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The official "how long did you last before taking a shit after Thanksgiving dinner" Thread

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[Nov 22,2012 8:47pm - Alexecutioner ""]
I lasted maybe 5 minutes, then ate some more...
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[Nov 22,2012 8:55pm - brian_dc ""]
6 hours strong, but this is admittedly a science experiment
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[Nov 22,2012 9:29pm - illinoisenemaBradness ""]
4 hours.
Plate number one:
turkey, white and dark meat
mashed carrots and turnips
green bean casserole
mashed taters
sweet Hawaiian rolls
cranberry
over cooked crunchy stuffing

Plate 2:
two slices of B and M brown bread
more green bean, more carrots and turnips

for dessert:
carrot cake
cherry pie

drinking Euphoria Pale Ale
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[Nov 26,2012 11:19pm - ctb0rderpatrol  ""]
polish thanksgiving=gorgefest. 20 mins after eating once, 2AM i woke up, went to the shithaus, looked down and could barely see my dick, left a pile of shit that created an island of mud in the middle of the bowl. suprised i dont have stretch marks
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[Nov 26,2012 11:40pm - LucidCurse ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Nov 27,2012 12:49am - the_reverend ""]
had cholera so pretty much right away.
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[Nov 27,2012 4:37pm - largefreakatzero ""]
The El Duce song fucking rules.
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[Nov 28,2014 1:48pm - dumparoni  ""]
Poop
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[Nov 28,2014 2:55pm - the_reverend ""]
In the middle of the meal
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[Nov 28,2014 4:27pm - largefreakatzero ""]
About 4-5 times today.
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[Nov 28,2014 4:33pm - the_reverend ""]
I just pushed out the Thanksgiving pile. Holy huge dung pile.
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[Nov 26,2015 6:30pm - POOOOPPPPPPP  ""]
POOPPPPOOOPPPOOOPPPOOOPPPOOOOPPPP
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[Nov 26,2015 7:02pm - the_reverend ""]
I pulled something in my back... so I've been pooping way too much.
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[Nov 26,2015 9:21pm - Heartburn victim  ""]
Feel terrible. But need more beer.
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[Nov 28,2015 7:11am - i_am_lazy  ""]
I can't remember. But I still have some awfully foul Thanksgiving farts.


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