Sword and sandal / sword and sorcery movies appreciation[views:17594][posts:94]____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 2:35pm - trioxin245 ""] Some people like westerns, some like kung-fu flicks, but I always loved my adventure movies rooted in fantasy. Anyone else a fan of movies like the Magic Sword, Sword and the Sorceror, Krull, the Steve Reeves 'Hercules' films, Beastmaster, Dragonslayer (even though that awful dork from Ghostbusters 2 makes me gag,) the Deathstalker series, etc? I have always had a soft spot for Hercules in the Haunted World because of how surreal it is, and for the Indonesian movie the Devils Sword for its utter cheese and ridiculousness. Anyone else? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 2:44pm - arilliusbm ""] Yea, sword and old news |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 2:46pm - trioxin245 ""] o...k |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 2:47pm - arilliusbm ""] FIRE AND ICE |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 2:50pm - trioxin245 ""] I was asking if anyone else was familiar with the movies, not trying to introduce anyone to something new, so obviously it would by default be old news. Not to mention the films are from the 60s. TRY DOING IT RIGHT NEXT TIME BRO |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 2:52pm - arilliusbm ""] lol. the old news trick still works. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 2:53pm - AndrewBastard ""] willow |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 2:56pm - trioxin245 ""] I figured I could count on andrew for Sinbad COME ON BRO |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 2:58pm - VHS COLLECTOR ""] WHAT ONES DO YOU WANT ME TO LIST AGAIN BRO |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 2:59pm - trioxin245 ""] go listen to ace of base faggot |
| ________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:01pm - KEVORD ""] Ross, do you like movies about gladiators? |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:06pm - Lvl 36 Sword and Sandal Sorcercer ""] WTF |
| ________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:06pm - KEVORD ""] Beastmaster rules and no one has mentioned Conan the Barbarian , Conan the Destroyer, or Red Sonja yet. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:08pm - DEFINITELY NOT ROSS OR ARIL ""] That's because those were made in the 80s and are too new. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:08pm - trioxin245 ""] I didnt mention them, or Jason and the Argonauts and Clash of the Titans, because they are so well known, but theyre all good movies of course. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:09pm - AndrewBastard ""] yeah the sinbad movies are dope |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:11pm - trioxin245 ""] AndrewBastard said:yeah the sinbad movies are dope Im telling you, watch the Hammer film 'Hercules in the Haunted World.' other than the low production values, youll love it. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:12pm - trioxin245 ""] errrr it's actually not Hammer just Mario Bava. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:12pm - KEVORD ""] DEFINITELY%20NOT%20ROSS%20OR%20ARIL said:That's because those were made in the 80s and are too new.So were a lot of the movies already mentioned. |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:13pm - Unfunny Sausage Watcher ""] ? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:16pm - trioxin245 ""] trioxin245 said:errrr it's actually not Hammer just Mario Bava. I was just thinking it was Hammer because my nigga Christopher Lee was in it. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:18pm - Yeti ""] i haven't seen Krull in so long, i used to love that as a kid. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:20pm - Yeti ""] same with Beastmaster. did one of the Beastmasters have cloaked villians that turned to goo when they were killed? or did i imagine that? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:20pm - arilliusbm ""] The Ice Pirates, Conquest, and Yor or GTFO |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:21pm - trioxin245 ""] Also on a semi-related note, has anyone ever seen that Tim Robbins movie Erik the Viking? I didnt even know it existed until recently, but it's actually really well done, even if the humor is forced and cheesy as hell. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:21pm - Swollen Goat ""] I doubt Ross actually likes eagles (the bird) |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:22pm - trioxin245 ""] The Ice Pirates and Yor are not even the same genre bro. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:23pm - arilliusbm ""] trioxin245 said:Also on a semi-related note, has anyone ever seen that Tim Robbins movie Erik the Viking? I didnt even know it existed until recently, but it's actually really well done, even if the humor is forced and cheesy as hell. It's on Netflix. BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:23pm - Yeti ""] when i was in 8th grade this kid i used to hang out with showed me Erik the Viking and Army of Darkness one time. i can't remember a thing about Erik the Viking. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:23pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said: trioxin245 said:Also on a semi-related note, has anyone ever seen that Tim Robbins movie Erik the Viking? I didnt even know it existed until recently, but it's actually really well done, even if the humor is forced and cheesy as hell. It's on Netflix. BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS. hahaha my co-worker has a Battle Beyond the Stars movie poster in his cube. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:24pm - arilliusbm ""] I'm sorry, I FORGOT ABOUT SWORDS. cheesy sci-fi and fantasy movies are basically the same to me. I don't really separate the two. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:25pm - trioxin245 ""] says 'old news' ....... doesnt even understand topic. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:27pm - GoatAnalyst ""] excalibur |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:29pm - arilliusbm ""] gets 'annoyed' ..... doesn't respond to texts. