralphs to the upstairs bar without putting them down.....and i do pull ups with my middle fingers....not to mention my dong weighs 15 pounds alone. when the polls are up again for worst rttp poster of all time, everyone remember this post. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 23,2012 3:54pm - BOOZEGOOD ""] ATTN DukeManJunk, What unit were you in and what was your MOS? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 23,2012 6:02pm - the_reverend ""] demondave said:I've been drunk with Rich Horror \. When is he sober?I figure he's all sober now since he's not out and about anymore. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 23,2012 10:01pm - yummy ""] I'd drink with any of you fucks. |