Official The Reverend does not know how to pronounce words thread..[views:18260][posts:67]________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 3:45pm - KEVORD ""] I've wanted to make this thread for a while. It drove me crazy when he didn't know how to say Kommandant. So I was just listening to last weeks show and he didn't know how to pronounce Claddagh,didn't know what a claddagh was, and thought it was a new bar in Lawrence even though its been around forever. So from now on all mispronounced words will be posted here. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 3:48pm - Alx_Casket ""] A+ thread |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 3:50pm - KEVORD ""] I wish I knew how to post clips cause some of the words crack me up when he says them. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 3:53pm - arilliusbm ""] Every time I talk to the_reverend I've calculated that within 28.65 seconds he mentions his penis. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 3:56pm - trioxin245 ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 3:57pm - trioxin245 ""] Slar thought Khanate was pronounced 'ka-nah-tay' |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 3:58pm - DYA is TESCO VEE ""] ^^^ lawl |
| _________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 3:59pm - MikeOv ""] trioxin245 said:Slar thought Khanate was pronounced 'ka-nah-tay' You know how many people have made that same mistake? Hah. It's funny, for a few of my friends on the north shore who loved Khanate but could never pronounce the name correctly, I think it was Guy from the Red Chord who told someone how to pronounce it and it snowballed from there. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 3:59pm - Mark_R ""] I thought Katatonia had a short 'o' until I saw them and they pronounced it long on stage. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 4:07pm - Burnsy ""] Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them." |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 4:08pm - KEVORD ""] I think I still say Deiphago wrong. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 4:13pm - the_reverend ""] this needs to be done. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 4:14pm - Alx_Casket ""] Burnsy said:Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them." I was always bothered by your pronunciation of Borknagar. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 4:14pm - the_reverend ""] I feel racist when I say Deiphago |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 4:15pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Some brown pants metaller once tried to make conversation by telling me how much he loved "Ooh-peth" |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 4:19pm - Burnsy ""] Alx_Casket said: I was always bothered by your pronunciation of Borknagar. WHAT'S WRONG WITH BOOUHKNAHGAH?! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 4:28pm - Alx_Casket ""] hahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:04pm - trioxin245 ""] Burnsy said:Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them." Yea man, sometimes even when you know what someone is talking about, you have to just act ignorant to avoid an awful conversation. Like when people say 'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO? I LOVE THAT STUFF' I'm like 'naw, I listen to mostly just classical like Beethoven and Mozart. I just have this shirt on because my roommate let me borrow it for laundry day.' That usually shuts them up. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:10pm - Burnsy ""] Exactly. No need to get sucked into a black hole of ignorance. once you reach the event horizon, it's all over. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:12pm - largefreakatzero ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:Some brown pants metaller once tried to make conversation by telling me how much he loved "Ooh-peth" To-may-to/to-mah-to, Opeth still blows. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:14pm - largefreakatzero ""] trioxin245 said: Burnsy said:Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them." Yea man, sometimes even when you know what someone is talking about, you have to just act ignorant to avoid an awful conversation. Like when people say 'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO? I LOVE THAT STUFF' I'm like 'naw, I listen to mostly just classical like Beethoven and Mozart. I just have this shirt on because my roommate let me borrow it for laundry day.' That usually shuts them up. I rarely wear band shirts anymore just for this reason, but that is a clever tactic to repel retards. I fucking hate strangers that try to be friendly. Just mind your own goddamn business. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:22pm - arilliusbm ""] Burnsy said:Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them." Yea, it was probably some fag that doesnt even remember when they started changing. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:23pm - trioxin245 ""] also for the record, it's Blessed Oh-full. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:24pm - trioxin245 ""] arilliusbm said: Burnsy said:Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them." Yea, it was probably some fag who would actually allow himself to be seen at 'winter is coming fest.' |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:30pm - Alx_Casket ""] trioxin245 said:also for the record, it's Blessed Oh-full. I always knew you for a Brit, wanker! