Penis seeking vagina
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[Jul 4,2004 8:06pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Help me out here ladies.
[Jul 4,2004 8:12pm - Bloodlust ""]
hi
[Jul 4,2004 11:16pm - Abbath ""]
you should buy one of those fake vagina things
you get 2 pluses
1. no condom
2. no awkwardness after you're done with it
[Jul 4,2004 11:18pm - succubus ""]
i say try a different kind of message board
[Jul 4,2004 11:20pm - Abbath ""]
ya like defyunlearn. com they have a WHOLE section about sex:NEWHORNS:
[Jul 4,2004 11:26pm - succubus ""]
ZING
hahahaha
yer awesome
[Jul 4,2004 11:42pm - Aegathis ""]
Abbath said:you should buy one of those fake vagina things
you get 2 pluses
1. no condom
2. no awkwardness after you're done with it
I think i would feel a little awkward after having sex with a fake vagina
[Jul 4,2004 11:54pm - Abbath ""]
i think they have butt holes on them too ahahahah
[Jul 5,2004 1:22am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
become gay
[Jul 5,2004 7:26pm - intricateprocess ""]
haha get a fleshlight
[Aug 13,2004 1:22pm - swamplorddvm ""]
I'm still waiting!
[Aug 13,2004 1:41pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
looking for vagina in the sasauge fest if kinda dumb.
[Aug 13,2004 1:48pm - Jellyfish ""]
get a job.
[Aug 13,2004 3:29pm - Lynneaus ""]
*hands you a bagel*
[Aug 13,2004 3:31pm - succubus ""]
there are at least 3 vaginas in this thread
but none are available
[Aug 13,2004 3:33pm - dreadkill ""]
let's take this guy to the bunny ranch. maybe vince neil will be there, slapping whores around.
[Aug 13,2004 7:07pm - JoeDavolla ""]
If u wanna spend $20-30 bucks go the Moonlite Reader and buy a fake pussy.It will keep you occupied until u can get the real thing.
P.S.
Dont forget to buy some lube too
[Aug 13,2004 7:09pm - JoeDavolla ""]
Or... Drive through Lowell/Lawrence and pick up a crackwhore.If u really wanna spend the $$ call an escort service.
[Aug 13,2004 8:46pm - dread_104 ""]
microwave some liver, then line the opening of a milk carton with it. make sure it's not too hot
[Aug 13,2004 9:25pm - JoeDavolla ""]
Yikes!!! Sounds dangerous.Ill stick with snapping the carrot
[Aug 13,2004 9:51pm - ArrowHead ""]
dread_104 said:microwave some liver, then line the opening of a milk carton with it. make sure it's not too hot
Dude, your shit will fit into a milk carton?
[Aug 13,2004 11:41pm - succubus ""]
yeah supposedly raw meat works well
"leolo" watch that movie and see what i mean
hahaha
[Aug 14,2004 2:17pm - Deathcow ""]
swamplorddvm said:Help me out here ladies.
Yeah. I too could use some assistance in this area.
[Aug 14,2004 2:24pm - Jellyfish ""]
ArrowHead said:dread_104 said:microwave some liver, then line the opening of a milk carton with it. make sure it's not too hot
Dude, your shit will fit into a milk carton?
I was thinking the same thing. Sucks.
[Aug 14,2004 6:13pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
TheGreatSpaldino said:become gay
and date spaulding
[Aug 14,2004 11:19pm - assuck ""]
hahahahaha zing