Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy[views:1800][posts:8]___________________________________ [Jun 20,2004 9:43pm - Dissector ""] #38: If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone. #32: I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to that old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do. #46: Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again. #7: To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. #40: Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. #1: It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. #29: When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job." --------------------------------------------------- There are a ton more. That's some funny shit though. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 20,2004 11:56pm - tbone_r ""] i love jack handy |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 21,2004 9:50am - Dissector ""] Yeah, he's cool. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 21,2004 11:01am - retzam ""] hahaha, the best of those are #38, #32, and #7. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 21,2004 11:35am - Dissector ""] 7 and 29 are my favorites. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 21,2004 12:12pm - assuck ""] i have the random deep thought generator in my aim profile. it makes for good entertainment when theres nothing else to do |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 21,2004 1:26pm - Dissector ""] HA, I have that too. Thats where I got all these from. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 15,2005 6:55pm - anonymous ""] hey where can you get that?? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 15,2005 6:55pm - anonymous ""] wow, it's been a year since anyone replied. maybe you can't tell me... |