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:36pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Mark_R said:I thought Katatonia had a short 'o' until I saw them and they pronounced it long on stage. Katatonio? The Spanish Katatonia? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:39pm - Burnsy ""] arilliusbm said:[ Yea, it was probably some fag that doesnt even remember when they started changing. Yeah he was a nice guy, but that topic has been covered ad nauseum on this forum. Total newb. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:40pm - Burnsy ""] No Michael, I think he said "kata-tawn-ee-uh." |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:42pm - arilliusbm ""] oneyerick realm |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:43pm - Burnsy ""] trioxin245 said: arilliusbm said: Burnsy said: Yea, it was probably some fag who would actually allow himself to be seen at 'winter is coming fest.' Haha. Fair enough. Glad i got to see Fen though for sure. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:51pm - trioxin245 ""] also, I don't know why it bothers me, but why does everyone pronounce chipotle 'chi-poll-tay'? LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPELLING PEOPLE JEEZ CHI-POTE-LAY |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:53pm - KEVORD ""] I'll admit that I said Blessed Awful at first. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:55pm - trioxin245 ""] yea I don't really care, was jus' sayin'. Andrew says 'oh fall' which I hate haha. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:56pm - Randy_Marsh ""] trioxin245 said: Burnsy said:Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them." 'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO? Don't you just hate when they do this? This seems a few years dated though, I think more recently...HEY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MASTODON, THE NEW ALBUM IS SICK Times are changing. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:56pm - trioxin245 ""] also, only are-ile-eye-us BM is real. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:58pm - randy faggot ""] Randy_Marsh said: trioxin245 said: Burnsy said:Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them." 'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO? Don't you just hate when they do this? This seems a few years dated though, I think more recently...HEY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MASTODON, THE NEW ALBUM IS SICK Times are changing. ...says the faggot who liked slipknot 2 years ago. faggot. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 5:59pm - trioxin245 ""] Randy_Marsh said: trioxin245 said: Burnsy said:Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them." 'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO? Don't you just hate when they do this? This seems a few years dated though, I think more recently...HEY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MASTODON, THE NEW ALBUM IS SICK Times are changing. If someone said Mastodon I'd be relieved. Not a fan, but compared to everything else people say it'd be a breath of fresh air. Especially t he north shore trash in the Salem area, they all still think 311 is the heaviest band ever. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 6:00pm - Randy_Marsh ""] trioxin245 said: Randy_Marsh said: trioxin245 said: Burnsy said:Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them." 'oh you like death metal, like LAMB OF GOD and SLIPKNOT BRO? Don't you just hate when they do this? This seems a few years dated though, I think more recently...HEY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MASTODON, THE NEW ALBUM IS SICK Times are changing. If someone said Mastodon I'd be relieved. Not a fan, but compared to everything else people say it'd be a breath of fresh air. Especially t he north shore trash in the Salem area, they all still think 311 is the heaviest band ever. Haven't been around people like that in a long ass time. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 6:31pm - Mark_R ""] I'm surprised to still get the occasional "Have I ever heard Dragonforce" even this past year. Then if I say I'm not a fan they act like it's a travesty. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 6:34pm - KEVORD ""] Mark_R said:I'm surprised to still get the occasional "Have I ever heard Dragonforce" even this past year. Then if I say I'm not a fan they act like it's a travesty.Just tell them you heard Dragonforce when they were called Gamma Ray. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 6:47pm - dertoxia ""] I just got a new job that I'm starting Monday and in the interview they asked me what kind of music I listened to. I coulda been all emotionless and nondescript and just said something like 'rock' and probably gotten a head nod and an ok and we wouldhave moved on. But like an idiot I said metal and I swear to god they go "Oh yeah, like Rush?". And now Rush is in the rock and roll hall of fame and one of my new bosses is a Neil-Peart-is-the-best-drummer-ever type Rush fan. :ROLLEYES: I'll probably start their schooling with Slayer and once I've been there a little bit I'll introduce them to black metal and European grind core. |
