Official Royal Rumble 2013 Thread[views:7030][posts:49]___________________________________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 2:11pm - Smarky Smark and the Funky Bunch ""] My picks. Antonio Cesaro retains the US Championship after Miz blows a knee attempting a sloppy figure four. Rhodes Scolars beat Hell No for the tag belts after Kane's pyro sets Daniel Bryan's beard on fire. Kaitlyn beats Tamina in a terrible match while people are in the bathroom. Alberto Del Rio beats Big Show after parking a Ferrari on him. Ziggler goes to cash in his contract but Vince McMahon drops an anvil on him before the bell rings, killing any and all momentum for his most talented guy in the process. CM Punk beats The Rock after Brock Lesnar makes Rock's head explode with a terrible promo. John Cena is the last man in the Rumble match, waiting for #30 to come out. The clock winds down, the buzzer hits, the lights go dark, and when they come back on Cena is on the floor while Papa Shango stands victorious in the ring. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 2:20pm - nekronaut ""] Troll identified. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 2:57pm - ShadowSD ""] The Rock is #29 and Mr. Socko makes a surprise return as #30 with three enzuiguiries and a plancha, throwing the Rock out of the ring with a gorilla press slam to win the Rumble. This only happens after the zombie of Jake the Snake Roberts makes a sudden entrance in the Royal Rumble to a huge pop that brings the house down. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 3:22pm - Hey Stupid ""] Jake Roberts is still alive and Mr. Socko was just on Raw Christmas eve. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 7:41pm - ShadowSD ""] Ha, I just assumed Roberts had to be dead by now because too many wrestlers from that era are, and he used more drugs than anyone else. For sure if someone had said twenty-five years ago this guy's gonna outlive Curt Hennig and Owen Hart, people would say that was insane. The reference I made about Jake's entrance was from RR'96. Intertubez say Foley auctioned off Mr. Socko in 2011, so if you saw a sock on Raw recently, it was an imposter. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 8:01pm - KEVORD ""] Good thread. The funny thing is antonio cesaro did just win after the Miz blew out his knee. Good call Smarky Smark. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 8:32pm - KEVORD ""] Del Rio wins after Ricardo duct taped Big Show to the ring ropes. Again Smarky not too far off. Not a fan of a face kind of cheating to win. It was a surprisingly a great match. Del Rio has turned into both members of Strike force formed together like Voltron. I like it. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 8:51pm - KEVORD ""] Team Hell No retain. Didn't see that coming. Decent match. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 9:03pm - KEVORD ""] They are starting the Rumble now. Weird. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 9:06pm - KEVORD ""] Ziggler and Jericho are the first entrance. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 9:17pm - KEVORD ""] Goldust just entered the rumble. I marked out. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 9:32pm - KEVORD ""] The Godfather in the Rumble. Pimpin aint easy. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 9:34pm - Funlife ""] I have the entire catalog of Coliseum Video's WWF VHS releases. What a fun life. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 9:36pm - KEVORD ""] We need to hang out funlife. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 9:42pm - Funlife ""] We could watch my 8,000+ New Japan weeklynshow tapes and discuss Hashimoto vs. Chono or whether Kensuke Sasaki and Kobashi's 05 Dome Show match really deserved five stars. What a fun life. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 9:45pm - KEVORD ""] Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! |
| _________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 10:01pm - KEVORD ""] Ryback and Cena are the last two. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 10:02pm - KEVORD ""] Cena won. Fuck me. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 10:43pm - KEVORD ""] Cm Punk wins. Solid match. But Vinny Mack just came out. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 10:44pm - KEVORD ""] Match restarted. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 10:47pm - KEVORD ""] Match restarted. Rock won. Gay. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 27,2013 10:58pm - KEVORD ""] Such bullshit. Punk better win elimination chamber. 7\10 PPV. |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 10:32am - Smarky Smark and the Funky Bunch ""] PPV sucked. 4/10. |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 10:32am - Smarky Smark and the Funky Bunch ""] I did however mark out at Jericho being entrant #2. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 10:44am - Gangrel ""] Fucking missed the PPV, of course Cena is gonna win the rumble, sets the stage for Rock vs Cena at Wrestlemania for the belt. Punk can win it back at the Elimination Chamber, but I dont see that happening. Cena beats the Rock for the belt at Wrestlemania, and Ziggler cashes in his money in the bank briefcase and takes the belt from Cena, thats how it should go down. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 10:51am - KEVORD ""] Cena vs. Rock was a pretty weak main event last year. Punk vs. Rock was 100x better. Looking forward to the rematch next month. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 11:07am - Gangrel ""] No mention if the undertaker is gonna wrestle and keep his streak alive at wrestlemania, and no mention of Brock's opponent is gonna be. I hope it isn't Triple H, dont want to see that rematch. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 11:10am - Gangrel ""] Jake the Snake Roberts is not dead, he is currently living with DDP doing his yoga program and drug free while staying there, the dude got back in shape. |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 11:28am - Smarky Smark and the Funky Bunch ""] Most likely Taker vs. Punk at Wrestlemania. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 12:49pm - Gangrel ""] that would be a good matchup, dont want Taker's streak to end. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 1:28pm - brett fart ""] Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 1:29pm - brett fart ""] also...should NEVER be marked as "sports". |
| _______________________________ [Jan 28,2013 1:30pm - Hoser ""] Anyone who watches this shit needs a job, a girlfriend, or at least a pet thats not a cat or small dog....cuz thats just gay. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 1:36pm - brett fart ""] Hoser said:Anyone who watches this shit needs a job, a girlfriend, or at least a pet thats not a cat or small dog....cuz thats just gay. BACK'D |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 1:37pm - Alx_Casket ""] Dad's still bitter about his Rikishi tattoo. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 1:39pm - brett "the shitman" fart ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 1:44pm - Gangrel ""] brett%20fart said:Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags. Brett Fart, heh good one, TV shows are fake as well, and no one talks about UFC except that Heliofight troll who wanted dudes to go down to some warehouse. Do not make me pull out my ziplock bag full of WWF wrestling cards, lol. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 2:20pm - brett "the shitman" fart ""] Gangrel said: brett%20fart said:Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags. Do not make me pull out my ziplock bag full of WWF wrestling cards, lol. LOL, actually... 1) take your cards out of your ziplock 2) burn them 3) place empty ziplock on head 4) zip lock bag insuring air tight seal 5) wait 6) repeat step 5 |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 2:35pm - Gangrel ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 2:36pm - Gangrel ""] brett%20"the%20shitman"%20fart said: Gangrel said: brett%20fart said:Wow, grown men actually watch this shit? LMAO, I stopped watching when I found out it was staged and fake @ the tender age of 7 UFC or GTFO fags. Do not make me pull out my ziplock bag full of WWF wrestling cards, lol. LOL, actually... 1) take your cards out of your ziplock 2) burn them 3) place empty ziplock on head 4) zip lock bag insuring air tight seal 5) wait 6) repeat step 5 you forgot to mention to fap after ziplock bag is on head |
| ________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 3:05pm - KEVORD ""] Saying wrestling is fake is the gayest statement someone can make. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 3:11pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I thought the Avengers was a cool movie until I went to New York and saw that there wasn't a Stark Tower. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 3:13pm - KEVORD ""] This site was cool until I figured out there wasn't a pit to return to. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 3:15pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I used to love Lovecraft but then I realized Innsmouth isn't a real place. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 3:18pm - KEVORD ""] I used to like kiss until I found out Gene Simmons wasn't a demon and Paul Stanley was heterosexual. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 3:21pm - The Iron Shart ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:I thought the Avengers was a cool movie until I went to New York and saw that there wasn't a Stark Tower. Whatever you do, DO NOT go to the North Pole asking all kinds of questions about Santa Clause. :krusty: |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 3:24pm - Gangrel ""] KEVORD said:This site was cool until I figured out there wasn't a pit to return to. lol |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 4:50pm - Sharty Shart and the Funky Crunch ""] The Undertaker was cool until he went to Vegas and took the over. |
| __________________________________________________ [Jan 29,2013 4:30pm - Vincent Kennedy McManus ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2013 8:33pm - The Excellence of Execution ""] THE ROCK USED MY SIGNATURE MOVE. THE SHARPSHOOTER. TOO BAD, HE'S GONNA LEARN THAT IN CANADA, WE HANDLE COPY WRITE INFRINGEMENT A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY............WE HOLD COURT IN THE DUNGEON AND I'M JUDGE, JURY AND THE EXCELLENCE OF EXECUTION, EH?! |