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:30pm - Randy_Marsh ""] trioxin245 said:says 'old news' ....... doesnt even understand topic. lol |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:30pm - Randy_Marsh ""] arilliusbm said:gets 'annoyed' ..... doesn't respond to texts. lol |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:32pm - trioxin245 ""] All your texts ever are are how much better the things you like are than the things I like, so I guess I dont really know what you expect me to say. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:33pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Aril does tend to think he is above the law and people like he's some sort of God. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:37pm - arilliusbm ""] Yea okay bud. Like we ever exchange serious texts. Let me call the kettle black or at least make a thread with every ridiculous text I've gotten over the past 4 months. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:42pm - trioxin245 ""] I always considered you a friend and had your back when people had bad things to say, but frankly all you seem to do is try to intentionally piss off people who are supposed to be your friends. Eventually that shit just gets kind of old, that's all. It's not that big of a deal, I just dont understand it I guess. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:45pm - trioxin245 ""] anyway, back to the topic at hand. On a semi-related note, Im watching the Killing of Satan. It's more of a weird adventure / splatter movie than anything else but I love how everyone in the movie shoots lasers out of their fingers. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:46pm - arilliusbm ""] Yea, because rttp people whom I've met 2 times in my life are friends. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:47pm - trioxin245 ""] haha oh OK I didnt realize it was like that. Good to know. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:49pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] trioxin245 said: Eventually that shit just gets kind of old, that's all. Did Aril just become old news? [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:49pm - arilliusbm ""] Not directed at you. But be my guest if you want to take it personally bro. BACK ON TOPIC ABOUT SWORD AND SANDAL MOVIES |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:54pm - feelings hurter... ""] arilliusbm said:Yea, because rttp people whom I've met 2 times in my life are friends. :(...... ouch homo..................... |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:57pm - arilliusbm ""] What? Am I the only one that thinks "friends" are something that exists outside of the internet and phones? give me a fucking break. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:58pm - AndrewBastard ""] stop posting under that name you fucking dingus... I need to copywrite that ish so I can sue niggaz. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 3:59pm - narkybark ""] only Tim Curry as Darkness is real (even tho the movie kinda stinks) |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:00pm - Randy_Marsh ""] I like Aril but sometimes I don't like Aril. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:03pm - trioxin245 ""] Tim Curry as Darkness was actually one of the main things I DIDNT like about Legend. Well not so muc tIm Currys acting as just those dumbass horns they gave him. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:12pm - feelings hurter... ""] arilliusbm said:What? Am I the only one that thinks "friends" are something that exists outside of the internet and phones? give me a fucking break. FAG |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:14pm - feelings hurter... ""] AndrewBastard said:stop posting under that name you fucking dingus... I need to copywrite that ish so I can sue niggaz. create a login about it and do a ritual :( |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:25pm - arilliusbm ""] LOL . BACK ON TOPIC PLZ. ROSS AND I ARE GOING TO FIGHT WITH SWORDS AND SANDALS AND SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:28pm - trioxin245 ""] The word Settle just reminded me of that game The Settlers. I remember it being good but it's been a while. I wonder if I still have that shiz. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:30pm - narkybark ""] That reminds me of settlers in Civilization. Hate that -1 population penalty. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:37pm - trioxin245 ""] Civilizaton IV was so good. HUGE game, especially wit all the expansions. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:37pm - Headbanging_Man ""] Ugh, so much unintentional mixage of decades! I love 80's style Sword and Sorcery fantasy, but speaking strictly of 50's/60's Sword and Sandal, I enjoy a lot of what I've seen. I think Steve Reeves, Mark Forrest, and Richard Harrison are the most memorable of the muscle-men leads. I can't say ANY of these flicks escape the basic narrative form, but there's still a lot of fun Technicolor nonsense worth exploring. Hercules The Giant of Marathon Two Gladiators Giants of Rome Hercules: Prisoner of Evil Mole Men Against the Son of Hercules Hercules Against the Moon Men Hercules in the Haunted World Knives of the Avenger (another Bava, no fantasy elements but a fine little period/action flick nonetheless) Goliath and the Vampires Rome Against Rome (aka War of the Zombies) Son of Samson The Last of the Vikings Mill Creek's Warriors 50-film set is a good way to get a bunch of these on the cheap, though there are some real clunkers in the set and a few of the titles have received better looking releases (from Something Weird and Retromedia mainly). [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:39pm - Randy_Marsh ""] star wars |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:49pm - trioxin245 ""] Yea I have a double-feature of Goliath and the Vampires and Goliath ad the Sins of Babylong that Something weird released that actually looks pretty good for what it is. Im a big fan of Reg Park as Hercules for some reason, even though it was short lived. Against the Moon Men is SO ridiculouis. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 4:50pm - trioxin245 ""] ugh wtf is up with all these typos today? Hah |