| ________________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 7:35pm - happy holidays peanut brittle ""] KEVORD said: Mark_R said:I'm surprised to still get the occasional "Have I ever heard Dragonforce" even this past year. Then if I say I'm not a fan they act like it's a travesty.Just tell them you heard Dragonforce when they were called Demoniac. fix'd |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 7:39pm - nekronaut ""] Fuck. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 7:45pm - KEVORD ""] Lame troll identified. |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 7:48pm - DMYA is ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES ""] I used to know dudes that listened to a lot of SaPULchura. *headdesk* |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 7:59pm - Garth Algar ""] trioxin245 said:also for the record, it's Blessed Oh-full. I would say it's pronounced more like uh-full. I think awful is an accepted pronunciation too unless it's some kind of different offal that I don't know about. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 8:08pm - Burnsy ""] It's up to them to decide how it's pronounced. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 8:10pm - Garth Algar ""] Ya I suppose so |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 8:14pm - KEVORD ""] I heard someone pronounce Offal as Oh Full on tv. That's when It hit me I was saying it wrong. |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 8:21pm - DMYA is ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES ""] "Off-full" is not wrong. It's just that you rarely hear non-Brits say it. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 10:21pm - mike29 ""] Does anyone know the proper pronunciation of Anaal Nathrakh? Really just the 'Anaal' part, I guess. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 10:23pm - mike29 ""] Oh yeah, and for the record (from the Heathen Temple website): Vaettir is NOT pronounced “vay-TEER,” but instead has a hard “i” sound and the emphasis on its first syllable. It is properly pronounced, “VIT-ir,” with the “VIT” having a long “I” sound. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 12,2012 11:38pm - Mark_R ""] Burnsy said:Some guy at winter is coming fest was talking shit about the newer ulver material but kept calling them YOU-luh-ver. My response was, "never heard of them." Maybe he picked it up based on this Pronunciation Guide video bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________ [Dec 13,2012 12:06am - Uh ""] mike29 said:Does anyone know the proper pronunciation of Anaal Nathrakh? Really just the 'Anaal' part, I guess. bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 3:33am - ancient master nli ""] I used that sound byte in a song http://vysok.bandcamp.com/track/harkener |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 6:00am - trioxin245 ""] mike29 said:Does anyone know the proper pronunciation of Anaal Nathrakh? Really just the 'Anaal' part, I guess. eh-nal nath-rak |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 7:46am - trioxin245 ""] happy%20holidays%20peanut%20brittle said: KEVORD said: Mark_R said:I'm surprised to still get the occasional "Have I ever heard Dragonforce" even this past year. Then if I say I'm not a fan they act like it's a travesty.Just tell them you heard Dragonforce when they were called Demoniac. fix'd Demonoac was a total different band from dragonforce with the exception of the guitar players. That first demoniac album is killer. I remember getting it in high school and wondering why this shithead BM band had such amazing guitar work. Turns out CUZ THEYRE GAY |
| ______________________________ [Dec 13,2012 7:46am - Yeti ""] Panty-ray |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 8:19am - KEVORD ""] My Gamma Ray response was much more elitist and snarky. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 8:35am - Burnsy ""] Mark_R said: Maybe he picked it up based on this Pronunciation Guide video LLLLLLLOLLLLL. Most likely. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 8:49am - xmikex ""] You think that's silly... I heard of a guy who spells Kreator with a C. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 9:45am - dreadkill ""] trioxin245 said:also, I don't know why it bothers me, but why does everyone pronounce chipotle 'chi-poll-tay'? LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPELLING PEOPLE JEEZ CHI-POTE-LAY that pisses me off to no end. the L is after the T! i just call it chipootles and sha-poo-tahls because i change the name of everything. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 9:47am - Burnsy ""] I say chuhpottles to troll IRL. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 9:56am - the_reverend ""] Burnsy said: Mark_R said: Maybe he picked it up based on this Pronunciation Guide video LLLLLLLOLLLLL. Most likely.ahahaha |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 11:40am - xmikex ""] ITT: Rev has "pas-ketti and meatballs" for dinner. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 3:42pm - dreadkill ""] meatbulbs |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 4:25pm - the mex nli ""] nekronaut said:Fuck. LOLed hard |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 14,2012 3:08am - ancient master nli ""] wonder what he has for "brefixt"? |