The Hart Family vs The Heliofight Homosexuals July 11th at the JizzKastle!!![views:2107][posts:4]______________________________________________________ [Jan 31,2013 8:40pm - The Excellence of Execution ""] Live at the Jizzkastle! Three way ladder match! Myself, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith and Owen Hart! Yeah, even Owen is coming back from the dead to turn you queers inside out! We're bringing Stu's Dungeon all the way from Calgary to the Jizzkastle! ONE TIME ONLY TO SETTLE THE SCORE! Now.....everyone in Heliofight likes to say they run Framingham. Them and their Affliction shirts strike fear into the people of The Chicken Bone, Angry Hams and Pepperoncini's?! Well, lemme tell ya................the only fear anyone is gonna feel is when they got their legs wrapped around the steel post and an upside down figurefour leglock is about to make you scream like someone keyed your iroc! If I wasn't gonna slide my shades onto lil Mark Richard's head before the match, I'd be putting them on someone from Heliofight's eyes so they could see themselves getting their asses beat with ladders over the glare of Canada's finest sports heroes aura of excellence! Spinny 5 ain't saving you! Candy Striper Death Orgy ain't saving you! Old Man Dwyer ain't saving you! Draize can't even save you with his squad of ANTIFA vaginas! Brother, get ready for the pain! The pain named Bret "The Hitman" Hart! The pain that is THE BEST THERE IS..........THE BEST THERE WAS...............AND THE BEST............THERE EVER.........WILL........BE!!!!!!!!! bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 31,2013 8:51pm - Alex_from_heliofight ""] Stupid. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 1,2013 11:23am - Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart ""] Hey guys sorry I'm late. What did I miss? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 1,2013 11:46am - MikeOv ""] The reanimated corpse of Davey Boy Smith? |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 1,2013 12:11pm - Brian from Heliofight ""] Yes. Alex is stupid. |