THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS (CL CONTENT VOL 76545227961)[views:12460][posts:43]___________________________________ [Jan 10,2013 6:43pm - nekronaut ""] boston craigslist > north shore > community > musicians please flag with care: [?] miscategorized prohibited spam/overpost best of craigslist METAL LEAD SINGER HERE.. (BOSTON,N.H.,R.I.,..ETC)_________________________________________Date: 2013-01-08, 6:21PM ESTReply to this post qj2cg-3483703940@comm.craigslist.org [? ]_________________________________________hello, i am an exp. lead singer/back up singer..and i love metal..priest..sabbath w/dio..fifth angel..sanctuary..metal church..maiden..helloween..firewind..dream evil..nevermore..crimson glory..helstar...hellion..warlord..warlock..damien..etc..etc..i do drive..i have been live and have opened up for..king diamond..u.f.o...metal church..savatage..crimson glory..loudness..etc..etc..to name a few..i have been in original act..tribute acts..and cover bands..i am in a band now..but it is at a stand still...i want to do it for real..i am looking for team players..if i have to put it back together so be it..but i want no ego nuts..no slackers..no wanna bee's..time wasters..druggies..drunks..game players...etc..etc..need not apply..and i am up for doing a priest tribute or even a deep purple/rainbow tribute...but mainly a priest tribute would be great..and yes i can hit the notes..i am classically/opera trained..i do not smoke drink or drug at all..and it would be nice to be working with the same..i can write words to songs no problem at all.... I LOVE METAL..and you must as well for this to work...REAL METAL BANDS LIKE IN THIS AD..GOOD SOLID STRONG METAL..no fakes and/or phoneys please..reach out..let's talk and go from there....thank you for your time............... * Location: BOSTON,N.H.,R.I.,..ETC * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID:3483703940 * Copyright © 2013 craigslist, inc. * terms of use * privacy * feedback |
| ________________________________ [Jan 10,2013 6:51pm - KEVORD ""] 1. I want to party with this guy 2. I lol'ed that he specified Sabbath with Dio instead of just saying Black Sabbath 3. I want to see his Priest Tribute band 4. And party with them too. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 10,2013 6:54pm - nekronaut ""] HE DOESN'T PARTY, BRO. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 10,2013 7:08pm - largefreakatzero ""] Yeah this guy sounds like the most boring person alive. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 10,2013 7:21pm - KEVORD ""] nekronaut said:HE DOESN'T PARTY, BRO.HE'LL PARTY IF I TELL HIM TO PARTY!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 10,2013 7:24pm - slar you morbid? ""] "listens to powermetal exclusively/doesn't drink" is a whole genre of people i don't like. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 10,2013 7:25pm - slar you morbid? ""] also, he specifically said "no game players" so that excludes KEVORD and DYA right off the bat. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 10,2013 7:27pm - KEVORD ""] We're gonna play AD&D, drinky whiskey, and talk about when he opened for King Diamond. It's gonna be awesome. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 10,2013 9:00pm - permafrost ""] NO WANNA BEE'S. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 10,2013 9:36pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I use... ellipses... in place of the proper punctuation... exclusively... |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2013 10:43pm - permafrost ""] DestroyYouAlot said:I use... ellipses... in place of the proper punctuation... exclusively... Only two..UR DOING IT WRONG.. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 1:10am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Force him into a band named Warhammer 40Kilos; lock up RTTP Troll of 2013 in January. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 9:36am - xmikex ""] This guy would be perfect for my Guys & Dolls themed prog metal band but if he doesn't want to do H with me then wtf is the point??.. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 9:49am - Alexecutioner ""] nekronaut said:no wanna bee's [img] :'( |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 11:25am - Ghoulash ""] slar%20you%20morbid? said:"listens to powermetal exclusively/doesn't drink" is a whole genre of people i don't like. ^^this^^ |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 11:28am - Ghoulash ""] its to bad though, if he lost the "no partying/gaming" shit and I'd be curious. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 2:20pm - slar you morbid? ""] Ghoulash said: slar%20you%20morbid? said:"listens to powermetal exclusively/doesn't drink" is a whole genre of people i don't like. ^^this^^ i guess the slash is kind of misleading, cuz either one of those things on their own is totally fine, but i've never met someone who fit BOTH descriptors who didn't annoy the shit out of me. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 4:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] power metal + doesn't roll joints on a 1979 Dungeon Masters Guide = UNPOSSIBLE |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 10:27pm - BLARGH! ""] He can "write words to songs no problem at all" |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 10:51pm - nekronaut ""] Bassist for SCORPIONS tribute or 80's band (No. East Mass/So. NH)_________________________________________Date: 2013-01-11, 11:13AM ESTReply to this post 7ptwh-3522094580@comm.craigslist.org [? ]_________________________________________ Bassist looking to rejoin a Scorpions tribute band or an 80's hair metal band. Much experience, great equipment, transportation and willingness to succeed putting together a band. Would prefer to join established situation w/a rehearsal studio. Been there,done that! Any takers reply back for more info. * Location: No. East Mass/So. NH * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID:3522094580 |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 10:53pm - nekronaut ""] We're So Metal We Rust In The Shower_________________________________________Date: 2013-01-11, 7:10AM ESTReply to this post rhcwb-3537857490@comm.craigslist.org [? ]_________________________________________If you have a huge hanging nutsack and you can scream, play bass or drums, hit us up. Even if you're a chick with balls of titanium and you can fill out a banana hammock, you'll only have to show them to us once (every practice). But seriously, we need a metal drummer, bassist, and throat for a metal band. If you can scream like a zombie jesus getting his tender ass torn apart by the penis of satan's nephew, let us know. If you can drum like no otha brothas in the suburbs, hit us up. And if you can play bass like....a good bass player (?) then yeah, we're down like four flat tires. Heil Santa!!! Music influences include: Lamb of God, Tool, DevilDriver, Ace of Base, Parkway Drive, Dr. Acula, Boy George, Etc. * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID:3537857490 * Copyright © 2013 craigslist, inc. * terms of use * privacy * feedback |
