Dolphins (my theory)[views:3725][posts:34]______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 2:22am - swamplorddvm ""] Ok I'll start it off with a question: If Dolphins had hands and legs like humans, do you think they would be as or more intelligent as us? Think about it. :ralphie: |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 2:24am - MyDeadDoll ""] are dolphins one of the few species that have sex for pleasure? i can't remember. if the answer to this is yes, than i think they'd be as smart as us. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 2:29am - swamplorddvm ""] hahaha yeah. I think they do. But thats not what I'm talking about. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 2:32am - MyDeadDoll ""] but that's what i'm basing my answer on |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 9:45am - the_reverend ""] so long and thanks for all the fish. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 9:46am - Joe/NotCommon ""] dolphins are gay, i want to eat them all |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 10:03am - Siberian ""] So long..................and thanks for all the shoes! droppin' crumbs and flying thumbs won't help me get back home........ |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 10:17am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] According to Douglas Adams, dolphins are smarter than us, but not as smart as mice. Oh and where is the theory? I only see a question. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 10:18am - the_reverend ""] http://www.dolphinsex.com |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 10:21am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] i love that site =) |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 10:22am - the_reverend ""] http://www.dolphinsex.org/ I meant that site. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 10:36am - silky ""] not only do dolphins have sex for pleasure, they are the only other species who engage in oral sex as well as orgies. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 10:40am - the_reverend ""] that they do. they even have sex and create hybrids with porpises. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 10:43am - silky ""] are the hybrids unable to reproduce like mules? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 11:11am - jesus ""] Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 11:13am - Robteratism ""] They will rule the world just like that simpson episode. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 11:18am - jesus ""] It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. wow this guy is pretty fucked |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 11:22am - swamplorddvm ""] Indeed. Great episode. Ok. Humans are intelligent realy because we were built right for learning. Our thumbs help alot. We learned how to make tools by playing around with sticks and other objects around us. If dolphins sudently grew arms and hands and legs like us when we were first evolving, I think that they would have also leard as much as us. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 11:36am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] its quite possible... but then again... its also possible for me to sprout a new ear. Read the entire Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series and get a whole new outlook on dolphins, or something. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 2:34pm - swamplorddvm ""] Although living in the ocean would limit them too. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 25,2004 2:48pm - blue ""] Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me? A3) Accept, if possible! |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 3:24pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] swamplorddvm said:Although living in the ocean would limit them too. despite the world being 80+% water ;) |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 4:31pm - swamplorddvm ""] I mean if the had arms and legs like us it would be tough. It a very tough inviroment. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 4:35pm - tokyo steves ""] I would whoop thier fish asses as soon as they started walking on land same thing with apes if they get smarter ill whop thier gay asses and machines are worse kill em allllllll suckaaa |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 4:39pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] its a shame that apes and dolphins already have the mental advantage on you, eh? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 4:56pm - Robdeadskin ""] All these dolphin facts make you wonder if they would exceed us if they did evolve in that manner. But,I wish I was just a senseless great white shark ..and adapt to limbs...and just go around mauling people. At least then I could get away with murder until some one hunted me down. Do you think people would still need a shark cage to protect themselves from me...even on land...I wonder............??? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 5:21pm - the_reverend ""] whydon't you write a song about it? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 5:24pm - succubus ""] i am part dolphin |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 5:25pm - Robdeadskin ""] I will...it will be called.... torn to pieces by a evolutionized teratism...yeh! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 10:16pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] thank you for starting this thread swampster [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2004 11:51pm - swamplorddvm ""] Hahaha no prob. Clever. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 26,2004 12:20am - Kalopsia ""] the_reverend said:http://www.dolphinsex.org/ I meant that site. dude that is more fucked up than rotten.com and http://dark-valley-records.com/bands/13-winters/ combined |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 26,2004 3:35am - MyDeadDoll ""] does this guy really fuck dolphins?? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 27,2004 2:08pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] MyDeadDoll said:does this guy really fuck dolphins?? The real question is: Does it really matter? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 27,2004 11:02pm - Abbath ""] Kalopsia said: dude that is more fucked up than http://dark-valley-records.com/bands/13-winters/ combined you are my new hero of awesomeness ahahahahah |