| ______________________________ [Nov 13,2012 5:18pm - Yeti ""] wow, who knew swords and sandals could provoke such ire. i think Ross and Jim should duke it out with LARP weapons. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 5:27pm - trioxin245 ""] If Andrew lets me use his LARP gear, Im down. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 5:31pm - arilliusbm ""] My vagina is sandy and Cher is still a loser. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 5:34pm - trioxin245 ""] Yea I cant stand that video she did where she is in a bikini dancing on that aircraft carrier. Wait... What? |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 6:45pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Magic Journey of Sinbad FTW, especially considering it's got nothing at all to do with Sinbad and is actually based on Russo-mythoshit. Also Frances Ford Coppola got his start doing the de-Russification for American audiences (hence the Sinbad plot). MST3K version for bonus points. Related: Sword and the Dragon (same production company, also available with Mike-and-bots commentary). |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 6:59pm - arilliusbm ""] lol @ Magic Journey of Sinbad. I need to buy all of these damn movies. Do they have them on DVD? They must. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 7:06pm - trioxin245 ""] grab the Warriors collection that alex suggested. It has a lot of crap but some good uns and its cheap. Also LOL @ the price on amazon www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000F9SUT4/ref=redir_mdp_mobile |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 7:08pm - Headbanging_Man ""] Reg Park isn't bad, but he doesn't have as much charisma as some of the other stars of Peplum. He does seem very sincere though! [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 7:13pm - Headbanging_Man ""] trioxin245 said:Also LOL @ the price on amazon www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000F9SUT4/ref=redir_mdp_mobile Well, it does include The White Warrior! |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 7:17pm - Headbanging_Man ""] bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 7:18pm - trioxin245 ""] haha |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 7:19pm - trioxin245 ""] Steve Reeves does one thousand, four hundred and eighty eight push ups a day every day. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 7:30pm - punk potenza ""] big fan of all old sword and sorcery shit. just picked up a bunch of old robert e howard anthologies from the 60's all boris and frezetta covers!!! loved the movie dragon slayer. old clash of the titans and shit. my girl picked up the frank frezetta card set few years back at this flea market in cumberland RI. love how he draws his women..... |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 7:33pm - Headbanging_Man ""] You can stream a few on Netflix... Though I think the print of Hercules in the Haunted World they offer is cut by a few minutes, try the disc from Fantoma. Duel of the Titans David and Goliath (1961) Hercules Against the Mongols Ulysses My Son, The Hero (this one kind of bored me though) |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 7:34pm - Headbanging_Man ""] Oh yeah, and they have the fantastic 1983 Neo-Peplum Hercules with Lou Ferrigno. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 8:51pm - Muffins ""] Headbanging_Man said:Ugh, so much unintentional mixage of decades! [img] Best purchase ever made. these movies got me through getting laid off, not getting laid, getting swine flu and losing my apartment. plus costs like $12 on ebay. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 8:54pm - Muffins ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 9:12pm - Muffins ""] [img] realize this is not sword sandal but its awesome anyways |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 13,2012 9:50pm - Headbanging_Man ""] Fuck yeah, Enzo Castellari is the man and then some, and the Bronx Warriors films are among his finest achievements. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 14,2012 2:52am - ancient master nli ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 14,2012 10:02am - trioxin245 ""] also semi-related, I love Hercules: the Legendary Journeys. KEVIN SORBO 2012 |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 14,2012 11:19am - DestroyYouAlot ""] WE ORDER YOU TO LEAVE THE BRONX |
| __________________________________ [Nov 14,2012 8:52pm - Muffinz ""] trioxin245 said:also semi-related, I love Hercules: the Legendary Journeys. KEVIN SORBO 2012 is that the one with Xena? you are adorable. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 14,2012 8:59pm - trioxin245 ""] :C |
| __________________________________ [Nov 14,2012 9:16pm - Muffinz ""] awww. i know you have a secret crush on Xena i saw her pic in your underwear drawer |
| __________________________________ [Nov 14,2012 9:19pm - Muffinz ""] hercules from the haunted world is the one. it's the beard...i think. i would polish his sword ( : |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 15,2012 12:22am - Henryrugal ""] Awesome good day! when i watching movie. Shipping to Trinidad |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 15,2012 12:40am - Garth Algar ""] Thanks for the link aril. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 15,2012 2:07am - Alx_Casket ""] I thought beastmaster was animal porn? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 15,2012 7:09am - arilliusbm ""] Garth%20Algar said:Thanks for the link aril. wait what? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 15,2012 7:15am - trioxin245 ""] yea really |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 15,2012 8:46am - Garth Algar ""] I was pretending you were the stupid shipping to Trinidad spam. I did it because I'm clever. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 15,2012 9:41am - trioxin245 ""] I.... I just.... What? |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 15,2012 9:47am - Garth Algar ""] Henryrugal said:Awesome good day! when i watching movie. Shipping to Trinidad Haha this. I was trying to imply it was Aril. That's all. |