| _________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 10:57pm - KEVORD ""] I wish all of these awesome dudes posted here instead of you black metal fags. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 11:08pm - Eli_Hhcb ""] *like* |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 11:40pm - boblovesmusic ""] xmikex said:This guy would be perfect for my Guys & Dolls themed prog metal band but if he doesn't want to do H with me then wtf is the point??.. bennyhillifier funny you should say this haha |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 11,2013 11:51pm - I_am_not_me ""] Haha, holy shit! I think the guy in the first post tried out for Revengeance. The tell-tale sign would be to respond to the ad and ask if he was ever in Cats. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 12,2013 1:57am - savage_scream ""] Amazing how a lil\' Vodka wells the hart , levels the playing field , eh "nekronaut" ? lol ! [I'm enjoying]. Seriously now , " call Me Ishmael ." lol...you sound intellectual enough , [refreshingly] or a good BS'er..so [sic] on my English grammar - please ! excuse and translate please. 2 pleases ? Anyway ; how many key strokes to the first 16 characters of "Moby Dick ". . . 'randomly' , (or for fun , typed by Monkeys) , or ; the Yahoo normal hominid haunts at OH dark thirty ? [Me} etc. . . how many key strokes to "Call Me Ismael" ? { probability} will be the parameter of course.. or 58 x 58 x 58 x 58 16 times [over] sum = /16.4 trillion quadrillion attempts ? {I'm plagiarizing the scenario mind you }, So stifle ! You quote anal's out there ! lmao ! Yes it came from the mind of "Fredrick Nordstrom" of Dream Evil!!! He went on to postulate : Now factor the 3 words take 4 seconds to type , and the Monkeys never sleep . . how much time then with the probability factored in to before one Monkey gets a 50/50 chance of typing the famous opening line...? no problemo ?...it's just simple math = 2,100 trillion years , or close to 153,000 times the age of the universe . . .Huh- WHAT ? every creationist ear just leaped off their heads I bet ! lol... Saw GAAAWD and all ! in other words , how did , in the natural laws of probability ; empirically known axioms ? , is it possible for Man to have reached the little intellect He has in so little time in Probability? and that dose not even add the tenet of the time it took the apes to evolve to a biped mammal capable of pushing a key stroke...{hic}. . .xcuze Me...P.S. Canadian "Crystal Head " Vodka . . .{NOT_BAD !} How do the Pols like it ? Hey..business is business |
| __________________________________ [Jan 12,2013 9:48am - Ghoulash ""] slar%20you%20morbid? said: Ghoulash said: slar%20you%20morbid? said:"listens to powermetal exclusively/doesn't drink" is a whole genre of people i don't like. ^^this^^ i guess the slash is kind of misleading, cuz either one of those things on their own is totally fine, but i've never met someone who fit BOTH descriptors who didn't annoy the shit out of me. you do have a point there, when i was doing both to much i annoyed my self. World of Warcraft used to have the same effects on bands that heroin does. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 12,2013 10:00am - Ghoulash ""] One of these days I want to start a power metal band but I cant figure out why power metal guys always have their heads up their asses. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 12,2013 10:01am - KEVORD ""] Ghoulash said:One of these days I want to start a power metal band but I cant figure out why power metal guys always have their heads up their asses.Better Accoustics. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 12,2013 10:43am - josh hates logging in ""] Ghoulash said:Warcraft used to have the same effects on bands that heroin does. [cough]herugrim[/cough] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 12,2013 10:47am - black metal fag ""] KEVORD said:I wish all of these awesome dudes posted here instead of you black metal fags. :(.................too bad. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 12,2013 1:31pm - trioxin245 ""] KEVORD said:1. I want to party with this guy 2. I lol'ed that he specified Sabbath with Dio instead of just saying Black Sabbath 3. I want to see his Priest Tribute band 4. And party with them too. 6. Wait, is there really a band called Firewind? Bahah |
| ________________________________ [Jan 12,2013 1:57pm - KEVORD ""] What does Firewind have to do with me? Keep it up and you're not invited to our cool dude party. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 12,2013 2:03pm - trioxin245 ""] lolwut it has nothing to do with you. I dont get it. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 12,2013 2:04pm - KEVORD ""] You quoted me. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 12,2013 2:11pm - trioxin245 ""] I was adding another number to your list bro. The real question is why did I add number 6 when there was no 5 haha |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2013 8:50pm - nekronaut ""] Sooooooo this is the dude that originally posted this ad. Obviously he made a few white lies haha. bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 27,2013 9:08pm - largefreakatzero ""] I hope he can get a refund from whoever "classically trained" him. Ooof. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 27,2013 10:37pm - the_reverend ""] La Strega means "the witch" in ital. |
| __________________________________________________________ [Feb 28,2013 5:51pm - Not Even Alex Mooney Likes This ""] 2/10 would not friend request ....j/k of course I would |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 1,2013 8:04am - Alex_Mooney_likes_this ""] :THUMBSUP: |
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| ______________________________________ [Mar 1,2013 9:25am - Thundertroll ""] I am Thundertroll. The greatest stool in the world! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 1,2013 9:48am - Thunderstool ""] Thundertroll said:I am Thundertroll. The greatest stool in the world! Your mom is the greatest stool in the world! |